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Hurry up, Morty.
Grandpa's about to un-freeze time.
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You really should be cleaning
from top to bottom.
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I know how to vacuum mom
and dad, Summer.
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I've been doing it
for six months.
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Then you've been doing
it wrong for six months.
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Oh, my God, is that mildew?
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It's not my fault we froze time
on a humid day.
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You have dropped
so many balls, man.
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Do you ever get scared grandpa Rick
might make me his new sidekick?
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- What?! What kind of monster are you?
- A competent one.
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Who cares about the things
you guys are talking about?
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The whole point of freezing
time was to stop giving a [bleep].
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Put a shirt on your dumb dad,
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and let's get
this dumb universe rolling.
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Let's do this thing.
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All right, listen, you two.
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We froze time for a pretty long
time, so when I un-freeze it,
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the world's time
is gonna be fine,
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but our time's gonna need a little
time to, you know, stabilize.
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Our time is gonna be unstable?
What does that even mean?
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It means relax
and stop being a pussy, Morty.
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Uh, I thought
you learned that by now.
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It also means
don't touch your parents,
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or we could shatter into
countless theoretical shards.
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- Wait a minute, what?
- And away we go!
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♪♪
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Um... did we ever put
that mattress under Mr. Benson?
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- Shhh.
- Shush, Morty.
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A thing or two about...
Wait, what?
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Was the house...
When we pulled up,
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I could have sworn the house
was completely trashed.
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Negative visualization, Jerry.
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Explains a lot
about where you're at.
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- Hi, sweetie.
- Hi, dad.
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Summer, Morty, are you okay?
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- We... we just missed you a lot.
- Yeah, we missed you so much.
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Too much to hug you, though.
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Yeah, it would
literally destroy them.
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Now, listen, why don't...
Why don't...
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Why don't you guys go
get a free Sunday ice cream?
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Get out there
and get some ice creams.
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Here's $500 cash
in unmarked monies.
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I'm just gonna put it on the
floor and kick it on over to ya.
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- You guys go nuts.
- This better not be a bribe.
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If I find a single thing
out of place in this house,
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my love of ice cream
won't save you.
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I'll get my jacket.
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Sweetie, is your shirt
on backwards?
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Yeah.
I like it this way.
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I'm not stupid.
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- Phew!
- Oh.
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Man, that guy
is the Redgren Grumbholdt
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of pretending he knows
what's going on.
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- Oh, you agree, huh?
- It's funny.
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You like that Redgren Grumbholdt
reference?
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- Yeah.
- Well, guess what? I made him up.
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You really are
your father's children.
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Think for yourselves.
Don't be sheep.
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Sync & corrections by XhmikosR
www.addic7ed.com
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God, I feel terrible.
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Yep, it really makes you appreciate
how fickle the universe can be.
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One minute you're falling
off a roof for six months,
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the next minute, bam!
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Uh, just to be clear,
it was Summer's job
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to put the mattress under...
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Uh, what?
It was your job, Morty.
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- Nuh-uh!
- Yuh-huh!
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Actually, sorry, Summer.
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I got to back the "m" bomb
on this one.
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I remember the conversation.
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We told Morty to replace all
the bank's money with cookies.
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Your job was to put the mattress
under Mr. Benson.
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Boom!
In your face, Summer!
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You really dropped
the ball, man.
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Shut up, Morty,
you vindictive little turd!
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You shut up,
you big female asshole!
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Hey, don't shove me!
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- I didn't!
- You didn't what?
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- What's your problem?
- What's yours?
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- Shut up!
- You shut up!
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Wh-whoa, whoa!
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What the hell, hell,
hell, hell, hell?
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Oh, God. Oh, no.
What did you guys just do?
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- What did who do?
- What do you mean?
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- Wait, what am I saying?
- Were either
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of you guys uncertain
about anything just now?
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Oh, man, I don't feel good.
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- Am I me?
- Am I talking right now?
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- I think so.
- Wait, who said that?
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All right,
both of you just don't move.
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Don't speak, don't think.
I have to check something.
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- What'd you do, Morty?
- I'm gonna help grandpa.
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What do you mean
you're gonna help him?
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I can help, too.
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- What's happening, grandpa?
- What's going on, Rick?
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Sh-sh-shut up.
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Oh, crap, are you kidding me?
Two dots?
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This never needs to be
more than one dot.
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The two of you made us
uncertain!
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- What are you talking about?
- What's that mean?
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- English, please.
- English?
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Our time is fractured...
You two somehow created
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a feedback look of uncertainty
that split our reality
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into two equally possible
impossibilities.
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W-we're exactly like a man
capable of sustaining
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a platonic friendship with
an attractive female co-worker.
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We're entirely hypothetical.
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But I thought there were
infinite time lines?
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We're not on any
time line, dummy.
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Look.
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Oh, my God!
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Are those cats?
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I assume they're
Schrödinger's cats.
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Or, actually, I assume they both
are and aren't, just like us.
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- Is the world gone?
- Is the world gone?
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- Where are mom and dad?
- What about mom and dad?
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Mom and dad? Get your head
out of your family's ass.
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The three of us are lost
in a timeless oblivion.
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Your parents get to exist.
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They're probably living it up
in some pointless,
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grounded story
about their [bleep] marriage.
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Cold stone creamery
is the best.
