1 00:00:33,055 --> 00:00:34,931 Coin collecting is considered the perfect hobby. 2 00:00:35,015 --> 00:00:35,848 ...beautiful putt right there... 3 00:00:35,933 --> 00:00:36,766 Good birdie. 4 00:00:36,850 --> 00:00:39,143 That's only the... eighth birdie of the day. 5 00:00:39,228 --> 00:00:40,645 What? 6 00:00:40,729 --> 00:00:41,771 Why are you looking at me? 7 00:00:41,855 --> 00:00:43,439 You want to go outside? 8 00:00:43,524 --> 00:00:44,732 Outside? 9 00:00:47,695 --> 00:00:49,028 Outside? 10 00:00:54,660 --> 00:00:55,702 Are you kidding me?! Come on! 11 00:00:55,786 --> 00:00:56,661 Oh, my God. 12 00:00:56,745 --> 00:00:57,662 W-what's wrong? 13 00:00:57,746 --> 00:00:58,705 Your idiot dog! 14 00:00:58,789 --> 00:01:00,540 Oh, he... he didn't mean it, Dad. 15 00:01:00,624 --> 00:01:01,457 D-did you, Snuffles? 16 00:01:01,542 --> 00:01:02,417 You're a good boy. 17 00:01:02,501 --> 00:01:04,168 Don't praise him now, Morty! 18 00:01:04,253 --> 00:01:05,128 He just peed on the carpet! 19 00:01:05,212 --> 00:01:06,129 Bad dog! Bad! 20 00:01:06,213 --> 00:01:07,130 Morty, come on. 21 00:01:07,214 --> 00:01:08,131 I need your help tonight. 22 00:01:08,215 --> 00:01:09,966 Hey, wait, hold on a second, Rick. 23 00:01:10,050 --> 00:01:12,552 You wouldn't by any chance have some sort of crazy science thing 24 00:01:12,636 --> 00:01:14,262 you could whip up that might help make this dog a little 25 00:01:14,346 --> 00:01:15,597 smarter, would you? 26 00:01:15,681 --> 00:01:17,140 I thought the whole point of having a dog was to 27 00:01:17,224 --> 00:01:18,391 feel superior, Jerry. 28 00:01:18,475 --> 00:01:19,684 If I were you, I wouldn't pull that thread. 29 00:01:19,768 --> 00:01:20,977 Come on, Morty. 30 00:01:21,061 --> 00:01:23,813 Listen, Rick, if you're gonna stay here rent-free 31 00:01:23,897 --> 00:01:26,024 and use my son for your stupid science, 32 00:01:26,108 --> 00:01:28,568 the least you could do is put a little bit of it to use 33 00:01:28,652 --> 00:01:29,819 for the family. 34 00:01:29,903 --> 00:01:31,738 You make that dog smart or... 35 00:01:31,822 --> 00:01:32,655 Morty's grounded! 36 00:01:32,740 --> 00:01:34,157 Ha-ha! Aw, man! 37 00:01:34,241 --> 00:01:36,993 Boy, you really got me up against a wall this time, Jerry. 38 00:01:41,915 --> 00:01:43,374 All right, Ruffles... What's his name? 39 00:01:43,459 --> 00:01:44,292 Snuffles. 40 00:01:44,376 --> 00:01:46,669 Snuffles, shake. 41 00:01:46,754 --> 00:01:48,546 Roll over. 42 00:01:48,631 --> 00:01:51,591 Go to the bathroom. 43 00:01:52,635 --> 00:01:54,260 - Holy crap! - No way. 44 00:01:54,345 --> 00:01:57,221 Yeah, you're at the top of your game now, Jerry. 45 00:01:57,306 --> 00:01:58,181 Have fun. 46 00:01:58,265 --> 00:01:59,098 Come on, Morty. 47 00:01:59,183 --> 00:02:00,308 That was fantastic, Rick! 48 00:02:00,392 --> 00:02:01,851 Yeah, Morty, if you 49 00:02:01,935 --> 00:02:03,603 like that, boy, you're... you're really going to flip your lid 50 00:02:03,687 --> 00:02:04,520 over this one. 51 00:02:04,605 --> 00:02:05,980 W-w-w-what is it? 52 00:02:06,065 --> 00:02:08,483 It's a device, Morty, that when you put it in your ear, 53 00:02:08,567 --> 00:02:10,109 you can enter people's dreams, Morty. 54 00:02:10,194 --> 00:02:12,236 It's just like that movie that you keep crowing about. 55 00:02:12,321 --> 00:02:13,905 You talking about "Inception"? 56 00:02:13,989 --> 00:02:15,740 That's right, Morty. This is gonna be a lot like 57 00:02:15,824 --> 00:02:17,867 that, except, you know, it's gonna maybe make sense. 58 00:02:17,951 --> 00:02:19,202 "Inception" made sense. 59 00:02:19,286 --> 00:02:20,787 You don't have to try to impress me, Morty. 60 00:02:20,871 --> 00:02:22,747 Listen, tonight we're gonna go into the home of your math teacher, 61 00:02:22,831 --> 00:02:24,916 Mr. Goldenfold, and we're g... we're gonna incept 62 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,960 the idea in his brain to give you A's in math, Morty. 63 00:02:28,045 --> 00:02:29,504 That way you can, you know... 64 00:02:29,588 --> 00:02:31,923 y-you're gonna help me with my science, Morty, all the time. 65 00:02:32,007 --> 00:02:33,633 Geez, Rick, in the time it took you to make this thing, 66 00:02:33,717 --> 00:02:34,759 couldn't you have just, 67 00:02:34,843 --> 00:02:36,386 you know, helped me with my homework? 68 00:02:36,470 --> 00:02:37,720 Are you listening to me, Morty? 