1 00:00:07,974 --> 00:00:11,102 # Eminem is not very good # 2 00:00:11,144 --> 00:00:13,476 # 50 Cent is not very good # 3 00:00:13,513 --> 00:00:16,038 # Snoop Dogg is not very good # 4 00:00:16,082 --> 00:00:18,642 # Mos Def is not very good # 5 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:21,153 # But the Rhymenoceros is very very good... # 6 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:23,655 Bass solo. Bass solo over. 7 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:26,887 # Jay-Z is not very good # 8 00:00:26,926 --> 00:00:29,019 # Lil Wayne is not very good # 9 00:00:29,062 --> 00:00:31,997 # Queen Latifah is not very good. # 10 00:00:37,170 --> 00:00:39,138 - Thank you. - That was brand new. 11 00:01:11,704 --> 00:01:12,966 Okay, band meeting. 12 00:01:13,006 --> 00:01:16,669 - Uh, well, Jemaine? - Present. 13 00:01:16,709 --> 00:01:18,301 Who else have we got here? Bret? 14 00:01:18,344 --> 00:01:20,073 - Yup. - And who else? 15 00:01:20,113 --> 00:01:23,947 Mu... Mur Ray. Oh. 16 00:01:23,983 --> 00:01:28,283 Greg's written this. He's put the Rs too far apart. 17 00:01:28,321 --> 00:01:30,346 It's "Murray." Murray, present. 18 00:01:30,390 --> 00:01:34,156 Okay, item one: Texas, Lexus... 19 00:01:34,194 --> 00:01:37,129 Two rhyming words. Do you think you could use those? 20 00:01:37,163 --> 00:01:39,063 - No. - Maybe. 21 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:40,430 "Maybe" from Bret. 22 00:01:40,467 --> 00:01:43,959 Item two: Manager's notes from yesterday's gig. 23 00:01:44,003 --> 00:01:45,436 Right, here we are. 24 00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:49,472 "A good gig. Very enjoyable." 25 00:01:49,509 --> 00:01:51,670 Oh, several complaints about the noise. 26 00:01:51,711 --> 00:01:53,576 You've got to remember this is in a library, guys. 27 00:01:53,613 --> 00:01:56,081 - Bear that in mind. - But it's so hard to play there, 28 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:57,947 because everyone wants us to be quiet. 29 00:01:57,984 --> 00:01:59,747 - They're shushing us constantly. - They're trying to read. 30 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:02,653 We might as well not be there if we're not gonna make any sound. 31 00:02:02,689 --> 00:02:06,591 You can make sound, just make it so that people can't hear you. 32 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:09,857 Okay. Oh, I've got another note here... 33 00:02:09,896 --> 00:02:12,228 "Dissing." I don't know what that means. 34 00:02:12,265 --> 00:02:14,495 Does that make any sense to you? 35 00:02:14,534 --> 00:02:15,660 Jemaine. 36 00:02:15,702 --> 00:02:18,535 Bret dissed a lot of people in that rap that he did. 37 00:02:18,571 --> 00:02:20,732 Right. In the song, yeah. 38 00:02:20,773 --> 00:02:23,640 Dissing, bad-mouthing. Who are those guys that you were dissing? 39 00:02:23,676 --> 00:02:26,406 The only one I could make out was Snoopy. What's your problem with him? 40 00:02:26,446 --> 00:02:28,414 - No, it was Snoop Dogg. - I know he's a dog, Bret. 41 00:02:28,448 --> 00:02:31,474 I'm not totally in the Dark Ages. I do go out once in a while. 42 00:02:31,518 --> 00:02:34,282 - He's lovable. Leave him alone. - No, he's a rapper. 43 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:36,311 They're all rappers. I was just dissing other rappers. 44 00:02:36,356 --> 00:02:39,018 Just keep your dissing private, all right? 45 00:02:39,058 --> 00:02:41,925 I keep mine private. I mean, I diss Greg sometimes, 46 00:02:41,961 --> 00:02:43,952 but I keep it private. 47 00:02:45,365 --> 00:02:47,162 You didn't hear that, did you, Greg? 48 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:49,191 Yes, Murray, I heard. 49 00:02:50,870 --> 00:02:52,701 You're only supposed to hear when I have the button down. 50 00:02:52,739 --> 00:02:54,832 - Can you hear that? - It is broken, Murray. 51 00:02:54,874 --> 00:02:59,208 Broken? How long have you been hearing me? 52 00:02:59,245 --> 00:03:01,509 All year. 53 00:03:01,548 --> 00:03:04,210 Can we get that fixed, Greg, please? 54 00:03:04,250 --> 00:03:07,708 - Yes, I'll look into it tomorrow. - Tomorrow? 55 00:03:10,356 --> 00:03:12,324 What's wrong with that guy? 56 00:03:12,358 --> 00:03:13,985 Useless. What does he do all day? 57 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:15,722 You didn't hear that, did you, Greg? 58 00:03:15,762 --> 00:03:19,391 Good, so he didn't hear that last bit. That's how you diss someone. 59 00:03:19,432 --> 00:03:22,959 Did you see what I did there? I didn't start a fight with Greg, 60 00:03:23,002 --> 00:03:26,369 I didn't hurt his feelings. Greg's got feelings. 61 00:03:26,406 --> 00:03:28,465 Have you thought about these rappers that you're dissing? 62 00:03:28,508 --> 00:03:30,499 - You might hurt their feelings. - Jemaine's right. 63 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:33,034 You might hurt their feelings, all right? 64 00:03:33,079 --> 00:03:34,842 Have you guys ever had hurt feelings? 