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What should we do
with our remaining $20?
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You realize they sing
no matter how much you tip?
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- Whoa!
- Aaah!
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Holy [bleep]!
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- What happened?
- I hit a deer.
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We... we have to tell
the cops you were driving.
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- What?
- This is rum raisin!
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- It's still alive.
- Well, do we...
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Do I, uh, get, uh,
a big rock, or...?
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It's not an armadillo, asshole.
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I thought that's what
a man's supposed to say.
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It's not like
I could've actually done it.
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If we were near a hospital,
I could treat it,
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but I...
I think we have to just...
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It's okay. This is
just something that happens.
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And even if we were
in a hospital, what could we do?
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You're a horse surgeon,
not a deer surgeon.
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So...?
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Well, don't different animals...
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Require different levels
of skill to keep alive?
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- Oh, God.
- Get the deer in the car, Jerry.
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Yes, Beth.
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This is why you
don't freeze time, you guys.
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It's incredibly irresponsible.
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And you did it so we could clean
the house after a party?
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Look, there's no time
to hold me accountable, Morty.
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Like, literally no time.
Look around.
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Uncertainty
is inherently unsustainable.
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Eventually, everything either is
or isn't.
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And we've got about four hours
to be "is".
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- Or...?
- We isn't.
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All right, since this time crystal
exists in both possibilities,
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and since it's impossible
that I didn't nail this,
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I'm probably about
to press this button
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in both possibilities
at exactly the same time.
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- How do you know...
- How do you know that...
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Whatever your asking me,
the answer is I'm amazing.
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And away we go.
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Huh, what do you know.
It's working.
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- Ow, ow, ow!
- Oh [bleep].
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What the hell
is wrong with you two?
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I-I-I-I mean you four!
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That hurt!
That was painful.
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Good, I'm glad it was painful.
You deserve it.
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I saw you. Y-you're both
all over the damn place.
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We've been split for 20 minutes
and your lives
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are already scattered
to the quantum [bleep] wind?
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What the hell do either
of you two
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have to be so uncertain about?
Your brand of zit cream?
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Which chair to sit in
while I do everything?
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- Come on, spit it out!
- Well, you don't exactly make it easy, Rick.
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You make fun of me all the time...
You're always picking on me...
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And now Summer's doing it... and
now you got Summer to kiss your ass.
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Me?! What about you? You're just as
mean to me because you're jealous...
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Could you get more
excited to see me fail?
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Because you want
grandpa all to yourself!
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All right, all right, cool it.
I see what's happening here.
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You're both young,
you're both unsure
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about your place
in the universe,
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and you both want
to be grandpa's favorite.
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I can fix this.
Morty, sit here.
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Summer, you sit here.
Now, listen.
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I know the two of you
are very different
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from each other
in a lot of ways,
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but you have to understand that
as far as grandpa's concerned,
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you're both pieces of shit.
Yeah.
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I can prove it mathematically.
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Actually, let me
grab my white board.
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This has been
a long time coming, anyway.
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Emergency!
Wounded deer coming in.
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Three.
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Excuse me,
you can't be back here.
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I'm a certified horse surgeon,
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and this deer
needs medical attention.
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- Nurse, please move that snake.
- That's my nurse.
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And as a horse surgeon,
I'm sure that you know
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that deer have much smaller,
much more intricate organs.
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As a vet, I'm sure you know
that a deer
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is closer to a horse
than you are to a doctor.
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So let's save the measuring
for when our dicks are out.
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- It's time to save a life!
- Geez.
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That's odd.
This deer's wounded.
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Uh, yeah, I was there.
You don't have to rub it in.
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I mean it's been shot
with a gun.
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My gun.
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May I help you, sir?
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No, but you can stop
helping this deer.
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I shot it before these two
hit it with their car,
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and I followed them
when they hauled it off.
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This deer belongs to me.
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We don't have time
for this, okay?
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I need anaesthetic
and deer saline.
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Look, I don't know what
the law says about this,
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but I took an oath that I would
let no animal come to harm.
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Except when sterilizing,
aborting, or euthanizing them,
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or also when eating them
at also any meal.
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I'm calling my lawyer.
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I hope for all our sakes you're as
bad a surgeon as I am a hunter.
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In your dreams, bitch.
Scalpel.
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So, in conclusion,
you're both equally mercurial,
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overly sensitive, clingy,
hysterical, bird-brained homunculi.
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And I honestly can't even tell the
two of you apart half the time
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because I don't go
by height or age,
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I go by amount of pain in my ass,
which makes you both identical.
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All right, everything resolved?
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Everybody nice and certain about
their position in my world.
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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All right, perfect.
Sit still.
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Arms down.
I'm gonna do this again.
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This time be like grandpa.
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You mean drunk?
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What's that?
You got something to say?
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- No.
- And away we go!
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And away we go!
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- Huh, that's weird.
- Huh, that's weird.
238
00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:13,119
- Oh, my God.
- What?
239
00:09:13,121 --> 00:09:14,620
- Oh, my God.
- What?
240
00:09:14,622 --> 00:09:16,122
- The son of a bitch is gonna kill me!
- What?!
241
00:09:16,124 --> 00:09:18,090
- The son of a bitch is gonna kill me!
- What?!
242
00:09:18,092 --> 00:09:19,425
Diabolical, unfeeling sociopath.