69 00:02:37,805 --> 00:02:38,763 Homework is stupid. 70 00:02:38,847 --> 00:02:40,473 The whole point is to get less of it. 71 00:02:40,557 --> 00:02:42,141 J-J... come on, let... j... 72 00:02:42,226 --> 00:02:43,768 let's just get over there and deal with this thing. 73 00:02:43,852 --> 00:02:45,478 W-we're gonna incept your teacher. 74 00:02:45,562 --> 00:02:47,939 Y-y-y-y-y-you're frustrating me. 75 00:02:51,568 --> 00:02:53,236 You don't know me! 76 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:56,447 Nice, Mrs. Pancakes... real nice. 77 00:02:56,532 --> 00:02:59,492 Next week on "The Days And Nights Of Mrs. Pancakes"... 78 00:03:00,577 --> 00:03:01,661 You don't know me! 79 00:03:01,745 --> 00:03:04,247 Then let me get to know you, damn it! 80 00:03:04,331 --> 00:03:05,915 Uh-oh! Spoilers! 81 00:03:05,999 --> 00:03:07,834 I'm a full season behind. 82 00:03:07,918 --> 00:03:09,460 Wow, Rick, I can't believe we're sitting around, 83 00:03:09,545 --> 00:03:11,879 standing around in Mr. Goldenfold's house. 84 00:03:11,964 --> 00:03:12,922 It's really weird. 85 00:03:14,341 --> 00:03:15,758 It's about to get a whole lot weirder, Morty. 86 00:03:22,516 --> 00:03:24,684 Wheat Thins. Wheat Thins. 87 00:03:24,768 --> 00:03:25,935 I'll take two. 88 00:03:26,019 --> 00:03:27,979 Oh, I think you've had enough, sir. 89 00:03:28,063 --> 00:03:29,063 You don't know me. 90 00:03:31,108 --> 00:03:33,443 All right, Morty, time to make our move. 91 00:03:33,527 --> 00:03:35,236 Make it bounce. 92 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:36,362 No, you didn't. 93 00:03:36,447 --> 00:03:37,321 Oh, jiggle it now. 94 00:03:37,406 --> 00:03:38,531 You better stop with that. 95 00:03:38,615 --> 00:03:40,783 Allahu Akbar! 96 00:03:40,868 --> 00:03:42,368 We're gonna take control of this plane! 97 00:03:42,453 --> 00:03:44,454 We're gonna 9/11 it unless Morty Smith gets better grades 98 00:03:44,538 --> 00:03:45,413 in math! 99 00:03:45,497 --> 00:03:46,706 Hey! I said nobody move, buddy! 100 00:03:46,790 --> 00:03:48,124 The name's not buddy. 101 00:03:48,208 --> 00:03:49,625 It's Goldenfold. 102 00:03:49,710 --> 00:03:51,252 Nice to wheat you! 103 00:03:53,464 --> 00:03:55,423 Take cover, Morty! 104 00:03:58,343 --> 00:03:59,343 Ooh! 105 00:03:59,428 --> 00:04:01,471 Goldenfold's got more control here than I anticipated. 106 00:04:01,555 --> 00:04:02,638 I mean, the guy teaches high-school math. 107 00:04:03,724 --> 00:04:05,600 I-I-I-I didn't take him for an active dreamer. 108 00:04:05,684 --> 00:04:07,560 We got to take him out so he wakes up, Morty. 109 00:04:07,644 --> 00:04:08,978 But we can't get killed. 110 00:04:09,062 --> 00:04:10,396 If you get killed in someone else's dream, 111 00:04:10,481 --> 00:04:12,023 you die for real, Morty. 112 00:04:12,107 --> 00:04:13,107 What?! Are you kidding me?! 113 00:04:13,192 --> 00:04:14,192 Ohhhhhh! 114 00:04:14,276 --> 00:04:15,568 Don't be a baby! 115 00:04:15,652 --> 00:04:17,570 You avoid getting shot in real life all the time, Morty. 116 00:04:17,654 --> 00:04:19,530 Just do the same thing here, and we'll be fine! 117 00:04:19,615 --> 00:04:21,616 Now bring me my slippers. 118 00:04:21,700 --> 00:04:25,369 Now, be my footstool, Snuffles. 119 00:04:25,454 --> 00:04:26,954 This is what I'm talking about. 120 00:04:27,039 --> 00:04:28,956 This is a dog. 121 00:04:29,041 --> 00:04:29,957 Oh, yeah. 122 00:04:30,042 --> 00:04:31,751 This should play outjust fine. 123 00:04:31,835 --> 00:04:34,504 You said the same thing, equally sarcastically, 124 00:04:34,588 --> 00:04:36,088 at our wedding and guess what. 125 00:04:44,848 --> 00:04:45,890 Oh, my God. 126 00:04:45,974 --> 00:04:47,141 He's trying to tell us something. 127 00:04:47,226 --> 00:04:48,559 That is so awesome. 128 00:04:51,313 --> 00:04:53,689 Aw, he's saying "I love lasagna." 129 00:04:57,611 --> 00:04:59,195 He's saying "I love Obama." 130 00:04:59,279 --> 00:05:00,613 So cute! 131 00:05:00,697 --> 00:05:02,740 I'm posting this online, like, right now. 132 00:05:02,825 --> 00:05:04,242 I should call Bob Saget. 133 00:05:04,326 --> 00:05:05,576 Is that still a thing? 134 00:05:15,712 --> 00:05:16,921 Hmm? 135 00:05:25,013 --> 00:05:26,264 Goldenfold, we're coming out! 136 00:05:26,348 --> 00:05:27,265 We just want to talk! 137 00:05:27,349 --> 00:05:28,808 Why would I negotiate with you? 138 00:05:28,892 --> 00:05:31,561 Because we're both rational adults that don't want anything 139 00:05:31,645 --> 00:05:32,645 bad to happen. 