1 00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:50,607 - Hi, Murray. - Hey. I'll say hello in a minute, guys. 2 00:00:50,650 --> 00:00:52,777 It looks busy out there. It's like an office. 3 00:00:52,819 --> 00:00:55,720 Guys, I'll have to be quick today I'm afraid. Here we are. 4 00:00:55,755 --> 00:00:57,746 Band meeting. Brett, present. 5 00:00:57,791 --> 00:01:00,055 - Jemaine, present. Murray... - Why didn't you let us say present? 6 00:01:00,093 --> 00:01:02,027 I'm trying to save time here, Jemaine. 7 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,495 That wouldn't have saved much time. 8 00:01:03,530 --> 00:01:05,828 I can't have time wastage, all right? I'm stressed out. 9 00:01:05,865 --> 00:01:07,958 - Do you want to know why? - No. 10 00:01:08,001 --> 00:01:09,628 All right, I'll tell you. The Prime Minister 11 00:01:09,669 --> 00:01:11,296 of New Zealand is coming to New York... 12 00:01:11,337 --> 00:01:12,634 - Really? - Yeah? 13 00:01:12,672 --> 00:01:14,367 and I've been appointed his aide. 14 00:01:14,407 --> 00:01:17,205 - Oh, wow. Congratulations. - We might even go to Washington 15 00:01:17,243 --> 00:01:19,211 and meet the President of America. 16 00:01:19,245 --> 00:01:21,372 Oh, really? Will the queen be there? 17 00:01:21,414 --> 00:01:24,315 No, it's not a big do. It's just a small party. 18 00:01:24,350 --> 00:01:28,343 Actually... Greg, has the President of America returned my call? 19 00:01:28,388 --> 00:01:31,221 - No, Murray. - Oh, you're there, Greg, lurking. 20 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:33,088 How long have you been lurking there? 21 00:01:33,126 --> 00:01:36,152 Doesn't matter. Can you call the White House again, please? 22 00:01:36,196 --> 00:01:38,630 - Sure. - Okay. Dismissed. 23 00:01:38,665 --> 00:01:40,997 Likes to lurk there, doesn't he? 24 00:01:41,034 --> 00:01:43,366 Oh, I've got you a gig. 25 00:01:43,403 --> 00:01:44,995 - Great. - Oh, yeah? 26 00:01:45,038 --> 00:01:47,939 Here we go. There's some clothes for you, Jemaine. 27 00:01:47,974 --> 00:01:51,205 - Oh, thanks. - And here's a nice coat for you, Bret. 28 00:01:51,244 --> 00:01:54,338 - Thank you. - Oh, and also... 29 00:01:54,380 --> 00:01:57,178 here's a wig. You could wear that. 30 00:01:57,217 --> 00:02:00,084 - A wig? What does Bret need a... - Yeah. It's for the gig, okay? 31 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,747 - What, a wig for the gig? - Mm-hmm. 32 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:03,221 - I have to wear this? - Yeah, that's your one. 33 00:02:03,256 --> 00:02:06,020 The only thing you'll need is... 34 00:02:06,059 --> 00:02:08,857 are you familiar with the songs of Simon & Garfunkel? 35 00:02:08,895 --> 00:02:12,831 You've booked us a gig as a Simon & Garfunkel tribute act? 36 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:14,629 - Ah. - Haven't you? 37 00:02:14,667 --> 00:02:17,067 - You're onto it. - You're trying to disguise it. 38 00:02:17,103 --> 00:02:19,298 I tried to disguise it as a gift, okay? 39 00:02:19,339 --> 00:02:21,705 - I'll admit it. - We don't sing other people's songs. 40 00:02:21,741 --> 00:02:23,504 Oh, I know, Bret, but here's the thing: 41 00:02:23,543 --> 00:02:25,101 I listened to some of their songs, 42 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:26,544 and they're actually better than your songs. 43 00:02:26,579 --> 00:02:28,513 And this is a great opportunity to do them. 44 00:02:28,548 --> 00:02:30,516 You do their songs, you can look like them. 45 00:02:30,550 --> 00:02:31,915 But they've already done their songs. 46 00:02:31,951 --> 00:02:33,543 Well, it's better than your last gig. 47 00:02:33,586 --> 00:02:35,247 It was barely a gig, wasn't it? 48 00:02:35,288 --> 00:02:37,415 We went into a karaoke bar and you put our names on the list. 49 00:02:37,457 --> 00:02:39,084 - Exactly. - That's not a gig. 50 00:02:39,125 --> 00:02:41,423 - Yeah, it was. It was a bad gig. - It's not a gig. 51 00:02:41,461 --> 00:02:42,826 It wasn't even a gig. 52 00:02:42,862 --> 00:02:44,420 It's not a bad gig. That's just a karaoke night. 53 00:02:44,464 --> 00:02:46,591 You don't need a manager, 'cause you don't get paid. 54 00:02:46,633 --> 00:02:48,999 - You just put your name on the list. - Well, we know that now. 55 00:02:49,035 --> 00:02:51,230 We're still in a learning phase, aren't we? 56 00:02:51,271 --> 00:02:53,000 You've been managing us for two years. 57 00:02:53,039 --> 00:02:56,406 Yeah, I know, but that's the first time I've been to that karaoke bar. 58 00:02:56,442 --> 00:03:00,003 My point is, guys, this gig I'm giving you now is a legitimate gig. 59 00:03:00,046 --> 00:03:02,514 It's from an agency that books lookalikes. 60 00:03:02,549 --> 00:03:04,574 Well, we don't look like Simon & Garfunkel. 61 00:03:04,617 --> 00:03:08,109 Well, here's the thing... the actual lookalikes don't look anything alike, 62 00:03:08,154 --> 00:03:10,850 and they don't look like the guys they're supposed to look like, 63 00:03:10,890 --> 00:03:13,484 and they're busy. So I went in there 64 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:15,323 and you know what? You look just like they do. 65 00:03:15,361 --> 00:03:17,886 So we look like some Simon & Garfunkel lookalikes 66 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:20,092 who don't look like Simon & Garfunkel? 67 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:22,499 That's right. What a blessing. 