243
00:09:19,427 --> 00:09:20,926
- Don't you get it?!
- Don't you get it?!
244
00:09:20,928 --> 00:09:23,129
The other Rick isn't trying
to merge us anymore.
245
00:09:23,131 --> 00:09:25,931
He thinks he can save his own skin
by using the crystal to kill me.
246
00:09:25,933 --> 00:09:27,867
He probably figures
it's easier
247
00:09:27,869 --> 00:09:30,302
to eliminate one of the possibilities
rather than merge them.
248
00:09:30,304 --> 00:09:31,537
I have to admit,
249
00:09:31,539 --> 00:09:33,372
it was always in the back
of my mind, too.
250
00:09:33,374 --> 00:09:35,307
The difference is
I would never do it, until now.
251
00:09:35,309 --> 00:09:37,710
- Rick, what the hell are you doing?
- Saving our lives!
252
00:09:37,712 --> 00:09:40,379
After he takes me out, he's...
He's gonna be coming for you.
253
00:09:40,381 --> 00:09:41,580
- Who?
- Me!
254
00:09:41,582 --> 00:09:42,715
Aah!
255
00:09:42,717 --> 00:09:44,416
- Whoa!
- You see that? Get down!
256
00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:46,485
I told you, he's a psycho.
He's lost it!
257
00:09:46,487 --> 00:09:48,587
Th-th-th-the time fracture
must have made him crazy!
258
00:09:48,589 --> 00:09:50,256
- I don't know what to do!
- Oh, crap!
259
00:09:50,258 --> 00:09:51,957
I don't know what to do!
260
00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:55,261
Oh, God,
now there's three of them.
261
00:09:55,263 --> 00:09:57,229
We're outnumbered.
Get in the cupboards.
262
00:09:57,231 --> 00:09:58,430
Wait, don't...
don't do that.
263
00:09:58,432 --> 00:09:59,932
They'll know.
Wait, wait.
264
00:09:59,934 --> 00:10:02,168
Think about getting in
the cupboards, but don't really.
265
00:10:03,938 --> 00:10:06,238
Is this what you want,
you sick [bleep]?!
266
00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:07,807
You want to see children die?!
267
00:10:07,809 --> 00:10:08,908
You son of a bitch.
268
00:10:08,910 --> 00:10:11,410
You don't stop living
until I say so!
269
00:10:11,412 --> 00:10:12,444
Michael.
270
00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:13,913
- Who's this now?
- My lawyer.
271
00:10:13,915 --> 00:10:16,415
I'm here to notify you, ma'am,
that in this county,
272
00:10:16,417 --> 00:10:17,983
any deer shot by a hunter
273
00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:20,319
is that hunter's property
regardless of how far it runs
274
00:10:20,321 --> 00:10:22,188
or who intercepts it
before it dies.
275
00:10:22,190 --> 00:10:23,455
It's called Brad's law.
276
00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:24,924
We can't make you
stop the surgery,
277
00:10:24,926 --> 00:10:27,326
but at this point,
you're performing it on venison.
278
00:10:27,328 --> 00:10:29,662
Actually,
I've decided not to eat it.
279
00:10:29,664 --> 00:10:33,165
All this fear and conflict...
I'm sure it's ruined the meat.
280
00:10:33,167 --> 00:10:35,601
I'm just gonna use the head
for my rec-room wall.
281
00:10:35,603 --> 00:10:37,102
She normally works on horses.
282
00:10:37,104 --> 00:10:40,172
Jerry, if you're not gonna help,
get the [bleep] out of here.
283
00:10:40,174 --> 00:10:44,109
I will reach into heaven and yank
your screaming deer soul back!
284
00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:45,945
Jesus.
285
00:10:45,947 --> 00:10:47,213
Shh, shh!
286
00:10:47,215 --> 00:10:49,114
I know where you are,
you creepy old monster.
287
00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:50,449
I know how you think.
288
00:10:50,451 --> 00:10:52,451
Oh, is there where
you think I'm going?
289
00:10:52,453 --> 00:10:53,986
You think I'm standing here?
290
00:10:53,988 --> 00:10:55,221
Well, maybe you're right.
291
00:10:56,657 --> 00:10:58,157
Holy [bleep] now what?
292
00:10:58,159 --> 00:11:00,192
Well, if all of me
knocked out all the Ricks,
293
00:11:00,194 --> 00:11:01,560
and you peed
in all of your pants,
294
00:11:01,562 --> 00:11:03,462
doesn't that mean
that we're all synchronized?
295
00:11:03,464 --> 00:11:04,964
- Right.
- Okay.
296
00:11:04,966 --> 00:11:07,633
So, from now on, whatever we do,
we have to be certain.
297
00:11:07,635 --> 00:11:08,868
Right.
298
00:11:08,870 --> 00:11:11,737
I think I'm certain
we're effed in the "a".
299
00:11:14,309 --> 00:11:15,842
Oh, God, my head.
300
00:11:15,844 --> 00:11:17,377
What did you guys do?
301
00:11:17,379 --> 00:11:20,513
We put you in a dog crate
because you were acting crazy
302
00:11:20,515 --> 00:11:22,582
and you caused
another time fracture.
303
00:11:22,584 --> 00:11:23,784
You tried to kill yourself.
304
00:11:23,785 --> 00:11:25,018
O-only in self-defense.