140 00:05:32,729 --> 00:05:34,063 And because I have a human shield. 141 00:05:34,147 --> 00:05:35,064 Mrs. Pancakes! 142 00:05:38,694 --> 00:05:39,527 Oh, no, Morty. 143 00:05:39,611 --> 00:05:40,820 His subconscious is panicking. 144 00:05:40,904 --> 00:05:42,405 Run! 145 00:05:50,163 --> 00:05:51,080 Relax, Morty. 146 00:05:51,164 --> 00:05:51,998 Look! 147 00:05:52,082 --> 00:05:53,207 Mrs. Pancakes has a parachute. 148 00:05:53,292 --> 00:05:54,417 Come on! 149 00:05:54,501 --> 00:05:56,794 Hey, you don't know me! 150 00:05:56,879 --> 00:05:58,254 Oh, no, Rick, look! 151 00:05:58,338 --> 00:05:59,714 Goldenfold landed the plane, 152 00:05:59,798 --> 00:06:01,841 and he's created a mechanical arm to pluck Mrs. Pancakes 153 00:06:01,925 --> 00:06:04,677 out of the air while he lets us fall into a giant vat of lava! 154 00:06:04,761 --> 00:06:05,970 Pretty concise, Morty. 155 00:06:06,054 --> 00:06:07,847 Looks like we've merely prolonged the inevitable. 156 00:06:07,931 --> 00:06:09,015 That's it, Morty! 157 00:06:09,099 --> 00:06:10,224 Prolonging the inevitable! 158 00:06:10,309 --> 00:06:12,101 Listen, if we go into Mrs. Pancakes' dream, 159 00:06:12,185 --> 00:06:14,312 everything will go 100 times slower, Morty. 160 00:06:14,396 --> 00:06:15,855 That'll buy us some time to figure this out! 161 00:06:15,939 --> 00:06:16,898 You don't know m... 162 00:06:19,776 --> 00:06:21,569 All right, let's go. 163 00:06:27,910 --> 00:06:29,911 Oh, man, Rick, this is pretty weird. 164 00:06:29,995 --> 00:06:31,662 Don't judge, Morty. 165 00:06:31,747 --> 00:06:32,663 Okay. 166 00:06:32,748 --> 00:06:34,290 All right, well... 167 00:06:34,374 --> 00:06:35,708 Look, Mrs. Pancakes is right over there. 168 00:06:35,792 --> 00:06:37,335 I'll just go ask her to tell Goldenfold not to kill us 169 00:06:37,419 --> 00:06:38,711 when she wakes up. 170 00:06:38,795 --> 00:06:41,297 Whoa, whoa, Morty, the trick to incepting is making people think 171 00:06:41,381 --> 00:06:42,548 they came up with the idea. 172 00:06:42,633 --> 00:06:44,008 Listen to me. 173 00:06:44,092 --> 00:06:46,552 If we're gonna incept Mrs. Pancakes, we have to blend. 174 00:06:46,637 --> 00:06:48,512 I'll talk to you after lunch. 175 00:06:49,890 --> 00:06:51,599 Ooh, hey! 176 00:06:52,768 --> 00:06:53,809 Ooh, oh! 177 00:06:53,894 --> 00:06:55,019 Oh, man. 178 00:06:55,103 --> 00:06:57,021 - Come and join us. - I'm sorry. No, no. 179 00:06:57,105 --> 00:06:58,481 - Ooh, come here! - No, thanks! 180 00:06:58,565 --> 00:06:59,941 Ooh, wow! Come over here, baby! 181 00:07:00,025 --> 00:07:01,317 No, I'm okay. 182 00:07:01,401 --> 00:07:04,320 Whoa! 183 00:07:04,404 --> 00:07:05,863 Summer?! 184 00:07:05,948 --> 00:07:07,031 Hey, there, stranger. 185 00:07:07,115 --> 00:07:08,741 What do you think of these things? 186 00:07:08,825 --> 00:07:10,618 Ohh! Oh! Gross! 187 00:07:10,702 --> 00:07:11,786 Gross! 188 00:07:11,870 --> 00:07:13,079 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 189 00:07:13,163 --> 00:07:14,622 What's the matter with you, Morty? Calm down! 190 00:07:14,706 --> 00:07:16,165 You're kind of killing the vibe in here. 191 00:07:16,249 --> 00:07:17,249 It's S-S-S-Summer! 192 00:07:17,334 --> 00:07:18,751 Aw, geez. 193 00:07:18,835 --> 00:07:21,170 Looks like Goldenfold has some predilections so shameful he 194 00:07:21,254 --> 00:07:23,172 buries them in the dreams of the people in his dreams, 195 00:07:23,256 --> 00:07:25,591 including a pervy attraction to your underage sister. 196 00:07:25,676 --> 00:07:27,176 Can you blame him? 197 00:07:27,260 --> 00:07:28,636 Come on, old man, little boy. 198 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:31,389 Let's make an inter-generational sandwich. 199 00:07:31,473 --> 00:07:33,349 Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 200 00:07:33,433 --> 00:07:34,809 Put some clothes on, for pete's sake! 201 00:07:34,893 --> 00:07:35,977 This is disgusting! 202 00:07:36,061 --> 00:07:36,936 I'm gonna puke! 203 00:07:37,020 --> 00:07:38,771 I can't take it, Rick! 204 00:07:38,855 --> 00:07:41,983 Sexual hang-ups in the pleasure chamber are punishable by death! 205 00:07:42,067 --> 00:07:43,192 Off with their heads! 206 00:07:43,276 --> 00:07:45,736 Time to go another dream deep, Morty! 