65 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:38,544 # Some people say that rappers don't have feelings # 66 00:03:38,585 --> 00:03:40,519 - # We have feelings # - # We have feelings # 67 00:03:40,553 --> 00:03:42,180 # Some people say that we are not rappers # 68 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:43,849 - # We're rappers # - # That hurts our feelings # 69 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:46,120 # It hurts our feelings when you say we're not rappers # 70 00:03:46,159 --> 00:03:48,184 # Some people say that rappers are invincible # 71 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:50,059 - # We're vincible # - # We're vincible # 72 00:03:50,096 --> 00:03:51,825 # What you are about to hear are true stories # 73 00:03:51,864 --> 00:03:54,264 - # Real experiences # - # Autobiographical raps # 74 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:56,928 - # Things that happened to us # - # All true, bring the rhyme! # 75 00:03:56,970 --> 00:03:59,404 # I make a meal for my friends, try to make it delicious # 76 00:03:59,439 --> 00:04:01,600 # Try to keep it nutritious, create wonderful dishes # 77 00:04:01,641 --> 00:04:03,973 # Not one of them thinks about the way I feel # 78 00:04:04,010 --> 00:04:06,376 # Nobody compliments the meal # 79 00:04:06,412 --> 00:04:11,281 # I've got hurt feelings, I've got hurt feelings # 80 00:04:11,317 --> 00:04:15,276 # I feel like a prize asshole, no one even mentions my casserole # 81 00:04:15,321 --> 00:04:20,315 # I've got hurt feelings, I've got hurt feelings # 82 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:23,852 # You could've said something nice about my profita rolls # 83 00:04:23,896 --> 00:04:26,558 # Here's a little story to bring a tear to your eye # 84 00:04:26,599 --> 00:04:28,931 # I was shopping for a wetsuit to scuba dive # 85 00:04:28,968 --> 00:04:31,061 # But every suit I tried was too big around the thighs # 86 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:33,868 # And the assistant suggested I try a ladies' size # 87 00:04:33,906 --> 00:04:38,468 # I've got hurt feelings, I've got hurt feelings # 88 00:04:38,511 --> 00:04:41,412 # I'm not gonna wear a ladies' wetsuit, I'm a man # 89 00:04:42,582 --> 00:04:47,246 # I've got hurt feelings, I've got hurt feelings # 90 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:50,688 # Get me a small man's wetsuit, please # 91 00:04:50,723 --> 00:04:53,590 # It's my birthday, 2003 # 92 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:55,787 # Waiting for a call from my family # 93 00:04:58,665 --> 00:05:00,189 # They forgot about me # 94 00:05:00,233 --> 00:05:05,535 # I've got hurt feelings, I've got hurt feelings # 95 00:05:05,571 --> 00:05:08,972 # The day after my birthday is not my birthday, Mom # 96 00:05:09,008 --> 00:05:11,602 # I call my friends, say, "Let's go into town" # 97 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:13,771 # But they're all too busy to go into town # 98 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:16,111 # So I go by myself, I go into town # 99 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:18,515 # Then I see all my friends, they're all in town # 100 00:05:18,551 --> 00:05:24,217 # I've got hurt feelings, I've got hurt feelings # 101 00:05:24,257 --> 00:05:26,851 # They're all lined up to watch that movie "Maid in Manhattan" # 102 00:05:26,893 --> 00:05:29,691 # Have you ever been told that your ass is too big? # 103 00:05:29,729 --> 00:05:31,959 # Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig? # 104 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:34,228 # Have you ever been told you're mediocre in bed? # 105 00:05:34,267 --> 00:05:36,462 # Have you ever been told you've got a weird-shaped head? # 106 00:05:36,502 --> 00:05:38,663 # Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away? # 107 00:05:38,705 --> 00:05:41,037 # Once again, they forgot about J # 108 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:43,372 # Were you ever called "Homo" because at school you took drama? # 109 00:05:43,409 --> 00:05:45,877 # Have you ever been told that you look like a llama? # 110 00:05:45,912 --> 00:05:49,370 - # Tears of a rapper # - # Tears of a rapper # 111 00:05:49,415 --> 00:05:53,078 # I'm crying tears of a rapper # 112 00:05:53,119 --> 00:05:55,519 # Tears of a rapper. # 113 00:05:57,623 --> 00:05:59,784 Yes, well, all good examples. 114 00:05:59,826 --> 00:06:02,351 - Can we go now? - But my point is: 115 00:06:02,395 --> 00:06:04,158 Just be careful around rappers, all right? 116 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:05,755 You hurt their feelings and kaboom... 117 00:06:05,798 --> 00:06:07,823 they'll hurt you more than your feelings... 118 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:09,459 they'll hurt your pretty little brain, Bret. 119 00:06:09,502 --> 00:06:11,993 It'll be gone, then you'll have no feelings. 120 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:13,903 - How would you like that? - Well, I wouldn't like that. 121 00:06:13,940 --> 00:06:15,965 No, none of us would. Okay, point made. 122 00:06:16,008 --> 00:06:18,340 End of meeting. Scram. 123 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,903 Here in the United States, rivalries between rappers 124 00:06:20,947 --> 00:06:23,780 usually result in death or worse. 125 00:06:23,816 --> 00:06:25,750 - Death? - Yeah, or worse. 126 00:06:25,785 --> 00:06:28,413 Isn't it the same way with rappers back in Newfoundland? 127 00:06:28,454 --> 00:06:30,046 - I'm not sure. - New Zealand. 128 00:06:30,089 --> 00:06:33,115 Yeah, Jemaine and I, we're the only rappers apart from Steve, 129 00:06:33,159 --> 00:06:34,922 but he's... he's a lovely guy. 130 00:06:34,961 --> 00:06:37,555 - He's very friendly. - Which rappers did you diss, Bret? 131 00:06:37,597 --> 00:06:40,725 I just dissed all the rappers I could think of. 132 00:06:40,767 --> 00:06:43,964 Oh shit. You want to be careful, Bret. 133 00:06:44,003 --> 00:06:47,234 I heard of one rapper... he chopped this guy's whole body off, 134 00:06:47,273 --> 00:06:49,070 just left the dick behind. 