305
00:11:25,020 --> 00:11:26,419
Myself tried to kill me first.
306
00:11:26,421 --> 00:11:28,688
Guys, I don't expect you
to understand this,
307
00:11:28,690 --> 00:11:30,523
but time breaking twice
means our problem is
308
00:11:30,525 --> 00:11:33,293
two times bigger and we've got
half as much time to solve it.
309
00:11:33,295 --> 00:11:35,595
Well, actually, I do expect you
to understand that.
310
00:11:35,597 --> 00:11:38,064
It's basic math. C-can somebody
just let me out of here?
311
00:11:38,066 --> 00:11:39,699
If I die in a cage,
I lose a bet.
312
00:11:39,701 --> 00:11:41,234
Well, is there some way
you can prove
313
00:11:41,236 --> 00:11:43,136
you're not a threat to yourself
and others anymore?
314
00:11:43,138 --> 00:11:44,871
Oh, for God's sake.
All right, here.
315
00:11:44,873 --> 00:11:46,940
- Give me the time crystal.
- Wh-what are you doing?
316
00:11:46,942 --> 00:11:49,109
Calling myself.
Here, listen.
317
00:11:49,111 --> 00:11:50,677
It'll probably go
to voice-mail
318
00:11:50,679 --> 00:11:52,145
since, you know,
I'm calling myself.
319
00:11:52,147 --> 00:11:55,282
- Hello, Rick here.
- Don't fall for it. It's a bit.
320
00:11:55,284 --> 00:11:58,151
Just kidding! Ha, ha!
You just got ricked.
321
00:11:58,153 --> 00:12:00,121
- You've reached Rick's voice-mail.
- You know what to do.
322
00:12:00,223 --> 00:12:01,789
Hey, Rick. It's Rick.
323
00:12:01,791 --> 00:12:03,491
Listen, I'm sorry about earlier.
No hard feelings.
324
00:12:03,493 --> 00:12:05,493
I know you know I mean it, too.
Take it easy.
325
00:12:05,895 --> 00:12:07,328
Whoa, damn! Look at this.
326
00:12:07,330 --> 00:12:09,663
I'm blowing up...
Three new voicemails.
327
00:12:10,565 --> 00:12:11,764
Hey, Rick. It's Rick.
328
00:12:11,766 --> 00:12:13,066
Listen, I'm sorry about earlier.
329
00:12:13,068 --> 00:12:14,667
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I heard this one.
330
00:12:14,669 --> 00:12:16,002
Hey, Rick. It's Rick.
331
00:12:16,004 --> 00:12:17,504
Hey, Rick, it's...
You get the idea.
332
00:12:17,506 --> 00:12:19,139
W-we're cool now.
333
00:12:19,141 --> 00:12:20,974
Okay, well, we're still not
gonna let you out of this crate.
334
00:12:20,976 --> 00:12:22,408
Fine. I'll just do it myself.
335
00:12:22,410 --> 00:12:24,844
If you could get out that whole
time, why didn't you?
336
00:12:24,846 --> 00:12:26,646
Because I waited
until I was certain
337
00:12:26,648 --> 00:12:28,148
it was what I wanted
to do, Morty.
338
00:12:28,150 --> 00:12:30,083
That's the difference
between you and me.
339
00:12:30,085 --> 00:12:31,317
I'm certain, and you're
340
00:12:31,319 --> 00:12:33,820
a walking burlap sack filled
with turds.
341
00:12:33,822 --> 00:12:35,155
You know, geez, Rick!
342
00:12:35,157 --> 00:12:36,789
Y-y-you're really tearing
into me right now.
343
00:12:36,791 --> 00:12:38,358
You know, words hurt.
344
00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:39,659
- Holy!
- A monster!
345
00:12:39,661 --> 00:12:41,594
Hey, you... hey, quit yelling.
346
00:12:41,596 --> 00:12:43,830
Quit yelling.
What the [bleep]
347
00:12:43,832 --> 00:12:45,665
Your time is all ripped up
to hell!
348
00:12:45,667 --> 00:12:47,667
You broke your time twice.
349
00:12:47,669 --> 00:12:49,669
How did this happen?
350
00:12:51,173 --> 00:12:53,706
Shut the [bleep] up.
Oh, damn.
351
00:12:53,708 --> 00:12:55,475
I'm from the fourth dimension.
352
00:12:55,477 --> 00:12:56,843
I can hear all of y'all.
353
00:12:56,845 --> 00:12:59,045
Now let's just see what we got
here for a second.
354
00:12:59,047 --> 00:13:00,848
Hey, damn it.
355
00:13:00,849 --> 00:13:02,882
Were you trying
to use this to...
356
00:13:02,884 --> 00:13:05,852
Oh, see, you broke time,
and you thought you could
357
00:13:05,854 --> 00:13:07,854
just stick it back together
with this?
358
00:13:07,856 --> 00:13:09,489
How you think
you gonna move time
359
00:13:09,491 --> 00:13:10,890
while you're standing in it,
360
00:13:10,892 --> 00:13:12,692
you dumb-ass three-dimensional
monkey-ass dummies?
361
00:13:12,694 --> 00:13:13,960
Oh, way to go, Rick.
362
00:13:13,962 --> 00:13:15,328
Yeah, grandpa, way to go.