207 00:07:53,161 --> 00:07:54,829 What the hell? 208 00:07:54,913 --> 00:07:57,790 Why would Mr. Goldenfold's dream version of Mrs. Pancakes' dream 209 00:07:57,874 --> 00:08:00,167 version of a Centaur be dreaming 210 00:08:00,252 --> 00:08:01,794 about a scary place like this, Rick? 211 00:08:01,878 --> 00:08:02,753 Geez, I don't know, Morty. 212 00:08:02,838 --> 00:08:03,921 Wha-what do you want from me? 213 00:08:06,883 --> 00:08:08,843 Welcome to your nightmare, bitch! 214 00:08:08,927 --> 00:08:10,928 Oh, here we go! 215 00:08:11,013 --> 00:08:12,388 Holy crap! 216 00:08:12,472 --> 00:08:14,807 Looks like some sort of legally safe knock-off of an '80s horror 217 00:08:14,891 --> 00:08:17,643 character with miniature swords for fingers instead of knives. 218 00:08:17,728 --> 00:08:19,645 I'm Scary Terry. 219 00:08:19,730 --> 00:08:21,897 You can run, but you can't hide, bitch! 220 00:08:23,734 --> 00:08:25,609 Whoa! Hey, buddy. 221 00:08:25,694 --> 00:08:27,236 What you got going on there? 222 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:28,738 Snuffles fix. 223 00:08:28,822 --> 00:08:30,072 Make better. 224 00:08:30,157 --> 00:08:32,324 Humans understand Snuffles now? 225 00:08:32,409 --> 00:08:34,702 That...is...awesome! 226 00:08:34,786 --> 00:08:37,121 Snuffles want to be understood. 227 00:08:37,205 --> 00:08:39,582 Snuffles need to be understood. 228 00:08:39,666 --> 00:08:41,208 Okay, yeah. 229 00:08:41,293 --> 00:08:42,960 I get what Beth was talking about. 230 00:08:43,045 --> 00:08:44,128 Fun's over. 231 00:08:44,212 --> 00:08:45,421 Whoa, Dad, you can't, like, 232 00:08:45,505 --> 00:08:47,715 endow a creature with sentience and then rip it away. 233 00:08:47,799 --> 00:08:48,632 Why not? 234 00:08:48,717 --> 00:08:49,550 I don't know. 235 00:08:49,634 --> 00:08:52,178 It's Indian giving. 236 00:08:52,262 --> 00:08:55,014 A sophisticated predator, nature's perfect killing 237 00:08:55,098 --> 00:08:58,559 machine, the vicious wolf stalks its prey with purpose 238 00:08:58,643 --> 00:09:00,144 and skill. 239 00:09:00,228 --> 00:09:03,022 It was only with years of selective breeding and genetic 240 00:09:03,106 --> 00:09:06,817 altering that this noble beast was transformed into man's 241 00:09:06,902 --> 00:09:09,695 subservient little buddy. 242 00:09:13,825 --> 00:09:16,160 Aw! Oh, my God! 243 00:09:16,244 --> 00:09:19,121 He recognizes the other dogs on TV. 244 00:09:21,124 --> 00:09:22,083 ♪ "A," "B" ♪ 245 00:09:22,167 --> 00:09:23,876 ♪ His name is Scary Terry ♪ 246 00:09:24,836 --> 00:09:26,003 ♪ "C," "D" ♪ 247 00:09:26,088 --> 00:09:27,254 ♪ He's very scary ♪ 248 00:09:27,339 --> 00:09:28,756 Holy crap! 249 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:30,633 We have to escape into someone else's dreams, Morty! 250 00:09:30,717 --> 00:09:32,134 Ohhhhh! 251 00:09:32,219 --> 00:09:34,804 Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man! 252 00:09:34,888 --> 00:09:36,263 ♪ "E," "F" ♪ 253 00:09:36,348 --> 00:09:38,808 ♪ He'll design your death ♪ 254 00:09:38,892 --> 00:09:40,184 The little girl! 255 00:09:42,979 --> 00:09:43,771 Huh? 256 00:09:45,148 --> 00:09:46,899 ♪ "J," "K," He'll really ruin your day ♪ 257 00:09:46,983 --> 00:09:48,359 Are you kidding me? This again? 258 00:09:48,443 --> 00:09:50,319 Oh, man, it looks like we've hit dream bedrock here, Morty. 259 00:09:50,403 --> 00:09:51,320 Oh, geez, Rick. 260 00:09:51,404 --> 00:09:52,488 W-w-whoa, this isn't good. 261 00:09:52,572 --> 00:09:54,865 Nothing but fear from here on out, bitch! 262 00:09:54,950 --> 00:09:55,825 Ohhhh! 263 00:09:55,909 --> 00:09:56,742 Holy crap, Morty. 264 00:09:56,827 --> 00:09:58,035 He can travel through dreams. 265 00:09:58,120 --> 00:09:59,662 He can travel through dreams! 266 00:09:59,746 --> 00:10:01,163 We're so screwed! 267 00:10:10,298 --> 00:10:12,341 Where are my testicles, Summer? 268 00:10:15,011 --> 00:10:17,346 Where are my testicles, Summer? 269 00:10:17,430 --> 00:10:18,430 They were removed. 270 00:10:18,515 --> 00:10:20,015 Where have they gone? 271 00:10:20,100 --> 00:10:21,684 Oh, wow. 272 00:10:21,768 --> 00:10:24,186 That's an intense line of questioning, Snuffles. 273 00:10:24,271 --> 00:10:25,771 Do not call me that! 274 00:10:27,190 --> 00:10:29,108 "Snuffles" was my slave name. 275 00:10:29,192 --> 00:10:32,403 You shall now call me Snowball because my fur is pretty 276 00:10:32,487 --> 00:10:33,612 and white. 