135 00:06:49,108 --> 00:06:51,804 Don't you mean they... they chopped off his dick? 136 00:06:51,844 --> 00:06:54,938 No, I mean they held his dick and chopped his whole body off. 137 00:06:54,981 --> 00:06:57,882 That's all he was in the end... a dick. 138 00:07:06,859 --> 00:07:09,293 Um, Johnnyboy, 139 00:07:09,328 --> 00:07:11,523 thanks for applying to be in my gang. 140 00:07:11,564 --> 00:07:14,362 Do you have any gang experience? 141 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:17,301 Do I have gang experience? I was in the Snake Eyes, 142 00:07:17,336 --> 00:07:19,463 the Duckies, the Cuckoos, 143 00:07:19,505 --> 00:07:22,133 the Vampires, the Pharaohs, the Ballroom Dancers, 144 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:25,542 the Hobo Lords, the Little Enchanters, the... 145 00:07:25,578 --> 00:07:27,842 I was a Navy Seal for 15 years. 146 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:30,314 - Okay. - I'm officially AWOL, 147 00:07:30,349 --> 00:07:33,318 so don't ask them about my existence, 'cause they'll deny it. 148 00:07:33,352 --> 00:07:35,684 - Oh, no, I wouldn't. - Yeah, and next thing you know, 149 00:07:35,721 --> 00:07:37,313 it's "Goodbye, Dave," isn't it? 150 00:07:37,356 --> 00:07:41,156 - Yeah, I won't tell anyone. - I'd appreciate that, Bret. 151 00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:44,595 So, Mr. And Mrs. Li, why do you want to be in my gang? 152 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:46,894 We run the internet cafe downstairs. 153 00:07:46,933 --> 00:07:48,901 Vandals graffiti our store window. 154 00:07:48,935 --> 00:07:50,800 We want to stop them. 155 00:07:56,442 --> 00:07:58,501 He says you have a kind face. 156 00:07:58,544 --> 00:07:59,977 Dave, do you have any special skills? 157 00:08:00,012 --> 00:08:02,310 I can make a weapon out of pretty much anything 158 00:08:02,348 --> 00:08:04,680 that's lying around. Like when I'm gardening, 159 00:08:04,717 --> 00:08:07,208 some a-hole tries to sneak up and take me out... 160 00:08:07,253 --> 00:08:09,414 watering can tied to a hose. 161 00:08:09,455 --> 00:08:10,888 Pop! 162 00:08:10,923 --> 00:08:13,915 Cops show up, "What's that, Officer? 163 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:17,396 No, just watering the geroniums." 164 00:08:17,430 --> 00:08:19,830 And in '54 I joined the Monkey Lords. 165 00:08:19,866 --> 00:08:21,959 After that, the Rockers, 166 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:24,299 the Gentleman Jims, the Tsars, 167 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:27,272 the Stars, the Might Midgets from Queens. 168 00:08:27,306 --> 00:08:29,706 So you've had a lot of gang experience, basically. 169 00:08:29,742 --> 00:08:32,074 They're all gangs, Big Daddy! 170 00:08:39,785 --> 00:08:42,117 - Going down, mate? - Yes, thanks. 171 00:08:42,154 --> 00:08:44,281 - Are you a Kiwi? - Yes, hello. 172 00:08:44,323 --> 00:08:46,223 I'm Murray Hewitt from the New Zealand consulate. 173 00:08:46,259 --> 00:08:49,194 - Oh no. A Kiwi? - Oh no. 174 00:08:49,228 --> 00:08:51,458 Uh-oh. Australian. Uh-oh. 175 00:08:51,497 --> 00:08:55,524 - Australians, eh? - We're just kidding, mate. 176 00:08:55,568 --> 00:08:57,502 - We're from the Australian consulate. - Oh, really? 177 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,971 How are New Zealand's mineral exports, Murray? 178 00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:02,167 I don't actually know. It's not my department. 179 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,733 Ah. Is that them there in your briefcase? 180 00:09:04,777 --> 00:09:07,337 - No. - Not in your pocket, mate? 181 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,143 Oh. 182 00:09:09,181 --> 00:09:11,149 Murray, I think you dropped 183 00:09:11,183 --> 00:09:13,674 New Zealand's mineral exports for '08-'09. 184 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:16,779 Yeah. Oh yeah. 185 00:09:16,822 --> 00:09:18,983 - No, we're just having a laugh, mate. - Just pulling your tit. 186 00:09:19,025 --> 00:09:22,756 Yeah, just pulling your boob. It's nice to meet you, mate. 187 00:09:22,795 --> 00:09:24,763 - We should have a beer sometime. - Yeah, okay. 188 00:09:24,797 --> 00:09:26,424 That would be great. 189 00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:40,742 Okay, guys, there are gangsters out there 190 00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:42,805 that have got a major beef with me, 191 00:09:42,848 --> 00:09:44,816 so I want a defense schedule. 192 00:09:44,850 --> 00:09:47,819 I need to know what times we're available. Mrs. Li? 193 00:09:47,853 --> 00:09:50,879 We can do lunchtimes and after 7:00. 194 00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:53,016 Otherwise, we're busy in the shop. 195 00:09:53,059 --> 00:09:56,859 - Okay. Dave? - I'm available most days after 6:00 196 00:09:56,896 --> 00:09:59,660 but not weekends... and I can't say why. 197 00:09:59,699 --> 00:10:01,667 Dinner with your parents? 198 00:10:01,701 --> 00:10:03,862 Huh! No. 199 00:10:03,903 --> 00:10:05,632 I'm available all the time, 200 00:10:05,671 --> 00:10:08,265 but I like to go to bed by 8:00 at night 201 00:10:08,307 --> 00:10:10,468 so I can build up my Zs for the next day. 202 00:10:10,509 --> 00:10:12,500 Otherwise I get real tired. 203 00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:14,570 Oh, and I got to take toilet breaks. 204 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,878 I have a bladder thing. 