363
00:13:15,330 --> 00:13:17,197
What, you're just gonna listen
to this guy now?
364
00:13:17,199 --> 00:13:19,399
He's got a giant testicle
for a head.
365
00:13:19,401 --> 00:13:20,667
He came here in a bubble.
366
00:13:20,669 --> 00:13:24,070
For all we know, he could be the
David Berkowitz of nutsackland.
367
00:13:24,072 --> 00:13:26,239
Shut up.
Here, put these on.
368
00:13:26,241 --> 00:13:28,074
They'll sync
your possibilities up
369
00:13:28,076 --> 00:13:30,143
so I can bring you back
to certain time.
370
00:13:30,145 --> 00:13:32,312
Y'all are just...
Just... just negligent.
371
00:13:32,314 --> 00:13:34,147
See, now...
Now look right here.
372
00:13:34,149 --> 00:13:36,049
Hey, hey, hey, the three of you,
put your collars on.
373
00:13:36,051 --> 00:13:37,750
- We have them on.
- What are you talking about?
374
00:13:37,752 --> 00:13:39,152
- Uh, we did.
- We're not wearing collars.
375
00:13:39,154 --> 00:13:40,987
Exactly.
'Cause you're being obstinate.
376
00:13:40,989 --> 00:13:42,388
What?
377
00:13:42,390 --> 00:13:44,357
Put the damn collars on
if you want to live.
378
00:13:44,359 --> 00:13:46,326
- They're on right now.
- We did. They're on.
379
00:13:46,328 --> 00:13:48,494
All right, fine.
Summer, Morty, put them on.
380
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:53,032
- Yes, we're back!
- No more cats!
381
00:13:53,034 --> 00:13:54,901
- We're back in certain time.
- Problem solved.
382
00:13:54,903 --> 00:13:56,169
No more cats!
Oh, you did it!
383
00:13:56,171 --> 00:13:58,104
- You fixed it.
- Yeah, I did.
384
00:13:58,106 --> 00:13:59,706
Now keep those
collars on so you
385
00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:01,241
don't break
your weak-ass time again.
386
00:14:01,243 --> 00:14:03,276
How long, exactly, do we have
to wear these things?
387
00:14:03,278 --> 00:14:04,744
They're really embarrassing.
388
00:14:04,746 --> 00:14:07,013
Well, since you're going
to time prison,
389
00:14:07,015 --> 00:14:09,115
I'd say you can
keep them on forever.
390
00:14:09,117 --> 00:14:11,050
- Time prison?
- Yeah.
391
00:14:11,052 --> 00:14:13,052
Well, I don't know where you
expect me to think
392
00:14:13,054 --> 00:14:14,420
you got
that crystal over there,
393
00:14:14,422 --> 00:14:18,358
but the only way your dumb-ass
assin' ass asses
394
00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:21,227
could ever have on
is if it was stolen.
395
00:14:21,229 --> 00:14:23,763
You stole a time-freezing
crystal from testicle monsters?!
396
00:14:23,765 --> 00:14:26,432
I would've been happy to pay
for it, s... Summer,
397
00:14:26,434 --> 00:14:28,468
but they don't exactly sell them
at Costco.
398
00:14:28,470 --> 00:14:31,304
Besides, there's a larger lesson
to be learned here. Get him!
399
00:14:31,306 --> 00:14:32,939
No, no, no, no!
You better keep back!
400
00:14:32,941 --> 00:14:34,407
Man, this will turn your ass
401
00:14:34,409 --> 00:14:36,743
into a third-trimester fetus
from 30 yards.
402
00:14:39,247 --> 00:14:40,647
Mm.
403
00:14:40,649 --> 00:14:43,283
Isn't there a kitten somewhere
that needs a manicure?
404
00:14:43,285 --> 00:14:45,785
That's right, Mrs. Smith.
Give in to your anger.
405
00:14:45,787 --> 00:14:47,920
Neglect that deer.
406
00:14:47,922 --> 00:14:49,822
Honey, it's gonna be okay.
407
00:14:49,824 --> 00:14:51,791
These men are
from the Cervine Institute
408
00:14:51,793 --> 00:14:53,293
of elk, moose, deer, and stag.
409
00:14:53,295 --> 00:14:55,295
They can take this deer
to a helicopter
410
00:14:55,297 --> 00:14:57,430
and fly it to the country's
top deer surgeon
411
00:14:57,432 --> 00:14:59,799
on a wildlife reserve
across the state border.
412
00:14:59,801 --> 00:15:02,335
Where your jurisdiction ends.
413
00:15:03,805 --> 00:15:05,738
I guess that's the end of that.
414
00:15:05,740 --> 00:15:07,307
There is just one more thing.
415
00:15:07,309 --> 00:15:09,942
According to this state's
veterinarian statute,
416
00:15:09,944 --> 00:15:11,811
this animal
can't be transferred
417
00:15:11,813 --> 00:15:13,913
until the current
attending physician
418
00:15:13,915 --> 00:15:18,284
verbally confirms their inability
to provide adequate care.
419
00:15:18,286 --> 00:15:20,486
You heard the man,
horse doctor.
420
00:15:20,488 --> 00:15:24,324
You have to say
you couldn't hack it.
421
00:15:24,326 --> 00:15:26,993
We did it!