68 00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:24,799 - So, you happy to do it? - No, clearly not. 69 00:03:24,837 --> 00:03:28,273 - No, we're not doing it. - I'll have to put that $50 back then. 70 00:03:28,308 --> 00:03:30,367 - $50? - $50 each. 71 00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:35,313 # Have her make me a cambric shirt # 72 00:03:35,348 --> 00:03:37,612 # I need a shirt # 73 00:03:37,650 --> 00:03:42,349 # Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme # 74 00:03:42,388 --> 00:03:44,515 # And thyme # 75 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:50,086 # Without a seam nor fine needle... # 76 00:03:52,532 --> 00:03:54,466 Look at that, man. They've got apples. 77 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:58,903 - Oh, really? - Guys. Bloody brilliant, all right? 78 00:03:58,938 --> 00:04:01,907 - Thanks, Elton. - It's good to see someone else up there 79 00:04:01,941 --> 00:04:04,637 just... like me, just kind of doing my thing, you know? 80 00:04:04,677 --> 00:04:06,338 You're doing Elton John's thing really, though. 81 00:04:06,379 --> 00:04:09,473 I'm doing my thing which is doing Elton John's thing. 82 00:04:09,515 --> 00:04:12,040 - Oh yeah? What's he doing then? - He's doing his thing. 83 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,552 - His thing, which is the same thing. - I'm doing... l... 84 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:15,645 my thing, though, is to do Elton John's thing 85 00:04:15,688 --> 00:04:17,656 which is why I said I'm doing my thing... 86 00:04:17,690 --> 00:04:19,385 - Doesn't he go into the thi... - Maybe you didn't hear the first thing 87 00:04:19,425 --> 00:04:22,451 I said. Whatever, but... all right, look. 88 00:04:22,495 --> 00:04:23,928 Point: Right there. 89 00:04:23,963 --> 00:04:26,557 They booked another Elton John act same night as me, 90 00:04:26,599 --> 00:04:30,126 dressed exactly like me... 1973 "Honky Chateau" outfit. 91 00:04:30,169 --> 00:04:32,467 There is a guy who is not doing his own thing. 92 00:04:32,505 --> 00:04:34,939 There's a guy who doesn't have a single original idea in his head. 93 00:04:34,974 --> 00:04:37,204 - He's doing Elton John's thing. - He looks like you. 94 00:04:37,243 --> 00:04:40,041 - Yeah. No, he's doing my thing when... - Hey, John. 95 00:04:40,079 --> 00:04:43,537 Oh, hold me closer, tiny dancer. 96 00:04:43,583 --> 00:04:45,244 - Hello. - Did you see Elton #2? 97 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:48,345 Oh, eh, yes. Well, let me introduce you 98 00:04:48,388 --> 00:04:50,219 to two very talented young men. 99 00:04:50,256 --> 00:04:53,123 This is Parsley and this is Sage. 100 00:04:53,159 --> 00:04:54,786 - Hello, Sage. - Hi. 101 00:04:54,827 --> 00:04:57,352 They filled in for the guys from Troubled Waters. 102 00:04:57,397 --> 00:04:59,524 One of them had a bladder infection. 103 00:04:59,565 --> 00:05:01,795 Oh, that's too bad. 104 00:05:01,834 --> 00:05:04,098 You were wonderful. 105 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:05,695 I feel honored to meet you. 106 00:05:05,738 --> 00:05:08,332 - Oh. - Ooh. 107 00:05:08,374 --> 00:05:10,239 Can you feel some love tonight? 108 00:05:10,276 --> 00:05:12,744 Hey, want to see a guy who looks just like Bono from U2? 109 00:05:12,779 --> 00:05:15,009 - Oh yeah yeah? - Yeah, but real muscular. Come here. 110 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:16,948 Cool. 111 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:19,383 - You look great. - Oh. 112 00:05:19,419 --> 00:05:21,319 I usually look better than this. 113 00:05:21,354 --> 00:05:24,755 - I like your height. - I'm usually this height. 114 00:05:24,791 --> 00:05:26,952 Do you like bubble baths? 115 00:05:28,127 --> 00:05:29,924 Sorry, I'm getting ahead of myself. 116 00:05:29,962 --> 00:05:32,089 Would you like to go to dinner with me tomorrow night? 117 00:05:32,131 --> 00:05:34,622 Uh, I'll just see if I'm available. Yes. 118 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:37,568 Bret, this girl asked me out. 119 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:45,235 - Oh, the prime minis... - Shh shh. 120 00:05:45,278 --> 00:05:48,736 - The prime minister. - Yes, he's terribly jet-lagged. 121 00:05:48,781 --> 00:05:51,341 He thinks it's tomorrow. Don't wake him. 122 00:05:51,384 --> 00:05:53,181 Hey, can you take a photo of me with him? 123 00:05:53,219 --> 00:05:55,483 - Yeah, okay. Get in, Bret. 124 00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:57,955 - Can you move just... - He's waking up. Get out. Go on, go. 125 00:05:57,990 --> 00:05:59,958 He's seen you. Come back, he's seen you. 126 00:05:59,992 --> 00:06:03,587 Sorry about that, Murray. Dropped off there. Bloody jet lag. 127 00:06:03,629 --> 00:06:07,087 - What day is it, yesterday? - No, it's today, sir. 128 00:06:07,133 --> 00:06:08,896 Oh, yes. Of course it is. 129 00:06:08,935 --> 00:06:11,426 Oh, well, let me introduce you, Prime Minister. 130 00:06:11,471 --> 00:06:12,870 These are two of the leading lights 131 00:06:12,905 --> 00:06:15,203 of the New Zealand/New York artistic community. 132 00:06:15,241 --> 00:06:17,801 Oh, yeah? Artists, are you? 133 00:06:17,844 --> 00:06:20,779 Good on you. What sort of thing do you paint? 134 00:06:20,813 --> 00:06:23,213 - Nudes? - No, we're a band, Your Honor. 135 00:06:23,249 --> 00:06:25,615 Well, I'm Bryan, the Prime Minister of New Zealand. 