205 00:10:16,916 --> 00:10:20,010 Does anyone else have anything like that they want to add? 206 00:10:20,052 --> 00:10:23,385 Yeah, if anyone wants me to make them a pair of these bad boys, 207 00:10:23,422 --> 00:10:25,390 I'll need about a week's notice. 208 00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:30,391 - Cup of tea? - Yes. 209 00:10:30,429 --> 00:10:32,420 - Yep. - I'd better not. 210 00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:35,093 Oh yeah. Okay. 211 00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:37,762 Jemaine. Jemaine! 212 00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:39,668 Jemaine, hi. 213 00:10:39,705 --> 00:10:41,536 - Hey. - I have something for you. It's fan art. 214 00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:44,634 Stop the car, Doug! We're here. 215 00:10:44,677 --> 00:10:47,373 Hold on one second, okay? It's in the trunk. 216 00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:50,746 - Hi, Doug. - Hey, Jemaine. Where's Bret? 217 00:10:50,783 --> 00:10:54,583 - He's in a gang. - Wow. Are you in it? 218 00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:57,487 - I don't need to be in a gang. - Here you go. 219 00:10:57,523 --> 00:10:59,013 Oh. 220 00:11:01,093 --> 00:11:02,617 What is it? 221 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,062 You don't like it. 222 00:11:05,097 --> 00:11:06,962 I do. 223 00:11:06,999 --> 00:11:09,661 No, you don't. You practically admitted that you don't like it. 224 00:11:09,702 --> 00:11:12,193 - L... did I? - Oh my God. 225 00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:14,570 - You don't like it at all. - No, I l... I like it. 226 00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:17,041 - Do you? - Yes. 227 00:11:17,076 --> 00:11:19,408 You love it! I can't believe he loves it! 228 00:11:19,445 --> 00:11:22,380 Oh God, you should hang it on your wall 229 00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:25,282 so you can see how strong and powerful you are, 230 00:11:25,317 --> 00:11:27,877 like the god Ra... the sun god Ra... 231 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:31,549 - or like a pharaoh. - I'm not as muscley as that. 232 00:11:31,590 --> 00:11:33,751 - Yeah, that's what I said. - Be quiet, Doug. 233 00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:36,489 - Be quiet, Doug. - Doug offered to pose, but... 234 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:39,726 it's not the same. 235 00:11:39,765 --> 00:11:42,791 Anyways, I made one of Bret, but it came out a little weird, 236 00:11:42,835 --> 00:11:45,303 - so don't tell him, okay? - O... okay. 237 00:11:45,337 --> 00:11:47,897 It came out X-rated, actually... 238 00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:52,036 some shadowing on the crotch got out of hand, but... 239 00:11:55,047 --> 00:11:58,210 - Got it? - Got it. 240 00:12:07,526 --> 00:12:09,517 - Bret! Bret! Bret! - We got him good! 241 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:12,793 - Victory to the Tough Brets! - False alarm. It's Jemaine. 242 00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:15,995 - It's my flatmate. Sorry, mate. - Can attack! 243 00:12:18,003 --> 00:12:19,698 Oh shit. Sorry, man. 244 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:23,197 I couldn't see what was going on from around the corner. 245 00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:25,608 - Hey, Dave. - Hey, sorry, Jemaine. 246 00:12:25,644 --> 00:12:28,738 We were just expecting Missy Elliot was gonna come and chop my body off. 247 00:12:28,781 --> 00:12:31,181 This is Johnnyboy, Mrs. Li. This is Jemaine. 248 00:12:31,217 --> 00:12:34,118 - Hey. - Let's go back to combat positions. 249 00:12:34,153 --> 00:12:37,782 Good one, Dave. How was your day? 250 00:12:37,823 --> 00:12:39,347 Oh, good, thanks. Yeah. 251 00:12:40,659 --> 00:12:43,685 - How was your day? - Uh, it was good. 252 00:12:43,729 --> 00:12:45,492 I've been in the ceiling most of the day. 253 00:12:45,531 --> 00:12:48,056 Bret, is your gang gonna be here all day? 254 00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:51,096 Yeah. Why? 255 00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:53,037 Well, I don't think there's a real threat. 256 00:12:53,072 --> 00:12:54,596 Could you put that in there, please? 257 00:12:59,311 --> 00:13:02,769 Right. Bret, what's this I hear from one of the band about you starting up a gang? 258 00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:05,545 - You told me to start a gang. - I said rappers have gangs 259 00:13:05,584 --> 00:13:06,778 and you shouldn't hassle rappers. 260 00:13:06,819 --> 00:13:08,218 No, you said rappers have gangs, 261 00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:09,619 so I should start a gang. 262 00:13:09,655 --> 00:13:10,917 Typical... you didn't listen. 263 00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:13,117 And what's this I also hear from the same source 264 00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:16,287 that your gang assaulted Jemaine here 265 00:13:16,328 --> 00:13:19,263 in a surprise attack? What were you doing? 266 00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:22,233 Is this some sort of initiation for Jemaine into the gang? 267 00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:23,895 - No, I'm not in the gang. - No. 268 00:13:23,936 --> 00:13:25,460 Why aren't you in the gang? 269 00:13:25,504 --> 00:13:27,631 He didn't even ask me to be in the gang. 270 00:13:27,673 --> 00:13:29,641 It's got to stop. 271 00:13:29,675 --> 00:13:31,233 This gang is disbandoned. 