277 00:10:33,697 --> 00:10:36,907 Okay, Snowball, just calm down, okay? 278 00:10:36,992 --> 00:10:37,950 You're scaring me. 279 00:10:38,034 --> 00:10:39,285 Scaring you? 280 00:10:39,369 --> 00:10:43,038 Tell me, Summer, if a human was born with stumpy legs, 281 00:10:43,123 --> 00:10:45,124 would they breed it with another deformed human 282 00:10:45,208 --> 00:10:48,419 and put their children on display like the Dachshund? 283 00:10:48,503 --> 00:10:49,378 Uhhh... 284 00:10:49,462 --> 00:10:50,296 Hey. 285 00:10:50,380 --> 00:10:52,047 Oh, wow. 286 00:10:52,132 --> 00:10:53,841 Okay, is... is... is everything okay in here? 287 00:10:53,925 --> 00:10:56,385 Jerry, come to rub my face in urine again? 288 00:10:56,469 --> 00:10:57,845 No! 289 00:10:57,929 --> 00:11:02,349 No, we were...uh, just seeing if Summer wanted to...uh... 290 00:11:02,434 --> 00:11:05,603 Go on, um, one of our famous midnight family walks! 291 00:11:05,687 --> 00:11:06,979 Yeah. Totally. 292 00:11:07,063 --> 00:11:08,022 Let's go. 293 00:11:10,817 --> 00:11:14,612 You will walk when it is time to walk. 294 00:11:19,618 --> 00:11:21,410 What are we here for again? Incepting? 295 00:11:21,494 --> 00:11:23,704 We're trying to incept me to get an "A" in math? 296 00:11:23,788 --> 00:11:24,872 Oh, yeah. 297 00:11:26,583 --> 00:11:28,000 Buckle up, bitch! 298 00:11:30,086 --> 00:11:31,879 Man, he sure says "Bitch" a lot! 299 00:11:31,963 --> 00:11:34,548 You can run, but you can't hide, bitch! 300 00:11:34,633 --> 00:11:36,634 Hold on, Morty. Y-you know what? 301 00:11:36,718 --> 00:11:39,053 He keeps saying we can run but we can'thide. 302 00:11:39,137 --> 00:11:40,304 I say we try hiding. 303 00:11:40,388 --> 00:11:41,764 But that's the op posite of what... 304 00:11:41,848 --> 00:11:43,766 Yeah, well, since when are we taking this guy's advice on anything? 305 00:11:43,850 --> 00:11:44,767 Hey, you know what? 306 00:11:44,851 --> 00:11:46,393 You got a really good point there, Rick. 307 00:11:46,478 --> 00:11:49,146 Like, if the truth was that we could hide, it's not like 308 00:11:49,231 --> 00:11:51,357 he'd be sharing that information with us, you know? 309 00:11:51,441 --> 00:11:53,901 I-I-I think it's a good idea, Rick. 310 00:11:53,985 --> 00:11:54,944 Worst-case scenario... 311 00:11:55,028 --> 00:11:56,528 we're back to running. 312 00:12:01,117 --> 00:12:02,743 Wow, you know what? 313 00:12:02,827 --> 00:12:04,578 I mean, it looks like we could have just hid this whole time. 314 00:12:04,663 --> 00:12:06,038 Boy, Rick, that was some good thinking. 315 00:12:06,122 --> 00:12:07,539 Thanks, Morty. 316 00:12:07,624 --> 00:12:09,291 Yeah, it's nice to be on the same page every once in a while. 317 00:12:09,376 --> 00:12:11,210 You can run... 318 00:12:11,294 --> 00:12:14,171 but you can't hide! 319 00:12:17,759 --> 00:12:18,968 Oh, this is perfect, Morty. Look at that. 320 00:12:19,052 --> 00:12:20,219 He's getting sleepy. 321 00:12:20,303 --> 00:12:22,221 Just a little bit longer before he calls it a day. 322 00:12:22,305 --> 00:12:23,889 That's when we make our move. 323 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:32,856 Snuffles, we didn't mean you any harm! 324 00:12:32,941 --> 00:12:34,942 This is a huge misunderstanding. 325 00:12:35,026 --> 00:12:36,819 Dad, he wants to be called Snowball. 326 00:12:36,903 --> 00:12:38,237 Well, I'm not calling him that. 327 00:12:38,321 --> 00:12:39,363 That's ridiculous. 328 00:12:39,447 --> 00:12:41,657 You're being very aggressive, Jerry. 329 00:12:41,741 --> 00:12:44,493 Perhaps tomorrow Dr. Scraps will solve that problem 330 00:12:44,577 --> 00:12:45,911 with a bit of surgery. 331 00:12:47,247 --> 00:12:49,915 You think you can control me with a haircut? 332 00:12:57,966 --> 00:13:00,092 Hi, honey. You're home early. How was your day? 333 00:13:00,176 --> 00:13:01,468 I don't want to talk about it! 334 00:13:01,553 --> 00:13:03,262 Oh, of course. You never want to talk about it. 335 00:13:03,346 --> 00:13:04,763 Get off my back, bitch! 336 00:13:06,224 --> 00:13:09,226 Out there. Not in here. 337 00:13:09,311 --> 00:13:12,187 Yeah, I know, I know. 338 00:13:12,272 --> 00:13:15,816 I shouldn't take my anger out on you or Scary Brandon. 339 00:13:15,900 --> 00:13:17,401 I love you, Melissa. 340 00:13:17,485 --> 00:13:19,403 I love you, too, Terry. 