136 00:06:25,651 --> 00:06:27,585 - Yes, we know that. - It's very nice to meet you, my lord. 137 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:31,078 You're gonna have to excuse me. I'm just a bit jetlagged. What a flight. 138 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:33,354 I watched a couple of films on the way over though, 139 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,327 but my screen broke halfway through "Cars." 140 00:06:35,361 --> 00:06:38,797 Have you seen the film "Cars," Murray? Do you know what happens at the end? 141 00:06:38,831 --> 00:06:41,231 Let me just... Greg, the prime minister 142 00:06:41,267 --> 00:06:43,997 wants to know what happens at the end of the movie "Cars." 143 00:06:44,036 --> 00:06:46,903 - Okay. - Specifically, I'd like to know 144 00:06:46,939 --> 00:06:49,840 what happens between the main car and the girl car. 145 00:06:49,876 --> 00:06:53,539 Greg, just an update here: The prime minister wants to know 146 00:06:53,579 --> 00:06:56,013 specifically between the main car and the girl car... 147 00:06:56,048 --> 00:06:59,347 - do they get together at the end? - Yes, I believe they do. 148 00:06:59,385 --> 00:07:03,719 - Oh. They do get together. - Good. Touch and go there for a while. 149 00:07:03,756 --> 00:07:06,350 - Thank you for that. Well done. - That's all right. 150 00:07:06,392 --> 00:07:08,792 That's the sort of thing we should be doing in New Zealand. 151 00:07:08,828 --> 00:07:10,693 - I'll make a note of it. - Yeah, do make a note of that. 152 00:07:10,730 --> 00:07:13,995 "Talking cars." I'll put you down as one of the creators, though, 153 00:07:14,033 --> 00:07:16,399 - 'cause you came up with this concept. - I think so. Yeah. 154 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,734 - Put me down as a creator. - Okay. Do you mind 155 00:07:18,771 --> 00:07:20,739 if I put my name on there as well, Prime Minister? Just as... 156 00:07:20,773 --> 00:07:24,539 - Put it down "Murray, co-creator." - Oh, thanks very much. 157 00:07:24,577 --> 00:07:26,568 Okay, well, we'll be seeing you around, guys. 158 00:07:26,612 --> 00:07:29,979 Oh, did Murray tell you I'm meeting the president? When is that, Murray? 159 00:07:30,016 --> 00:07:32,849 Uh, well, I'm still sort of ironing out the finer details, 160 00:07:32,885 --> 00:07:36,616 but at the moment it's scheduled in for this Friday. 161 00:07:36,656 --> 00:07:38,385 What have I got booked until then, Murray? 162 00:07:38,424 --> 00:07:41,018 Well, I thought you could go on a guided tour 163 00:07:41,060 --> 00:07:43,221 of the cultural sights of New York City. 164 00:07:43,262 --> 00:07:45,230 Perhaps these two guys could guide you. 165 00:07:45,264 --> 00:07:47,459 Oh, great. Good on you. 166 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:50,060 I'll look forward to it. Oh, well. 167 00:07:52,271 --> 00:07:53,738 What a great man. 168 00:07:53,773 --> 00:07:55,764 Murray, you should be taking him on the tour of New York. 169 00:07:55,808 --> 00:07:58,208 I'm sorry, guys, okay? I'm in real trouble here, 170 00:07:58,244 --> 00:08:00,371 all right? I haven't organized the meeting with the president 171 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:01,812 and the prime minister doesn't know. 172 00:08:01,848 --> 00:08:04,146 But, Murray, we can't take the prime minister around. 173 00:08:04,183 --> 00:08:06,743 - We don't know how to do that. - Yes, you can. It's easy. 174 00:08:06,786 --> 00:08:08,083 - Doesn't he need a bodyguard? - He's the prime minister. 175 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:10,054 - A bodyguard? - Yeah. 176 00:08:10,089 --> 00:08:12,284 - Well, there you go... Bret. - What, me? 177 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:13,553 Yeah, you can offer protection. 178 00:08:13,593 --> 00:08:15,083 Well, is there a New Zealand government gun? 179 00:08:15,127 --> 00:08:17,288 Yeah, but the army's got that. 180 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:19,924 You could just pretend you've got a gun, 181 00:08:19,966 --> 00:08:22,491 so just put your hand in your jacket like that. 182 00:08:22,535 --> 00:08:23,934 Don't move. 183 00:08:23,970 --> 00:08:26,302 Don't pull that out, 'cause that's obviously not a gun. 184 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,500 - Oh, yeah yeah. - When you pull it out, just go 185 00:08:28,541 --> 00:08:32,170 - "It's still in there." Okay? - Okay, all right. 186 00:08:32,211 --> 00:08:34,509 Anything else? 187 00:08:38,084 --> 00:08:39,642 Hello, is that Warrick? 188 00:08:39,685 --> 00:08:41,676 Is that Warrick? Yeah, hi, it's Bryan. 189 00:08:41,721 --> 00:08:43,655 These are... these are FBI style. 190 00:08:43,689 --> 00:08:46,522 These have actually been worn by the FBI on several occasions. 191 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:49,289 How's the country going? No, seriously, how's it going? 192 00:08:49,328 --> 00:08:52,320 - Who is that guy? - The Prime Minister of New Zealand. 193 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:55,198 - What language is he talking? - English. 194 00:08:55,234 --> 00:08:57,998 Yeah, now look, how's the environment going? 195 00:08:58,037 --> 00:09:00,801 - Well, can we clean it up a bit? - Yeah, maybe. 196 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:03,365 Well, I don't know. Just get some of your cousins together 197 00:09:03,409 --> 00:09:04,774 and just clean it up a bit. 198 00:09:04,810 --> 00:09:07,210 Dave, I'm going on a date with a woman tonight. 