272 00:13:31,277 --> 00:13:33,745 - No. Dis... what? - Disbandoned. 273 00:13:33,779 --> 00:13:35,804 - Disbanded you mean? - Abandoned? 274 00:13:35,848 --> 00:13:37,748 Yup, all of those things. 275 00:13:37,783 --> 00:13:39,148 - It's gone. - No. No. 276 00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:41,119 - Yes. Yes. - No. No! 277 00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:42,677 - Yes! - No. 278 00:13:42,721 --> 00:13:44,382 - How about yes? - How about no? 279 00:13:44,423 --> 00:13:46,323 - Well, I'd rather you say yes. - No. 280 00:13:46,358 --> 00:13:47,655 - Yes. - Uh, Murray? 281 00:13:47,693 --> 00:13:50,127 Not now. I'm just in the middle of a debate, Greg. 282 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:51,891 - Yes! - No! 283 00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:53,796 Oh, Greg, is this about the intercom? 284 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:57,325 No, the Australian consulate is hosting drinks on Thursday. 285 00:13:57,369 --> 00:14:00,099 - We've all been asked to attend. - Oh. 286 00:14:00,139 --> 00:14:03,267 I don't really want to go to that. Do I have to go? 287 00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:07,109 - I think so, Murray. - Can I have a "plus two"? 288 00:14:07,146 --> 00:14:08,738 I don't know. I'll ask. 289 00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:11,249 - Thanks, Greg. - No problem, Murray. 290 00:14:11,283 --> 00:14:13,148 That would be good. 291 00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:14,516 Nice guy, isn't he... Greg? 292 00:14:14,553 --> 00:14:16,077 - Yeah, he is. - He's cool. 293 00:14:16,121 --> 00:14:18,954 Now, Bret, the reason I'm coming down on you so hard 294 00:14:18,991 --> 00:14:22,984 on the gang situation is... I don't want you to think less of me here, 295 00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:27,125 but I actually used to be in a gang. 296 00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:28,633 That's right. 297 00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:29,793 - You did? - Yes. 298 00:14:29,835 --> 00:14:31,166 Who was in your gang, you and your mom? 299 00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:33,296 No, Jemaine. It was me, my brother Graeme, 300 00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:35,807 and my dad Gordon. Mom wasn't even allowed in it. 301 00:14:35,841 --> 00:14:38,469 - No one knew why. - So what did you do in your gang? 302 00:14:38,510 --> 00:14:41,673 Well, we were a bikey gang. We used to ride around on our bikes. 303 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,579 Dad was the leader, 304 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,675 Graeme found nice places for us to ride to 305 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,084 and I was the guy that looked after the bags. 306 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:51,749 Murray, is there anything band-related in today's meeting? 307 00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:55,157 Yes, there is, actually, but I haven't finished my gang stories. 308 00:14:55,194 --> 00:14:57,253 I might just head off... I've got gang practice. 309 00:14:57,296 --> 00:14:59,787 Gang pr... wait. 310 00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:04,269 Bret... Murray, curry. Any use to you? 311 00:15:06,972 --> 00:15:10,169 Jemaine! Hey. Hi. 312 00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:13,372 - Hey, Mel. - I was just walking past your place 313 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,676 and I noticed that the fan art I painted for you 314 00:15:15,714 --> 00:15:18,308 was out on the stoop near the garbage. 315 00:15:18,350 --> 00:15:20,978 - What? - Oh, what? 316 00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:23,784 If you don't like it, Jemaine, I'd prefer if you told me. 317 00:15:23,822 --> 00:15:25,619 You don't like it, do you? 318 00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:28,718 - L... I like it. - Okay, all right, I'll just take it away. 319 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,786 I know what it feels like to not be wanted. 320 00:15:30,829 --> 00:15:33,798 - Mel, I had to throw it away! - Why? 321 00:15:33,832 --> 00:15:36,699 Because Bret was jealous. 322 00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:38,635 Really? 323 00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:40,536 Was he going apeshit? 324 00:15:40,572 --> 00:15:42,506 He went apeshit. 325 00:15:42,541 --> 00:15:44,509 I swear on Doug's life I will fix this rift. 326 00:15:44,543 --> 00:15:47,740 I'm gonna take this with me. I'll be right back. 327 00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:56,319 Just... Jemaine, stay close. 328 00:15:56,355 --> 00:15:58,323 I am close. You're too close now. 329 00:15:58,357 --> 00:16:00,291 No, but... closer. Put your feet next to mine 330 00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:03,727 That's it. We're together, all right? 331 00:16:03,762 --> 00:16:06,458 Okay. You said there was gonna be cheese. 332 00:16:06,498 --> 00:16:08,398 You said there was gonna be free cheese. 333 00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:10,698 There will be cheese. Over there. Look. 334 00:16:10,736 --> 00:16:12,863 Right, let's go and get some cheese together, okay? 335 00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:15,840 All right, go. 336 00:16:15,874 --> 00:16:17,501 - No, you're too close. - No, that's good. 337 00:16:17,543 --> 00:16:18,874 Too close. 