422
00:15:26,995 --> 00:15:28,928
Uh-huh. No, mother... no.
Earth, dude.
423
00:15:28,930 --> 00:15:31,264
No, I'm talking about...
Yeah, with the dinosaurs.
424
00:15:31,266 --> 00:15:33,933
No, if you get to the dolphin
people, you gone too far.
425
00:15:33,935 --> 00:15:36,102
All right, man,
I'll talk to you later. Okay.
426
00:15:36,104 --> 00:15:37,503
You know what they do
427
00:15:37,505 --> 00:15:39,439
to third-dimensional life forms
in time prison?
428
00:15:39,441 --> 00:15:41,808
Same thing they do in every
other prison, only forever.
429
00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:43,176
Why are you doing this?
430
00:15:43,178 --> 00:15:45,345
You think I want to be
an omniscient immortal being
431
00:15:45,347 --> 00:15:47,513
transcending time and space
my whole life?
432
00:15:47,515 --> 00:15:48,548
I got ambitions, man.
433
00:15:48,550 --> 00:15:50,450
Bringing you guys in
is my ticket up.
434
00:15:50,452 --> 00:15:54,854
What if I told you there's a
huge ticket up right behind you?
435
00:15:54,856 --> 00:15:57,690
- You really think I'm that stupid?
- All right, hear me out on this.
436
00:15:57,692 --> 00:15:59,559
You're immortal, right, which
means your life is infinite.
437
00:15:59,561 --> 00:16:01,561
Okay, well, then that means
there's a 100% chance
438
00:16:01,563 --> 00:16:03,196
that you'll
eventually do everything,
439
00:16:03,198 --> 00:16:05,698
including turning around
to look behind you.
440
00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:06,866
I cannot argue that.
441
00:16:06,868 --> 00:16:08,469
Aaah!
442
00:16:08,470 --> 00:16:10,970
Oh, God, gross and weird!
443
00:16:10,972 --> 00:16:13,139
Chris!
444
00:16:13,141 --> 00:16:14,507
You killed my gun!
445
00:16:14,509 --> 00:16:16,142
Summer, Morty,
take off your collars.
446
00:16:16,144 --> 00:16:17,643
- What?
- What the hell are you doing?
447
00:16:17,645 --> 00:16:22,248
Good question. I suppose
the answer is I'm not certain.
448
00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:23,883
Oh, no, what are you doing?
449
00:16:23,885 --> 00:16:25,651
- I have no idea.
- I'm not sure.
450
00:16:25,653 --> 00:16:27,086
Stop it!
451
00:16:27,088 --> 00:16:29,555
Maybe I will, maybe I won't.
452
00:16:29,557 --> 00:16:31,858
I'm really uncertain
about everything,
453
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:33,159
even kicking your ass.
454
00:16:33,161 --> 00:16:34,527
List... hey!
Tw... ow!
455
00:16:34,529 --> 00:16:36,562
But these arms are vestigial!
456
00:16:36,564 --> 00:16:38,564
Now, you poked me where
an eye would've been
457
00:16:38,566 --> 00:16:40,166
about 6 million years ago.
458
00:16:40,168 --> 00:16:42,168
Come on, let's help grandpa.
459
00:16:42,170 --> 00:16:44,604
Yes! I'm 100%
not sure about anything!
460
00:16:44,606 --> 00:16:46,339
Yeah, totally uncertain.
461
00:16:46,341 --> 00:16:48,174
Beat his ass!
Get him! Beat him up!
462
00:16:48,176 --> 00:16:50,610
- Kick his ass, Rick!
- Die, mother[bleep]!
463
00:16:50,612 --> 00:16:52,011
Ow! I'm defeated.
464
00:16:52,013 --> 00:16:54,013
- What's happening?
- Time is falling apart.
465
00:16:54,015 --> 00:16:55,548
We've got to get back
to certainty quick.
466
00:16:55,550 --> 00:16:56,883
Give me your collars.
467
00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:58,918
Oh, man. Don't you have to fix,
like, 30 of them?
468
00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:00,286
Morty, I have to fix three
of them.
469
00:17:00,288 --> 00:17:01,854
And then there's 31
other versions of me
470
00:17:01,856 --> 00:17:04,524
that have to also fix three,
for a total of 96.
471
00:17:04,526 --> 00:17:06,926
I'm not an idiot.
I know how to be decisive.
472
00:17:06,928 --> 00:17:08,861
- Now hand me that flat-head screwdriver.
- Now hand me that Phillips screwdriver.
473
00:17:08,863 --> 00:17:10,930
- Actually, make it a flat-head.
- Actually, make it a Phillips.
474
00:17:10,932 --> 00:17:12,532
Oh, shit.
475
00:17:12,534 --> 00:17:15,968
Look, I know I was
kind of a nuisance today.
476
00:17:15,970 --> 00:17:17,603
I know it's my fault
we hit the deer.
477
00:17:17,605 --> 00:17:20,039
And I know you wanted
to be the one to save it.
478
00:17:20,041 --> 00:17:21,541
Whatever.
479
00:17:21,543 --> 00:17:23,976
How petty would I have to be
to care less
480
00:17:23,978 --> 00:17:26,145
about an animal's life
than my own ego?
481
00:17:26,147 --> 00:17:29,248
Well, you'd have
to be pretty petty.
482
00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:31,617
But you'd still be
the woman I married.