199 00:09:07,246 --> 00:09:09,874 - Gonna bang her? - She didn't mention that. 200 00:09:09,916 --> 00:09:12,146 - She mentioned dinner. - Oh. 201 00:09:12,184 --> 00:09:14,049 Well, let me know how it goes. 202 00:09:14,086 --> 00:09:16,316 - Okay. - I thought so. 203 00:09:16,355 --> 00:09:18,823 Hey, where'd you get "The Matrix"? 204 00:09:18,858 --> 00:09:20,758 This has just come out in New Zealand. 205 00:09:22,828 --> 00:09:24,557 Hello. Yes. 206 00:09:24,597 --> 00:09:27,122 Could I please speak to the president, please? 207 00:09:27,166 --> 00:09:28,929 How do you know I called before? 208 00:09:28,968 --> 00:09:31,903 Oh, right, the number came up. Well, yes. Yes, it is me, 209 00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:34,771 um, but this time I've got my prime minister here. 210 00:09:34,807 --> 00:09:36,798 He wasn't here before, but he's actually here now 211 00:09:36,842 --> 00:09:38,935 and it's really become an urgent matter 212 00:09:38,978 --> 00:09:41,242 that I organize the two great men to meet. 213 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:43,248 He's come all the way from New Zealand. 214 00:09:43,282 --> 00:09:45,011 New Zealand. 215 00:09:45,051 --> 00:09:47,986 It is a country! Yes, it is! 216 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:49,920 All right. Thank you. 217 00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:51,583 I'm busy as well. I'm gonna go. 218 00:09:51,624 --> 00:09:53,285 I'm going to have to call you back, actually. 219 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:55,760 Thank you. 220 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:02,359 I mean, how do we know that we're actually here 221 00:10:02,401 --> 00:10:04,335 in America and not part of the matrix? 222 00:10:04,370 --> 00:10:06,770 I mean, everything in your experience... 223 00:10:06,806 --> 00:10:10,833 are we really here or are we just part of a giant battery? 224 00:10:10,876 --> 00:10:13,709 I don't really believe in the matrix, Your Honor. 225 00:10:13,746 --> 00:10:16,271 - No, neither do I. - No, I don't believe in it either. 226 00:10:16,315 --> 00:10:18,340 - No, of course not. - It's just an interesting idea 227 00:10:18,384 --> 00:10:19,544 that is open for discussion. 228 00:10:19,585 --> 00:10:22,611 - I believe in the matrix, Your Majesty. - I knew it. So do I. 229 00:10:22,655 --> 00:10:25,522 You know why, Dave? Have you ever had deja vu? 230 00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:28,550 All the time. You know what that is, don't you? 231 00:10:28,594 --> 00:10:30,892 Glitch in the matrix. 232 00:10:30,930 --> 00:10:32,795 Fuckin' a. 233 00:10:35,668 --> 00:10:38,899 So, Sage, are you the hugest Simon & Garfunkel fan or what? 234 00:10:38,938 --> 00:10:41,236 Uh, yeah, I like some of their songs, 235 00:10:41,273 --> 00:10:44,436 like the one about the fair, and... 236 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,138 "Scarborough Fair"- parenthesis-"Canticle." 237 00:10:46,178 --> 00:10:47,475 Yeah, is that the one with the shopping list... 238 00:10:47,513 --> 00:10:50,141 one guy has a shopping list for another guy 239 00:10:50,182 --> 00:10:52,207 with some herbs and spices... 240 00:10:52,251 --> 00:10:54,242 Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme? 241 00:10:54,286 --> 00:10:55,947 - Yes. Actually... - Excuse me, ma'am. 242 00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:57,250 There's a phone call for you. 243 00:10:57,289 --> 00:10:59,280 Really? Be right back. 244 00:11:01,694 --> 00:11:04,993 Jemaine. Jemaine. 245 00:11:05,031 --> 00:11:07,090 Mel, what are you doing? How did you get there? 246 00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:10,364 Jemaine, she is crazy, dangerous. 247 00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:11,893 I'm just trying to be a good friend. 248 00:11:11,937 --> 00:11:13,928 Would you please leave? I'm trying to have a date. 249 00:11:13,973 --> 00:11:17,033 I am warning you, Jemaine, she is psycho. 250 00:11:17,076 --> 00:11:18,668 I have been watching you guys 251 00:11:18,711 --> 00:11:21,942 and I have never seen that kind of psychosis in my life. 252 00:11:21,981 --> 00:11:24,074 Get out. Get out of here, please. 253 00:11:28,788 --> 00:11:31,256 There was no one there. 254 00:11:31,290 --> 00:11:33,417 - That's weird. - Mmm. That's... that's strange. 255 00:11:33,459 --> 00:11:35,427 So can I ask you a question? 256 00:11:35,461 --> 00:11:37,759 - Mm-hmm. - What did you do to your hair? 257 00:11:37,797 --> 00:11:42,257 Nothing. L... I put a little bit more water in it than I usually do. 258 00:11:42,301 --> 00:11:45,293 - It was different the other night. - That was a wig. 259 00:11:45,337 --> 00:11:46,998 It was a big, orange Afro wig. 260 00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:48,836 You wouldn't mind going home and changing 261 00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:50,865 into what you were wearing the other night, would you? 262 00:11:52,344 --> 00:11:55,609 I was really attracted to that, and now this. 263 00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:59,175 Uh, yeah, I supp... I suppose I could change. 264 00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:01,345 Please. Now. 265 00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:06,251 - Okay. - Great. Thanks. 