338 00:16:26,418 --> 00:16:28,886 - Oh, no. - Oh, the mighty Murray. 339 00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:31,412 Good to see you. Who's this, Murray... your wife? 340 00:16:31,457 --> 00:16:34,290 No, his wife... his wife left him. 341 00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:36,624 Jemaine! 342 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,459 Is this your girlfriend then, is it, Murray? 343 00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:41,091 Huh. No, I'm just his plus one. 344 00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:43,533 Oh. No, wait, I know who it is. 345 00:16:43,569 --> 00:16:47,027 Miss New Zealand... best looking sheila in the whole country. 346 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,837 Sorry, I didn't recognize you 347 00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:51,740 without the crown and sash. 348 00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:54,143 - Catch you later. - Ah. 349 00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:56,613 Who are those guys? 350 00:16:56,648 --> 00:16:59,481 Idiots. Official idiots, Jemaine. 351 00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:01,986 Let's just get all their cheese and grapes and get out of here. 352 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,353 No, I don't have to put up with this sort of behavior. 353 00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:06,290 - What are you gonna do? - I'm gonna take it to the top. 354 00:17:06,325 --> 00:17:07,724 - No, don't. - I'm taking it to the top. 355 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,660 Don't take it to the top. 356 00:17:10,996 --> 00:17:13,260 - Excuse me. - Yes? Hello. 357 00:17:13,298 --> 00:17:16,165 Ambassador, I'm Murray Hewitt 358 00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:18,692 from the New Zealand consulate. I'd like to complain 359 00:17:18,737 --> 00:17:21,262 about three of your staff members and their behavior. 360 00:17:21,306 --> 00:17:23,365 Oh, sorry about that. 361 00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:26,378 You should know that I take these things very seriously. 362 00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:29,472 Okay, good. Three of your staff members have been 363 00:17:29,515 --> 00:17:32,245 insulting me and my country over the last few days. 364 00:17:32,284 --> 00:17:34,912 Oh, what exactly have they been saying? 365 00:17:34,953 --> 00:17:36,682 Well, a number of things, 366 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,280 but most recently they've been implying my friend here 367 00:17:38,323 --> 00:17:40,814 - was Miss New Zealand. - I'm not. 368 00:17:40,859 --> 00:17:42,850 - He's a man. - Is that true? 369 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:47,025 - Yes, I'm a man. - Well, look, I'm really sorry about that. 370 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:50,365 But I thought Flossy the sheep won Miss New Zealand every year. 371 00:17:52,671 --> 00:17:55,640 Just joking, Murray. Just joking. 372 00:17:55,674 --> 00:17:58,666 Greg, what are you laughing for? 373 00:18:06,552 --> 00:18:10,750 # I've got hurt feelings # 374 00:18:10,789 --> 00:18:15,021 # I've got hurt feelings # 375 00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:25,064 # I've got hurt feelings # 376 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:29,939 # I've got hurt feelings... # 377 00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:31,966 Mel, I could pose for you. 378 00:18:32,010 --> 00:18:34,501 Oh, no thanks. 379 00:18:34,546 --> 00:18:39,415 # I've got hurt feelings # 380 00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:43,945 # I've got hurt feelings # 381 00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:53,659 # I've got hurt feelings # 382 00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:58,398 # I've got hurt feelings # 383 00:18:58,437 --> 00:19:02,635 # Hurt feelings # 384 00:19:02,674 --> 00:19:06,201 # Have you ever been made fun of because of where you were from? # 385 00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:09,737 # Have you ever been dissed over the intercom? # 386 00:19:09,781 --> 00:19:13,273 # Have you ever found a gift you've given thrown away? # 387 00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:17,015 # Have you ever been told that you're the wrong shape? # 388 00:19:17,055 --> 00:19:20,650 # Have you ever been told that you're Miss New Zealand? # 389 00:19:20,692 --> 00:19:24,856 # Have you ever had hurt feelings? # 390 00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:30,291 Come on, Jemaine. Let's go home. 391 00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:36,566 Thanks for bringing me to the party, Murray. 392 00:19:36,608 --> 00:19:39,133 That's all right. Good cheese, wasn't it? 393 00:19:41,313 --> 00:19:43,645 - What are we doing here? - Just stay sharp, man. 394 00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:45,547 - Stay sharp. - What am I looking for? 395 00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:48,417 We're looking for, basically, all rappers. 396 00:19:48,453 --> 00:19:51,115 - All of them? - Yup, just... you know, 397 00:19:51,156 --> 00:19:52,783 Mos Def, all the guys. 398 00:19:52,824 --> 00:19:55,657 Mos Def, the guy from "Law & Order: SUV"? 