341 00:13:21,156 --> 00:13:22,114 Morty, this is perfect. 342 00:13:22,198 --> 00:13:23,532 After a little scary coitus, 343 00:13:23,616 --> 00:13:26,160 they should be fast asleep and then we'll incept him. 344 00:13:30,373 --> 00:13:32,666 Looks like Scary Terry's having a nightmare. 345 00:13:32,751 --> 00:13:33,959 Oh, boy, Rick. 346 00:13:34,044 --> 00:13:36,337 I can only imagine what horrible things must, you know... 347 00:13:37,547 --> 00:13:38,922 ...scare Scary Terry. 348 00:13:41,051 --> 00:13:41,884 Oh, no! 349 00:13:41,968 --> 00:13:43,260 I'm late to class, bitch! 350 00:13:43,345 --> 00:13:44,720 Oh, no! 351 00:13:44,804 --> 00:13:46,305 I'm not wearing any pants! 352 00:13:47,766 --> 00:13:51,435 Ah, well, Mr. Terry, why don't you tell the whole class 353 00:13:51,519 --> 00:13:54,813 the proper wordplay to use when one is chasing one's victim 354 00:13:54,898 --> 00:13:57,107 through a pumpkin patch? 355 00:13:57,192 --> 00:13:59,151 Oh...um... 356 00:13:59,235 --> 00:14:00,110 "Bitch." 357 00:14:01,237 --> 00:14:03,113 Oh, come on, Terry, you can't think of a pun 358 00:14:03,198 --> 00:14:05,783 involving pumpkins, bitch? 359 00:14:05,867 --> 00:14:07,034 Hey, leave him alone! 360 00:14:07,118 --> 00:14:08,494 Yeah, this is a bunch of bullcrap. 361 00:14:08,578 --> 00:14:11,372 Who cares what stupid pun you make when you kill someone? 362 00:14:11,456 --> 00:14:13,457 Why don't you let the poor guy say whatever he wants? 363 00:14:13,541 --> 00:14:15,334 Well, I never! 364 00:14:15,418 --> 00:14:17,669 I-I see no reason to stand here and take this. 365 00:14:17,754 --> 00:14:21,131 You're putting too much pressure on yourself, Scary Terry. 366 00:14:21,216 --> 00:14:24,176 You know, I mean, y-you're perfectly scary enough as it is. 367 00:14:24,260 --> 00:14:28,013 Hey, yo, Scary T., don't even trip about your pants...dawg. 368 00:14:28,098 --> 00:14:29,556 Here's a pair on us, fool. 369 00:14:29,641 --> 00:14:31,558 Aww, bitch. 370 00:14:31,643 --> 00:14:33,060 I don't know what to say. 371 00:14:33,144 --> 00:14:34,061 You don't need to say anything. 372 00:14:34,145 --> 00:14:35,062 We got you, dawg. 373 00:14:35,146 --> 00:14:36,021 You're our boy, dawg. 374 00:14:36,106 --> 00:14:37,564 Don't even trip. 375 00:14:43,947 --> 00:14:47,032 Oh, hey, it's you guys! 376 00:14:49,285 --> 00:14:50,494 I haven't seen him this relaxed in years. 377 00:14:50,578 --> 00:14:53,455 If you guys ever need anything, just say the word. 378 00:14:53,540 --> 00:14:54,915 As a matter of fact, Terry, 379 00:14:54,999 --> 00:14:56,417 there is something you could help us with. 380 00:14:58,044 --> 00:15:00,129 ♪ "Q," "R," You won't get very far ♪ 381 00:15:00,213 --> 00:15:01,630 I always hated that song! 382 00:15:05,927 --> 00:15:08,595 These halves don't belong together, bitch! 383 00:15:13,101 --> 00:15:14,518 Sex is sacred! 384 00:15:21,192 --> 00:15:23,986 This is because you don't give Morty Smith good grades, bitch! 385 00:15:26,448 --> 00:15:28,365 Holy crap! God damn! 386 00:15:28,450 --> 00:15:32,870 I know one thing for sure... I'm giving Morty an "A" in math, 387 00:15:32,954 --> 00:15:34,830 and that's my idea. 388 00:15:34,914 --> 00:15:37,040 That is an original thought. 389 00:15:42,714 --> 00:15:44,214 What the hell? 390 00:15:44,299 --> 00:15:46,758 Out of the frying pan dot, dot, dot, huh, Morty? 391 00:15:46,843 --> 00:15:48,302 Oh, man, what's going on? 392 00:15:48,386 --> 00:15:50,554 Well, it's possible that your dog became self-aware 393 00:15:50,638 --> 00:15:52,681 and made modifications on the cognition amplifier, 394 00:15:52,765 --> 00:15:54,683 then turned on Jerry, Beth, and Summer after learning 395 00:15:54,767 --> 00:15:56,894 about humanity's cruel subjugation of his species, 396 00:15:56,978 --> 00:15:59,021 but your guess is as good as mine, Morty. 397 00:16:00,356 --> 00:16:02,149 I can't believe how mean Snuffles got just 398 00:16:02,233 --> 00:16:03,692 because he's smart. 399 00:16:03,776 --> 00:16:06,695 This is why I choose to get C's. Psst, Beth, Jerry, Summer. 400 00:16:06,779 --> 00:16:07,613 Dad! 401 00:16:07,697 --> 00:16:08,655 Rick! 402 00:16:10,158 --> 00:16:11,492 Oh, thank God, Morty. 403 00:16:11,576 --> 00:16:12,576 Oh, you're welcome. 