266 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,727 I'm just gonna make it a little darker in here. 267 00:12:11,764 --> 00:12:14,756 Um, are you sure that I really need to wear... 268 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:17,325 - Just a little bit darker. the wig? 269 00:12:17,369 --> 00:12:20,065 - A little bit darker. - It's really dark in here. 270 00:12:20,106 --> 00:12:22,939 Just a little bit... and climb up here. 271 00:12:22,975 --> 00:12:25,466 - Umm... - I just need you to put your legs over 272 00:12:25,511 --> 00:12:28,537 and block that light with your head. 273 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,640 - I usually... - It's kind of the right height 274 00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:32,583 if you just... could you just... yeah... 275 00:12:32,618 --> 00:12:35,178 - take off your glasses? - Oh, I like to keep my glasses on 276 00:12:35,221 --> 00:12:37,416 - because I like to see if... - Take them off. 277 00:12:37,456 --> 00:12:39,720 I usually like to see the details. 278 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,420 Do you always talk with the accent? 279 00:12:41,460 --> 00:12:43,860 - Yeah. - Don't talk. 280 00:12:44,897 --> 00:12:46,956 - Sing. - Pardon? 281 00:12:46,999 --> 00:12:48,728 Sing "Bright Eyes." 282 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,827 - I don't think that... - Sing it. 283 00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:54,931 - # Somewhere there are... # - Don't sing. 284 00:12:54,974 --> 00:12:56,601 Don't talk. 285 00:12:56,642 --> 00:12:59,509 Oh, perfect. 286 00:13:09,021 --> 00:13:11,012 # Demon woman # 287 00:13:12,024 --> 00:13:13,889 # Demon woman # 288 00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:17,388 # Demon woman, your hair is like silk # 289 00:13:17,429 --> 00:13:21,126 # But you're curdling my milk, I know not of what ilk thou art # 290 00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:23,260 # Demon woman, woman demon # 291 00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:26,237 # Demon woman, you sit on a rock # 292 00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:27,739 # Looking nice in your frock # 293 00:13:27,773 --> 00:13:29,798 # But you're scaring my livestock # 294 00:13:29,842 --> 00:13:32,743 # Demon woman, woman demon # 295 00:13:32,778 --> 00:13:35,144 # Demon woman, you're making me moan # 296 00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:38,082 # Turn my bone into stone and you're taking me home # 297 00:13:38,117 --> 00:13:40,779 # To meet your familiars # 298 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:44,654 # Nice to meet you, you cast your spell # 299 00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:48,789 - # Very well # - # Demon woman # 300 00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:55,926 # Demon woman, woman demon # 301 00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:13,742 # Demon woman, you cut puppies' toes off # 302 00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:17,017 # Pull an animal's nose off, how'd you magic my clothes off? # 303 00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:19,217 # Demon woman, take me back to your room # 304 00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:20,850 # Make me howl at the moon # 305 00:14:20,893 --> 00:14:22,986 # Make me pray to the temple of womb # 306 00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:25,462 # Demon woman, woman demon # 307 00:14:26,966 --> 00:14:29,799 # Your breasts are balls of flame # 308 00:14:29,835 --> 00:14:33,271 # And I'm burning my hands playing these ballgames # 309 00:14:33,305 --> 00:14:34,829 # Demon woman # 310 00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:38,775 # Demon woman # 311 00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:42,076 # Demon woman, woman demon. # 312 00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:06,167 Take a spoonful of cereal so it looks like we're having breakfast. 313 00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:09,703 - Hi, Jemaine. - Hey, man. 314 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,505 Hey. 315 00:15:11,543 --> 00:15:13,135 How come you've been away for three days? 316 00:15:13,178 --> 00:15:15,703 I was on that date with that woman. 317 00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:19,882 Why are you wearing your Art Garfunkel costume? 318 00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:24,348 I don't know. She just prefers me to wear it. 319 00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:27,416 Just one more photo, okay? Just one more. 320 00:15:27,459 --> 00:15:29,450 It's not weird. 321 00:15:33,799 --> 00:15:36,267 - Yeah, it's weird. - I didn't say it was weird. 322 00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:38,862 - But it is, though. It is... it's weird. - No no, it's really weird. 323 00:15:38,904 --> 00:15:41,304 - Dave's right. - It's also the coolest fucking thing 324 00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:43,331 - I've ever heard in my whole life. - Thank you. 325 00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:46,833 No. You know what? Go for it. Go for it. 326 00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:50,007 Reap the benefits that being in a tribute band bring. 327 00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:52,313 I mean I've... I've had women come up to me 328 00:15:52,351 --> 00:15:55,184 and they say, "Oh, Elton, I love you. 329 00:15:55,220 --> 00:15:56,983 Please have my baby." 330 00:15:57,022 --> 00:16:00,287 And I've had 11 children, you know, all Elton babies. 