483
00:17:31,619 --> 00:17:33,820
Where are we going?
484
00:17:33,822 --> 00:17:36,055
One last stop.
485
00:17:38,626 --> 00:17:40,593
Where's the helicopter?
486
00:17:40,595 --> 00:17:42,094
There is no helicopter.
487
00:17:42,096 --> 00:17:44,464
And there is
no Cervine Institute.
488
00:17:44,466 --> 00:17:46,232
But the top deer surgeon...
489
00:17:46,234 --> 00:17:47,433
I'm looking at her.
490
00:17:47,435 --> 00:17:48,968
Thanks for teeing me
up like that.
491
00:17:48,970 --> 00:17:50,503
You better get moving.
492
00:17:50,505 --> 00:17:52,438
These lights are designed
for basic ice-cream work.
493
00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:53,840
They're not gonna last
all night.
494
00:17:53,842 --> 00:17:55,608
I need five minutes.
495
00:18:25,540 --> 00:18:29,976
Jerry, this was the most
romantic weekend I've ever had.
496
00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:32,211
Thanks to cold stone creamery.
497
00:18:32,213 --> 00:18:34,113
You're welcome.
498
00:18:34,115 --> 00:18:35,648
Okay, collars are done.
Put them on.
499
00:18:35,650 --> 00:18:38,117
We're out of time.
It's ironic, huh?
500
00:18:39,787 --> 00:18:41,387
Huh? Wait a minute.
501
00:18:41,389 --> 00:18:42,889
- Great.
- Rick!
502
00:18:42,891 --> 00:18:44,123
What's going on?
503
00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:45,491
The collar.
Oh, the latch is broken.
504
00:18:45,493 --> 00:18:46,859
It won't latch closed
around my neck.
505
00:18:46,861 --> 00:18:48,995
- Oh, are you kidding me?
- Geez, what's going on?
506
00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:50,363
How come our collars
aren't green?
507
00:18:50,365 --> 00:18:51,998
Obviously because someone
doesn't know how to put
508
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,133
his collar on, and one of me
is stuck trying to help him.
509
00:18:54,135 --> 00:18:56,636
Don't blame this on me. You're the
one that couldn't fix a latch.
510
00:18:56,638 --> 00:18:58,504
What are you talking about?
It's not broken, Morty.
511
00:18:58,506 --> 00:18:59,539
I fixed it.
Just put it on.
512
00:18:59,541 --> 00:19:01,307
It won't close.
It's broken.
513
00:19:01,309 --> 00:19:03,042
Fine, bring it here.
514
00:19:03,044 --> 00:19:04,677
Oh!
515
00:19:04,679 --> 00:19:06,145
- Rick!
- Morty!
516
00:19:07,482 --> 00:19:09,048
Oh, really, Morty?
Well, I'm sorry.
517
00:19:09,050 --> 00:19:11,651
I'm not the one who's so [bleep]
uncertain about everything.
518
00:19:11,653 --> 00:19:13,319
You know what
I'm certain of, Rick?
519
00:19:13,321 --> 00:19:14,987
I've really made up
my mind about this.
520
00:19:14,989 --> 00:19:16,422
I never want to see you again!
521
00:19:16,424 --> 00:19:18,891
You're never gonna see anything
again, you little dummy!
522
00:19:18,893 --> 00:19:20,059
You killed us!
523
00:19:20,061 --> 00:19:22,828
God damn it.
524
00:19:22,830 --> 00:19:23,330
♪♪
525
00:19:27,602 --> 00:19:29,068
Rick! Oh!
526
00:19:29,070 --> 00:19:30,570
Morty, where's your collar?
I'll fix it.
527
00:19:30,572 --> 00:19:32,738
I dropped it.
528
00:19:34,008 --> 00:19:36,842
What the hell?
What have you done to me, Morty?
529
00:19:38,246 --> 00:19:40,746
I'm okay with this.
Be good, Morty.
530
00:19:40,748 --> 00:19:43,483
Be better than me.
531
00:19:44,285 --> 00:19:45,952
Oh [bleep] the other collar!
532
00:19:45,954 --> 00:19:48,287
I'm not okay with this.
I am not okay with this!
533
00:19:48,289 --> 00:19:49,755
Oh, sweet Jesus,
please let me live.
534
00:19:49,757 --> 00:19:52,091
Oh, my God, I have to...
I've got to fix this thing.
535
00:19:52,093 --> 00:19:53,960
Please, God in heaven.
Please, God.
536
00:19:53,962 --> 00:19:55,261
Oh, lord, hear my prayers.
537
00:19:55,263 --> 00:19:57,263
Yes!
[Bleep] you, God!
538
00:19:57,265 --> 00:19:58,864
Not today, bitch!
539
00:19:58,866 --> 00:20:02,068
Please, God, if there's a hell,
please be merciful to me.
540
00:20:03,705 --> 00:20:06,205
Yes, I did it!
There is no God!
541
00:20:06,207 --> 00:20:07,773
In your face!
542
00:20:07,775 --> 00:20:09,241
One dot, mother[bleep]!
543
00:20:09,243 --> 00:20:11,577
- Yes!
- Oh, yes!
544
00:20:11,579 --> 00:20:13,279
All right, you know
what I'm talking about.
545
00:20:13,281 --> 00:20:14,714
- Oh, that was a close call.