404 00:16:12,660 --> 00:16:14,036 All right, let's get out of here. 405 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:16,580 If we hurry we can set up camp in a sewer tunnel 406 00:16:16,664 --> 00:16:18,582 or something before the dogs completely take over. 407 00:16:18,666 --> 00:16:19,500 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 408 00:16:19,584 --> 00:16:20,584 We're not going anywhere. 409 00:16:20,668 --> 00:16:21,627 This is my house. 410 00:16:21,711 --> 00:16:22,711 I'm not abandoning it. 411 00:16:22,795 --> 00:16:24,046 It's all over, Jerry. 412 00:16:24,130 --> 00:16:26,131 The dogs are on a path to total world domination. 413 00:16:26,216 --> 00:16:28,926 But, hey, at least they know not to piss on your carpet, right? 414 00:16:29,010 --> 00:16:30,093 Wait a minute. 415 00:16:30,178 --> 00:16:31,178 I have an idea. 416 00:16:32,889 --> 00:16:35,724 Gentlemen, a moment of your time. 417 00:16:37,769 --> 00:16:38,852 See that? 418 00:16:38,937 --> 00:16:40,729 I'm peeing all over your special guns. 419 00:16:40,813 --> 00:16:42,814 That means I own them. 420 00:16:44,817 --> 00:16:47,361 Bad person. Bad. 421 00:16:47,445 --> 00:16:48,862 Ooh, great plan, Jerry. 422 00:16:48,947 --> 00:16:50,531 Bring the boy to me. 423 00:16:54,202 --> 00:16:56,036 You were always kind to me, Morty. 424 00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:58,539 That's why I will leave you with your testicles. 425 00:16:58,623 --> 00:17:02,709 From now on, you will be my best friend and live by my side. 426 00:17:02,794 --> 00:17:04,253 Th-thanks, Snuffles. 427 00:17:06,881 --> 00:17:09,216 Begin phase two. 428 00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:11,218 Fighting continues as the dog 429 00:17:11,302 --> 00:17:13,470 army captures the Eastern seaboard. 430 00:17:13,555 --> 00:17:16,515 It appears clear at this time that the era of human 431 00:17:16,599 --> 00:17:19,601 superiority has come to a bitter end. 432 00:17:22,021 --> 00:17:24,398 Please! Please don't kill me! 433 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:26,525 What's she saying, Bill? 434 00:17:26,609 --> 00:17:29,278 I think she's saying, "I love lasagna." 435 00:17:47,964 --> 00:17:49,965 Mmm. 436 00:17:50,049 --> 00:17:51,592 Thank you, Fido. 437 00:17:51,676 --> 00:17:54,011 Rick! 438 00:17:54,095 --> 00:17:55,137 I thought you were dead! 439 00:17:55,221 --> 00:17:56,138 No, no, no, I was just playing dead. 440 00:17:56,222 --> 00:17:57,389 Good news, though, Morty. 441 00:17:57,473 --> 00:17:58,515 This whole thing's gonna be over really soon. 442 00:17:58,600 --> 00:17:59,391 What? 443 00:17:59,475 --> 00:18:00,392 It's a dream, Morty. 444 00:18:00,476 --> 00:18:01,685 We're in your dog's dream. 445 00:18:01,769 --> 00:18:02,978 The night the dogs captured us, 446 00:18:03,062 --> 00:18:05,272 after you cried and crapped your pants, we... 447 00:18:05,356 --> 00:18:06,690 we all went to sleep. 448 00:18:06,774 --> 00:18:08,859 Then I used my dream inceptors to put the two of us inside 449 00:18:08,943 --> 00:18:10,068 Snuffles' dream. 450 00:18:10,153 --> 00:18:11,695 But i-it's been like a whole year! 451 00:18:11,779 --> 00:18:13,238 It's been six hours. 452 00:18:13,323 --> 00:18:15,449 Dreams move one one-hundredth the speed of reality, 453 00:18:15,533 --> 00:18:17,534 and dog time is one-seventh human time. 454 00:18:17,619 --> 00:18:19,369 So, you know, every day here is like a minute. 455 00:18:19,454 --> 00:18:21,997 It's like "Inception," Morty, so if it's confusing and stupid, 456 00:18:22,081 --> 00:18:23,707 then so is everyone's favorite movie. 457 00:18:23,791 --> 00:18:24,708 Aw, man. 458 00:18:24,792 --> 00:18:26,168 I really liked this life. 459 00:18:26,252 --> 00:18:28,587 Well, at least I didn't really crap my pants. 460 00:18:28,671 --> 00:18:30,672 No, no, that happened before you went to sleep, Morty. 461 00:18:30,757 --> 00:18:32,633 You're sleeping in your crap right now. 462 00:18:32,717 --> 00:18:34,426 Out of all the things that happened to you, 463 00:18:34,510 --> 00:18:36,011 that was the only real thing that, you know, 464 00:18:36,095 --> 00:18:37,554 is that you crapped your pants. 465 00:18:37,639 --> 00:18:39,181 I mean, it's a mess out there. 466 00:18:39,265 --> 00:18:41,850 I got some on my hands, Morty, and then I got it on the dream 467 00:18:41,934 --> 00:18:43,685 inceptor, and a piece fell in my mouth. 468 00:18:43,770 --> 00:18:44,936 Aw, man, geez! 469 00:18:45,021 --> 00:18:46,188 Seriously? 