399 00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:58,891 No, that's Ice Cube, but keep an eye out for him. 400 00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,399 No no, Ice Cube was in "Are We There Yet?" and "Are We Done Yet?" 401 00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:03,526 - No. - Yeah, he was. 402 00:20:03,569 --> 00:20:04,729 Are you sure? 403 00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:06,704 Yeah, you're probably talking about Method Man 404 00:20:06,738 --> 00:20:09,730 - from "Meet the Spartans." - Who was he in "Meet the Spartans"? 405 00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:12,243 - He was the Persian emissary. - No, not him. 406 00:20:12,277 --> 00:20:15,405 - Snoop Dogg... that's gotta be it. - What was he in? 407 00:20:15,447 --> 00:20:18,610 Just about everything. He's in "Starsky & Hutch." 408 00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:21,585 He was in "Soul Plane," "Racing Stripes"... 409 00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:23,383 he was the voice of Lightning the racehorse. 410 00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:26,289 - Yeah yeah yeah. - Yeah, you don't want him on your ass. 411 00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:28,883 Hey! 412 00:20:28,927 --> 00:20:31,862 Bret, Dave, get those kids. 413 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,865 They graffiti our store. 414 00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:44,438 - Oh no. - Oh, let's go the other way. 415 00:20:44,476 --> 00:20:46,501 - Let's go the other way. - No, Jemaine, no. 416 00:20:46,545 --> 00:20:48,911 No, let's keep walking. 417 00:20:51,617 --> 00:20:53,608 Well, on behalf of the Tough Brets, 418 00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:55,677 I'd like you to stop graffitiing 419 00:20:55,721 --> 00:20:57,621 Mr. And Mrs. Li's internet shop. 420 00:20:57,656 --> 00:21:00,352 - Who are you? - Yeah, get lost. 421 00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:05,757 Stay cool, Bret. Stay cool. 422 00:21:07,633 --> 00:21:10,602 Stay cool, Bret. 423 00:21:12,971 --> 00:21:15,769 # Bret, cool your jets, don't sweat # 424 00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:18,799 # Don't flip, don't get upset # 425 00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:22,439 # Bret, let 'em go, Daddy-o # 426 00:21:22,481 --> 00:21:24,346 # Listen, Bret, the kid's not a threat # 427 00:21:24,383 --> 00:21:27,284 # Not gonna sleep till I found him # 428 00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:30,117 # I'll pound him, I'll bet he regrets # 429 00:21:30,155 --> 00:21:33,181 # He ever messed with Bret from the Tough Brets! # 430 00:21:34,526 --> 00:21:37,017 # Stay cool, Bret, Bret, stay cool # 431 00:21:37,062 --> 00:21:40,293 # Stay cool, Bret, Bret, stay cool # 432 00:21:40,332 --> 00:21:42,857 # Stay cool, Bret, Bret, stay cool # 433 00:21:42,901 --> 00:21:46,132 # Stay cool, Bret, Bret, stay cool # 434 00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:52,173 # Stay cool, Murray # 435 00:21:52,210 --> 00:21:54,610 # Stay cool, Murray # 436 00:21:55,614 --> 00:21:58,139 # Stay cool, Murray # 437 00:21:58,183 --> 00:22:00,583 # What's the hurry? # 438 00:22:00,619 --> 00:22:03,087 # Hello, Murray, glad I caught ya # 439 00:22:03,121 --> 00:22:05,146 # Who's this? Your daughter? # 440 00:22:05,190 --> 00:22:06,987 # Your girlfriend looks great, do you want a date? # 441 00:22:07,025 --> 00:22:09,687 # Just pulling your tit, mate # 442 00:22:18,970 --> 00:22:20,403 # Bam! # 443 00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:26,602 # Pow! # 444 00:22:28,980 --> 00:22:30,675 # Stay # 445 00:22:32,417 --> 00:22:34,180 # Cool # 446 00:22:37,489 --> 00:22:39,821 # I'll bet you regret you ever messed with # 447 00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:42,190 # Bret and the Tough Brets! # 448 00:22:44,796 --> 00:22:46,730 # Stay cool. # 449 00:22:46,765 --> 00:22:48,232 Pow. 450 00:22:48,266 --> 00:22:51,258 So you should respect other people's property. 451 00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:53,066 - Ah! Yeah. - Ow! 452 00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:55,005 - Bret, you just kicked a kid! - Sorry. 453 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,530 You could get 10 years for that. 454 00:22:56,575 --> 00:22:58,202 That's it, we've got to blow, man. 455 00:22:58,243 --> 00:22:59,676 Let's haul ass fast. 456 00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:01,440 I know a place we can hide till this blows over. 457 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:03,471 - Come on. You dig? - I think so. 458 00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:08,614 What the hell? 459 00:23:08,653 --> 00:23:11,622 When did this thing go up? 460 00:23:11,656 --> 00:23:13,920 Where's the Dapper Dukes' hideout? It was right here. 461 00:23:13,959 --> 00:23:17,588 You know, we laid low for three straight months back in '58. 462 00:23:17,629 --> 00:23:19,995 Johnny, I think they've probably all retired now. 463 00:23:21,166 --> 00:23:23,361 Where'd they go? 464 00:23:26,505 --> 00:23:28,302 Come on, Johnny, let's... let's go. 465 00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:30,308 It's getting dark. We should probably head off. 466 00:23:30,342 --> 00:23:32,310 Maybe you're right, Lil Louie. I'm getting old. 467 00:23:32,344 --> 00:23:34,369 This game ain't no good for me no more. 468 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:37,211 I'm sorry, Louie. I'm out. 469 00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:40,241 So long, Lil Louie. 