- Oh, yeah!
546
00:20:14,716 --> 00:20:16,282
I'm gonna do
the cabbage patch, Morty.
547
00:20:16,284 --> 00:20:17,550
- Oh, yeah, do it.
- Check me out.
548
00:20:17,552 --> 00:20:18,784
I'm doing the cabbage patch.
549
00:20:18,786 --> 00:20:20,386
- Do it right.
- I'm doing it, too.
550
00:20:20,388 --> 00:20:21,787
- Do the cabbage patch.
- It's a classic dance.
551
00:20:21,789 --> 00:20:23,623
- Do it. Do the dance.
- Oh [bleep] look at that.
552
00:20:23,625 --> 00:20:25,758
Hey, wait a second, how come you
guys took longer to get here?
553
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:29,061
I don't know. I think, like,
1/64 of my collars didn't work.
554
00:20:29,063 --> 00:20:30,496
It's hard to keep straight now
555
00:20:30,498 --> 00:20:32,999
that I have 63 other memories
of everything.
556
00:20:33,001 --> 00:20:34,233
Yeah.
557
00:20:34,235 --> 00:20:36,002
But I feel like one
of the 64 Ricks,
558
00:20:36,004 --> 00:20:37,503
like, sacrificed
himself for me?
559
00:20:37,505 --> 00:20:40,006
- Maybe? I think?
- Shut up, Morty.
560
00:20:40,008 --> 00:20:42,808
The last time you felt
something, we all almost died.
561
00:20:42,810 --> 00:20:44,076
You little piece of shit.
562
00:20:44,078 --> 00:20:45,444
Hey, guys, we're home.
563
00:20:45,446 --> 00:20:46,812
Mom! Dad!
564
00:20:46,814 --> 00:20:48,347
Uh, hold the phone.
565
00:20:48,349 --> 00:20:50,783
Where did you guys
get those necklaces from?
566
00:20:50,785 --> 00:20:53,319
Uh, Lady Gaga, table for three.
Am I right?
567
00:20:53,321 --> 00:20:55,521
Are you guys Power Rangers,
568
00:20:55,523 --> 00:20:57,256
but only on one small part
of your necks?
569
00:20:57,258 --> 00:20:58,691
Hey, do those things
need batteries?
570
00:20:58,693 --> 00:21:00,526
Were they included?
Cleanup in the fruit aisle.
571
00:21:00,528 --> 00:21:02,528
Not in a homophobic way, though.
572
00:21:02,530 --> 00:21:04,025
They're just fruity necklaces
is what I was saying.
573
00:21:04,050 --> 00:21:04,830
I'm gonna pee my pants!
574
00:21:04,832 --> 00:21:07,333
- Somebody call the planet of "tron"!
- Doesn't feel so good, does it?
575
00:21:07,335 --> 00:21:10,169
- We have three "tron" people over here.
- No, it doesn't. It hurts.
576
00:21:10,171 --> 00:21:12,271
Seriously, are these
Halloween costumes?
577
00:21:12,273 --> 00:21:13,673
Are you going as motorcycles
578
00:21:13,675 --> 00:21:16,142
with green headlights
instead of normal ones?
579
00:21:16,144 --> 00:21:18,044
Are you dogs?
Robot dogs?
580
00:21:18,046 --> 00:21:19,679
Gosh, you guys are lame.
581
00:21:19,681 --> 00:21:21,814
Are those chokers from the '90s?
582
00:21:21,816 --> 00:21:24,183
What is this,
a '90s nostalgia thing?
583
00:21:24,185 --> 00:21:28,454
Are you guys in that movie
"The Craft" with Fairuza Balk?
584
00:21:32,582 --> 00:21:38,582
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585
00:22:04,492 --> 00:22:06,592
Hey, man,
when the hell were you?
586
00:22:06,594 --> 00:22:09,729
- Looking for you, asshole.
- I told you past the dinosaurs.
587
00:22:09,731 --> 00:22:12,198
You know how much time
is past the dinosaurs?
588
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:13,399
Half of all time!
589
00:22:13,401 --> 00:22:14,533
Come on, man.
It's this way.
590
00:22:14,535 --> 00:22:15,735
- Come on.
- Give me that thing.
591
00:22:15,737 --> 00:22:17,369
Speed it up.
He can't be this far back.
592
00:22:17,371 --> 00:22:19,172
No, no, there he is.
There he is. There he is.
593
00:22:19,173 --> 00:22:20,506
There he is.
Stop, stop.
594
00:22:20,508 --> 00:22:21,941
- So, that's the guy, huh?
- Yeah, that's him.
595
00:22:21,943 --> 00:22:23,676
Hey, man.
Remember me?
596
00:22:23,678 --> 00:22:25,411
I got something for your ass.
597
00:22:25,413 --> 00:22:27,346
Don't... mess... with time!
598
00:22:27,348 --> 00:22:29,415
You don't [bleep] with time!
599
00:22:29,417 --> 00:22:31,951
Mother[bleep]!
600
00:22:35,590 --> 00:22:38,224
I will mess with time.
601
00:22:38,226 --> 00:22:41,127
I will mess with time.
602
00:22:42,563 --> 00:22:43,929
Did you get any of that?
603
00:22:43,931 --> 00:22:46,365
It's a good show.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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