331 00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:03,420 - Elton John's gay though. - And so am I when I'm in character. 332 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:06,954 - How long can you keep this up? - I don't know. 333 00:16:06,999 --> 00:16:09,797 A couple of years. 334 00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:16,230 Yeah. No, the taxi fare was outrageous. 335 00:16:16,275 --> 00:16:18,368 It was 1,000 New Zealand dollars. 336 00:16:18,410 --> 00:16:20,742 Yeah, but you're running the country at the moment. Try to get it up. 337 00:16:20,779 --> 00:16:22,872 Sir, there are no cell phones allowed on this tour. 338 00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:24,405 Listen, I've got to go. I'm meeting with the president. 339 00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:26,645 - Yeah, now. - Sir, no cell phones. 340 00:16:26,685 --> 00:16:29,381 - God, it's strict here. - I know. 341 00:16:29,421 --> 00:16:32,049 Good day. I'm Bryan, the Prime Minister of New Zealand. How are you? 342 00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:35,219 What are you two meeting the president about? 343 00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:38,127 - Sir, did you have a question? - You ask. 344 00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:43,900 Yes, when could we meet with, you know... 345 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:47,428 - I think we're scheduled to see... - El Presidente. 346 00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:50,670 - Excuse me, sir. - Look, I'm sorry. I'm Murray Hewitt. 347 00:16:50,709 --> 00:16:52,370 This is the Prime Minister of New Zealand. 348 00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:54,504 Yeah. Hi, I'm Bryan, the Prime Minister of New Zealand. 349 00:16:54,546 --> 00:16:56,173 Just a sec. I've got a card somewhere. 350 00:16:56,215 --> 00:16:57,842 This is Greg. He's on photographs. 351 00:16:57,883 --> 00:17:00,681 And Bret here, he's a bodyguard. Aren't you, Bret? 352 00:17:00,719 --> 00:17:02,050 Here you go. 353 00:17:04,089 --> 00:17:05,989 - This says "John." - Yes, I know it says "John." 354 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,822 That was the last prime minister. 355 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,885 We had 3,000 of those printed. We couldn't just throw them away. 356 00:17:09,928 --> 00:17:11,657 Still the same phone number, isn't it, Murray? 357 00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:14,825 Same phone number. Basically, when you call up, just ask for Bryan, not John. 358 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:17,631 - It changes every three years. - The thing is, we've got a meeting 359 00:17:17,669 --> 00:17:20,194 with the big guy, the chief. Chief to chief. 360 00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:22,969 I can't allow you into the Oval Office. 361 00:17:23,008 --> 00:17:24,839 But we have a meeting scheduled. 362 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,846 - You have a scheduled meeting? - That's basically what I just said. 363 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,609 A meeting scheduled, scheduled meeting. 364 00:17:29,648 --> 00:17:32,549 - Isn't that right, Murray? - Yeah. Well, you know, 365 00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:35,610 there's scheduled meetings and then there's chance meetings. 366 00:17:35,654 --> 00:17:38,145 What I've done is I've scheduled a chance meeting. 367 00:17:38,190 --> 00:17:40,954 Look, I've got a 20 here, an American 20. 368 00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:43,985 We have a situation here in the president's hallway. 369 00:17:47,332 --> 00:17:49,800 - What's wrong? Are you okay? - Hi, Mel. 370 00:17:49,835 --> 00:17:52,303 Are you upset about something? Is it that crazy bitch? 371 00:17:52,337 --> 00:17:54,567 - My girlfriend, yes. - Did she slap you around? 372 00:17:54,606 --> 00:17:56,801 - No. - Did she sleep around on you? 373 00:17:56,842 --> 00:17:58,434 - No. - Did she leave you? 374 00:17:58,477 --> 00:18:00,411 - N-no. - Oh. 375 00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:02,505 Mel, can I tell you something quite personal? 376 00:18:02,548 --> 00:18:05,016 Yes. Oh, you can tell me anything. 377 00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:08,144 Please. You can trust me. I am here for you. 378 00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:12,715 She makes me dress up as Art Garfunkel and have sex with her. 379 00:18:14,526 --> 00:18:17,290 What? That is sick. 380 00:18:17,329 --> 00:18:19,854 That is sickening. That is disgusting. 381 00:18:19,898 --> 00:18:23,561 What kind of desperate freak goes along with something like that? 382 00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:25,297 Well, I go along with it. 383 00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:28,568 She calls it Garfunkeling. 384 00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:31,269 - Oh. - I think I've got low self-esteem. 385 00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:33,904 I'm sorry. I'm just... I was just so disgusted 386 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:37,575 by what you did, I can't even focus on what you're saying anymore. 