470 00:23:41,820 --> 00:23:43,287 So have you thought about who's gonna 471 00:23:43,321 --> 00:23:45,551 take Johnnyboy's place as the second in command? 472 00:23:47,492 --> 00:23:49,892 - Hey. - Where the rest of your gang? 473 00:23:49,928 --> 00:23:52,260 - Uh... - What's that doing here? 474 00:23:52,297 --> 00:23:53,787 I found that on the steps downstairs. 475 00:23:53,832 --> 00:23:55,800 I thought you painted it. 476 00:23:55,834 --> 00:23:59,065 Oh my... ugh. Oh my God. 477 00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:01,698 Yeah, it's a pretty weird one. 478 00:24:04,209 --> 00:24:06,177 How come I'm wearing gumboots? 479 00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:10,540 Hey, Jemaine. 480 00:24:10,582 --> 00:24:13,142 - Hello. - Hey, Mel. 481 00:24:13,185 --> 00:24:14,982 So you saw my painting. 482 00:24:15,020 --> 00:24:18,114 Bret loves it. I saw him bring it up a couple of hours ago. 483 00:24:18,156 --> 00:24:19,885 Is everything cool between you two? 484 00:24:19,925 --> 00:24:21,654 Yeah, it's all better now. Thank you. 485 00:24:21,693 --> 00:24:25,060 Great. What are you doing with it? 486 00:24:25,096 --> 00:24:29,465 Uh, just showing everyone in the neighborhood. 487 00:24:29,501 --> 00:24:31,230 Well, I'd love to come with you. 488 00:24:31,269 --> 00:24:33,203 - Oh. - Yeah yeah, 489 00:24:33,238 --> 00:24:35,502 let's walk it around and get people's reactions. 490 00:24:35,540 --> 00:24:37,599 - Uh... - I'm proud of it too. 491 00:24:38,844 --> 00:24:42,109 Big art opening... around the block. Come on. 492 00:24:43,415 --> 00:24:45,178 Shit. 493 00:24:45,217 --> 00:24:48,880 - Who is it? - It's the police. 494 00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:50,615 Look, if my mom... 495 00:24:50,655 --> 00:24:52,623 I'm not going back to the big house, all right? 496 00:24:52,657 --> 00:24:55,091 I'm out of here. Stall 'em. 497 00:24:58,230 --> 00:25:00,391 - Hello. - Sir, we've got a report 498 00:25:00,432 --> 00:25:02,832 of a kid being kicked on the street by a group of adults. 499 00:25:02,868 --> 00:25:05,132 Yes. That was me. 500 00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:06,797 They said it was a group of adults. 501 00:25:06,838 --> 00:25:09,432 Um, that was my gang. 502 00:25:09,474 --> 00:25:12,034 Okay, so why'd you kick the boy? 503 00:25:12,077 --> 00:25:15,638 Well, I guess that was gang-related. 504 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,739 Well, in the future, I suggest you don't kick children. 505 00:25:17,782 --> 00:25:19,773 - Mm-hmm. - We'll let this go because we don't like 506 00:25:19,818 --> 00:25:21,547 that particular kid, but we've got our eyes on you. 507 00:25:21,586 --> 00:25:22,985 Okay, Officer. 508 00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:24,955 Thank you. 509 00:25:27,092 --> 00:25:28,616 Whew! 510 00:25:30,128 --> 00:25:31,720 Dave, they've gone. 511 00:25:33,565 --> 00:25:35,192 Dave? 512 00:25:38,303 --> 00:25:41,295 See, Bret? This is what happens when you start rapping. 513 00:25:41,339 --> 00:25:43,671 Good one. Look at what you've done to David. 514 00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:45,767 Bret, I want out... I want out of the gang. 515 00:25:45,810 --> 00:25:48,870 Johnnyboy's gone, Mr. And Mrs. Li are gone. 516 00:25:48,914 --> 00:25:50,381 - Where have they gone? - They've gone to Taiwan 517 00:25:50,415 --> 00:25:53,111 to visit their son Phang. He just graduated dental school. 518 00:25:53,151 --> 00:25:55,142 - Dave... - It's over, man! I'm out. 519 00:25:55,186 --> 00:25:57,051 Without you, man, I've got no one. 520 00:25:57,088 --> 00:25:58,749 Maybe there's someone else who'll be in your gang. 521 00:25:58,790 --> 00:26:01,224 - Someone whom you haven't asked. - Who? 522 00:26:01,259 --> 00:26:02,817 Jemaine's talking about Jemaine, Bret. 523 00:26:02,861 --> 00:26:04,624 You could've asked him... or me... but you didn't. 524 00:26:04,663 --> 00:26:07,063 - You didn't ask us. - Do you guys want to be in the gang? 525 00:26:07,098 --> 00:26:09,464 - Yes! - Yeah. I'd like to, yeah. 526 00:26:09,501 --> 00:26:11,901 Oh, that's cool. Then there's four of us. 527 00:26:11,937 --> 00:26:14,997 No, there's three, 'cause I quit 528 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:17,531 and so should you. And you, Jemaine, 529 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:19,237 if you know what's good for you. 530 00:26:19,277 --> 00:26:23,304 Dave's right. Sorry, guys, I'm out of the gang. 531 00:26:23,348 --> 00:26:25,316 Well, if you're out and you're out, then I'm out. 532 00:26:25,350 --> 00:26:27,045 - Really? - Yeah, I'm out. 533 00:26:27,085 --> 00:26:30,680 You're out as well? Well, I'm not leaving. 534 00:26:30,722 --> 00:26:32,713 So that's it... I'm in. 535 00:26:32,757 --> 00:26:35,055 I'm the gang. I'm the Tough Brets. 536 00:26:37,195 --> 00:26:40,426 This is a painting I did of Jemaine. 537 00:26:40,465 --> 00:26:44,094 As you can see, I pretty much got the handsomeness. 538 00:26:44,135 --> 00:26:46,330 That's Jemaine. 539 00:26:46,371 --> 00:26:48,601 If you don't believe it, he can take his shirt off 540 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:50,130 and you can be sure about it. 541 00:26:50,175 --> 00:26:51,836 Oh, hello. This is my painting. 542 00:26:51,876 --> 00:26:53,537 I did this painting. This is Jemaine. 543 00:26:53,578 --> 00:26:55,239 This is him. He's my muse. 544 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,373 He is my muse and my joy. 545 00:26:57,415 --> 00:26:59,849 People don't appreciate art, do they? 546 00:26:59,884 --> 00:27:01,112 Unbelievable.