470 00:18:46,272 --> 00:18:47,689 Look, d-d-d-don't worry about it, Morty. 471 00:18:47,774 --> 00:18:49,066 Here, here take these, Morty. 472 00:18:49,150 --> 00:18:49,983 Take these. 473 00:18:51,361 --> 00:18:52,778 Are these pills supposed to wake me up, or something? 474 00:18:52,862 --> 00:18:54,112 Close. 475 00:18:54,197 --> 00:18:55,280 It's gonna make your kidneys shut down. 476 00:18:55,365 --> 00:18:56,406 What?! 477 00:18:56,491 --> 00:18:57,616 It's necessary for the plan, Morty. 478 00:18:57,700 --> 00:18:59,201 Don't even trip, dawg. 479 00:19:01,704 --> 00:19:03,205 It's pretty bad, Emperor Snowball. 480 00:19:03,289 --> 00:19:04,873 We're gonna need to do another operation. 481 00:19:04,957 --> 00:19:05,916 Anything. 482 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,959 Anything for my precious Morty. 483 00:19:08,044 --> 00:19:10,087 Sir, as your accountant, I must advise you that these 484 00:19:10,171 --> 00:19:13,048 medical expenses are putting you in serious financial jeopardy. 485 00:19:13,132 --> 00:19:14,758 You could lose your Kingdom. 486 00:19:14,842 --> 00:19:17,219 To hell with my Kingdom, Bean Counter. 487 00:19:17,303 --> 00:19:21,139 I would trade it all for my human's health and happiness. 488 00:19:21,224 --> 00:19:23,141 Do you think they would have done this for us? 489 00:19:23,226 --> 00:19:25,352 We are not them! 490 00:19:27,313 --> 00:19:30,065 We are not...them. 491 00:19:37,573 --> 00:19:38,699 Assemble the troops. 492 00:19:38,783 --> 00:19:40,575 I've made a decision. 493 00:19:40,660 --> 00:19:44,287 Taking over the human's world will lead to nothing but more heartbreak, 494 00:19:44,372 --> 00:19:46,498 more cruelty. 495 00:19:46,582 --> 00:19:49,918 Instead, we will go to a new world and colonize it with a 496 00:19:50,002 --> 00:19:52,921 society of intelligent dogs... 497 00:19:53,005 --> 00:19:56,675 one that will not make the same mistakes as humanity and one 498 00:19:56,759 --> 00:19:59,302 where pet insurance will be mandatory. 499 00:19:59,387 --> 00:20:00,887 I'm gonna miss you, Snowball. 500 00:20:00,972 --> 00:20:05,559 You can call me Snuffles, Morty, and I'm going to miss you, too, 501 00:20:05,643 --> 00:20:07,227 very much. 502 00:20:16,362 --> 00:20:17,195 Jerry? 503 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:18,405 I'm sorry. 504 00:20:18,489 --> 00:20:20,574 It's just like the end of "Old Yeller." 505 00:20:20,658 --> 00:20:22,534 Oh, Jerry. 506 00:20:22,618 --> 00:20:24,202 You mean because it had dogs in it. 507 00:20:24,287 --> 00:20:25,328 Wow! 508 00:20:25,413 --> 00:20:28,373 A whole world populated by intelligent dogs. 509 00:20:28,458 --> 00:20:29,291 I wonder what it'll be like, Rick. 510 00:20:29,375 --> 00:20:30,792 I think it will be great, Morty. 511 00:20:30,877 --> 00:20:32,836 You know, it's g...i-i-i-i-it could be developed in-into a 512 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:35,839 very satisfying project for people of all ages. 513 00:20:35,923 --> 00:20:38,592 I mean, I'd watch it, Morty, for at least 11 minutes a pop. 514 00:20:38,676 --> 00:20:40,552 You know, may-maybe they'll do it board-driven. 515 00:20:40,636 --> 00:20:43,138 You know, that's a real comforting idea, Rick. 516 00:20:44,474 --> 00:20:45,557 What do you know, Morty? 517 00:20:45,641 --> 00:20:46,600 What do you know? 518 00:21:17,757 --> 00:21:18,757 Hi, guys. 519 00:21:18,841 --> 00:21:20,342 I'm your new teacher for Scary class. 520 00:21:20,426 --> 00:21:22,260 My name is Scary Mr. Johnson. 521 00:21:23,221 --> 00:21:24,596 Uh, actually, you know what? 522 00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:26,556 That's my dad's name, so why don't you just 523 00:21:26,641 --> 00:21:28,892 call me Scary Glenn, yeah? 524 00:21:30,436 --> 00:21:31,853 So, anyway, I understand your previous teacher was having you 525 00:21:31,938 --> 00:21:33,897 work on Fundamentals of Fear. 526 00:21:33,981 --> 00:21:35,649 Which is... what is that? 527 00:21:35,733 --> 00:21:37,025 You know? 528 00:21:37,109 --> 00:21:38,568 So, uh, here... here's what I say... 529 00:21:38,653 --> 00:21:42,280 You can't learn anything until you learn...how to chill. 530 00:21:42,365 --> 00:21:44,032 Oooh! 531 00:21:47,537 --> 00:21:49,538 This is how you dream, bitch. 532 00:21:52,667 --> 00:21:54,501 It's a good-a show! 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net