387 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:41,211 I was just saying I have quite low self-esteem now. 388 00:18:44,990 --> 00:18:46,890 Do you wanna... 389 00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:50,288 rest your head on my bosoms? 390 00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:52,490 That's fine, Mel. Thank you. 391 00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:31,690 Emergency New Zealand government meeting. 392 00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:35,188 Item #1: What's the story, Murray? 393 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:38,567 Well, sir, you were supposed to meet the president 394 00:20:38,604 --> 00:20:40,469 and I was supposed to organize it, 395 00:20:40,505 --> 00:20:43,133 but Greg and I failed to do so. 396 00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:45,075 Murray, you lied to me. 397 00:20:45,110 --> 00:20:47,078 I'm feeling that feeling where you go... 398 00:20:48,847 --> 00:20:51,407 - Angry? - No, more than that. One up from that. 399 00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:54,146 - Oh, livid. - I'm just so livid with you, Hewitt. 400 00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:56,780 I really wanted to meet the president. 401 00:20:56,822 --> 00:20:58,619 I'm just so disappointed. 402 00:20:58,657 --> 00:21:01,649 I told everyone back in New Zealand that I was gonna meet the president. 403 00:21:01,693 --> 00:21:03,593 I told my mom I was gonna meet the president. 404 00:21:03,629 --> 00:21:05,392 What am I gonna tell her when I get back there 405 00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:07,057 and say that I couldn't meet the president? 406 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,499 I'm going to look like a complete and utter turkey. 407 00:21:09,534 --> 00:21:11,502 You're not the turkey, sir. 408 00:21:11,536 --> 00:21:13,527 Greg and I are the turkeys. 409 00:21:15,307 --> 00:21:17,741 I'm sorry. 410 00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:20,438 Was that an official apology? 411 00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:22,003 Yes, sir. 412 00:21:22,047 --> 00:21:26,950 "Official apology made by Murray Hewitt. 413 00:21:28,587 --> 00:21:30,521 Apology accepted." 414 00:21:30,555 --> 00:21:33,183 - Thank you, sir. - Good. 415 00:21:33,225 --> 00:21:36,058 Well, we've still got the barbeque to look forward to. 416 00:21:36,094 --> 00:21:37,823 You know, I was thinking about that, Murray. 417 00:21:37,863 --> 00:21:39,854 A barbeque is a bit old-fashioned, don't you think? 418 00:21:39,898 --> 00:21:41,866 What about a fondue party instead? 419 00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:43,390 - Yes. - Yes. 420 00:21:43,435 --> 00:21:46,302 I mean, I've got the cheese covered. 421 00:21:46,338 --> 00:21:49,102 - All right. - And what could you bring, Murray? 422 00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,132 - The salads, perhaps? - Definitely. 423 00:21:51,176 --> 00:21:54,077 - Bret, what can you bring? - I can make half a dozen croutons. 424 00:21:54,112 --> 00:21:56,273 Do you think you can go higher than half a dozen? 425 00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,749 - 900? - They'd be very small, 426 00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:00,911 - almost like crumbs. - 900... I think that's too many. 427 00:22:00,952 --> 00:22:02,579 Try and split the difference. 428 00:22:02,621 --> 00:22:04,589 Try and come down from 900 but up from six or seven. 429 00:22:04,623 --> 00:22:07,285 I could probably make 15 croutons if you like. 430 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:08,953 Excellent. Excellent idea. 431 00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:11,121 You're showing promise, young man. 432 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:14,496 - All right. - "Brett's shown promise. 433 00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:16,364 P.M." 434 00:22:16,401 --> 00:22:18,130 Well. 435 00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:24,539 Who could that be? Would you get that? 436 00:22:26,712 --> 00:22:28,703 Mel? 437 00:22:32,451 --> 00:22:36,615 - Hello. - Oh. Hello, Art Garfunkel. 438 00:22:36,655 --> 00:22:38,452 Sorry, is... is Karen in? 439 00:22:40,625 --> 00:22:43,253 Karen, uh... 440 00:22:44,396 --> 00:22:46,921 Art Garfunkel is at the door. 441 00:22:46,965 --> 00:22:49,525 Oh, God! I'll be there in a minute. 442 00:22:56,675 --> 00:22:59,644 - Hi, Karen. - Art, what are you doing here? 443 00:22:59,678 --> 00:23:02,203 Karen, how long are you going to keep doing this? 444 00:23:02,247 --> 00:23:03,942 Doing what? I don't know what you're talking about. 445 00:23:03,982 --> 00:23:06,849 Come on, I know you still have feelings for me. 446 00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:10,286 Wow. You are really self-obsessed. 447 00:23:10,322 --> 00:23:12,586 It's all "me me me," isn't it? 448 00:23:12,624 --> 00:23:15,821 Well, this is my boyfriend Sage. We have a very healthy relationship. 449 00:23:15,861 --> 00:23:17,761 - You can't stand that, can you? - Come on. 450 00:23:17,796 --> 00:23:19,957 Another Art Garfunkel impersonator? 451 00:23:19,998 --> 00:23:22,330 - Um, I should go. - No no no. 452 00:23:22,367 --> 00:23:24,494 You know, if you thought a little bit less about yourself 453 00:23:24,536 --> 00:23:26,470 and a little bit more about me, then I wouldn't have to do this. 454 00:23:26,505 --> 00:23:29,030 I think of nothing other than you 455 00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:31,508 and I know you still think about me. 456 00:23:31,543 --> 00:23:33,704 - Is that true? - Yeah. 457 00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:36,236 - Oh. - So... 458 00:23:36,281 --> 00:23:39,375 - I don't understand. - Don't do that to me anymore. 459 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:42,876 - L... I will go. - I missed you. 460 00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:47,187 - This is like the 12th one? - I just... 461 00:23:51,463 --> 00:23:53,454 Hello? Don't... 462 00:23:53,498 --> 00:23:55,489 Greg, just turn down... down the gain. 463 00:23:55,534 --> 00:23:57,126 Sorry. Hello, everyone. 464 00:23:57,169 --> 00:23:59,194 Welcome to the prime minister's fondue party. 465 00:23:59,237 --> 00:24:01,137 Now just to let you know, 466 00:24:01,173 --> 00:24:03,164 there's over four different kinds of cheeses to try tonight 467 00:24:03,208 --> 00:24:05,733 and they've all been brought all the way from New Zealand 468 00:24:05,777 --> 00:24:07,938 by our very own prime minister. 469 00:24:12,350 --> 00:24:16,411 Now the prime minister, he came to the US to meet the president. 470 00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:20,858 Unfortunately, events transpired or didn't transpire. 471 00:24:20,892 --> 00:24:23,019 The White House... very hard to get ahold of 472 00:24:23,061 --> 00:24:24,858 and anyway, it didn't happen. 473 00:24:24,896 --> 00:24:28,229 So what I've done is I've managed to pull some strings myself 474 00:24:28,266 --> 00:24:30,757 - and I've got him here tonight. - What? 475 00:24:30,802 --> 00:24:32,292 Please put your hands together... 476 00:24:32,337 --> 00:24:34,703 the 44th President of the United States! 477 00:24:52,657 --> 00:24:55,683 Kiss me. Kiss me. 478 00:24:56,895 --> 00:24:58,487 Bret? 479 00:24:58,530 --> 00:25:00,498 - Oh, hey, Jemaine. - Oh. 480 00:25:00,532 --> 00:25:03,763 - Hello. - Oh, sorry. 481 00:25:03,802 --> 00:25:05,292 - I thought... - Hi... hi, Jemaine. 482 00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:10,141 - Good night. - Okay, just drive. 483 00:25:10,175 --> 00:25:12,973 Just drive, Doug. Just drive. 484 00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:15,844 Mr. President, I'd like you to meet the man responsible 485 00:25:15,881 --> 00:25:18,042 for this historic occasion... Murray Hewitt... 486 00:25:18,083 --> 00:25:21,075 who's the Deputy Cultural Attache for New Zealand here in New York. 487 00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:22,984 Oh, yeah, I met him back at the agency. 488 00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:25,785 I also do Usher and sometimes Will Smith. 489 00:25:25,824 --> 00:25:27,849 The agency? What's he talking about, Murray? 490 00:25:27,893 --> 00:25:31,795 The CIA would be the agency. 491 00:25:31,830 --> 00:25:35,027 Actually, he's probably talking about codewords... Operation Will Smith. 492 00:25:35,066 --> 00:25:36,897 - Well. - So can I get a beer? 493 00:25:36,935 --> 00:25:39,597 Absolutely. Someone get the President of the USA a beer, please. 494 00:25:39,638 --> 00:25:41,265 Let's get him New Zealand beer, Greg. 495 00:25:41,306 --> 00:25:44,503 - We should get a photo. - Yeah, a photo would be great. 496 00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:46,204 Greg, photo opportunities. 497 00:25:46,244 --> 00:25:48,212 Forget the beer. Let's do some photos. 498 00:25:48,246 --> 00:25:50,976 Actually, take autofocus off and stand back a bit. 499 00:25:51,016 --> 00:25:53,849 - All right. - Now could we get one 500 00:25:53,885 --> 00:25:56,251 where it makes it looks like you're taking my advice? 501 00:25:56,288 --> 00:25:59,780 This is probably the one we're gonna run in the paper, so... 502 00:25:59,824 --> 00:26:03,385 Okay, now one where we're just eye to eye, like we're equals. 503 00:26:03,428 --> 00:26:05,293 Actually, if you could just pop down a bit... 504 00:26:05,330 --> 00:26:08,265 - just a little bit, yeah? - Go on tiptoes, Bryan. 505 00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:10,564 That's great. Now one where we're shaking hands 506 00:26:10,602 --> 00:26:13,366 as if we've just done a really important trade deal. 507 00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:16,465 - Good deal, Prime Minister. - Yeah, good good. 508 00:26:16,508 --> 00:26:19,739 Okay, now let's get one of your "Matrix" guys in 509 00:26:19,778 --> 00:26:22,246 and we'll make out like we've got guns. 510 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,009 He has got a gun, hasn't he? 511 00:26:24,049 --> 00:26:26,040 Let's stand as if we're Charlie's Angels, 512 00:26:26,084 --> 00:26:27,449 'cause this one's for my kid's room. 513 00:26:27,485 --> 00:26:29,385 Really big "Charlie's Angels" fan. Okay? 514 00:26:32,691 --> 00:26:34,454 Okay, that was great. 515 00:26:34,492 --> 00:26:36,722 Now let's get Bono and Elton John in for the next one. 516 00:26:44,102 --> 00:26:46,969 I knew it... a bloody glitch. I knew it! 517 00:26:48,807 --> 00:26:51,275 He's going for the edge! Go and get him, Greg! 518 00:26:59,751 --> 00:27:02,117 Hey, Jemaine. 519 00:27:03,254 --> 00:27:05,722 You're home... early. 520 00:27:05,757 --> 00:27:09,454 - Hey. - These are some of my new friends. 521 00:27:11,062 --> 00:27:15,226 Bret, are you rehearsing Paul Simon's solo stuff? 522 00:27:17,402 --> 00:27:19,063 No.