1 00:00:02,500 --> 00:00:04,812 So, Jessica, I heard you broke up with Brad. 2 00:00:04,860 --> 00:00:06,913 Who are you gonna date now that you can date anyone? 3 00:00:06,961 --> 00:00:07,975 I don't know. 4 00:00:08,023 --> 00:00:11,374 I mean, obviously if someone special comes along... 5 00:00:11,585 --> 00:00:13,569 Bu-But I mean really special, like, 6 00:00:13,663 --> 00:00:15,935 nothing I've even remotely considered in the past. 7 00:00:15,983 --> 00:00:17,774 - Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit. - I want that kind of love like 8 00:00:17,821 --> 00:00:19,202 - that docking kind of love. - Oh, yeah. 9 00:00:19,249 --> 00:00:21,959 Like, penis in the foreskin kind of love... 10 00:00:22,007 --> 00:00:24,499 - Mm-hmm... - just, like, warm, just like... 11 00:00:26,333 --> 00:00:27,418 He-e-aw... 12 00:00:30,303 --> 00:00:31,466 Everybody off. 13 00:00:31,514 --> 00:00:32,550 Morty, I need your help. 14 00:00:32,598 --> 00:00:34,583 W-W-W-We... We need to go on a quick adventure. 15 00:00:34,631 --> 00:00:36,105 You said I could go to school today. 16 00:00:36,153 --> 00:00:38,254 No. That was before I needed something, Morty. 17 00:00:38,302 --> 00:00:40,488 There's a plasma shard in the Abadango Cluster. 18 00:00:40,536 --> 00:00:42,980 A princess has it. If I get it, I'll be awesome. 19 00:00:43,028 --> 00:00:45,511 We've been going non-stop, Rick. It's not healthy. 20 00:00:45,559 --> 00:00:47,018 You know, these are my teenage years. 21 00:00:47,066 --> 00:00:49,090 I-I just found out Jessica's single. 22 00:00:49,138 --> 00:00:52,138 Oh, that's... Wow, Morty. Wow. What an exciting life you lead. 23 00:00:52,613 --> 00:00:54,559 Let's go. In and out, 20 minutes adventure. 24 00:00:55,692 --> 00:00:58,696 - They're on our tail! - Steady, Morty. Five cetons. 25 00:00:58,746 --> 00:01:02,130 ♪♪ 26 00:01:04,388 --> 00:01:06,497 Steady, God damn it! Two cetons. 27 00:01:07,316 --> 00:01:08,503 Wha! 28 00:01:12,751 --> 00:01:14,008 Fire! 29 00:01:16,479 --> 00:01:17,910 Pull up, Morty, pull up! Pull up! 30 00:01:26,364 --> 00:01:31,136 ♪♪ Triumphant music plays... 31 00:01:49,964 --> 00:01:52,153 Oh, 32 00:01:52,208 --> 00:01:53,410 Oh! 33 00:01:53,458 --> 00:01:55,528 Ahh! Ahh! 34 00:01:55,645 --> 00:01:57,692 I can't do this anymore! 35 00:01:57,762 --> 00:02:00,581 That was seriously up. We almost died. 36 00:02:00,629 --> 00:02:03,635 - So you agree? yes! - That w... T-This was insane! 37 00:02:03,683 --> 00:02:04,786 That was pure luck. 38 00:02:04,834 --> 00:02:07,395 I was not in control of that situation at all. 39 00:02:11,590 --> 00:02:13,574 - Look at this, Morty. - Look at my hand. 40 00:02:13,622 --> 00:02:16,536 Look at this shit. Why do you keep doing this to us? 41 00:02:16,591 --> 00:02:18,363 - I don't know, Morty. - Maybe I hate myself, 42 00:02:18,426 --> 00:02:19,691 maybe I think I deserve to die. 43 00:02:19,739 --> 00:02:21,262 I-I-I-I don't... I don't know! 44 00:02:24,934 --> 00:02:26,395 We need a vacation. 45 00:02:26,573 --> 00:02:30,426 ♪♪ 46 00:02:30,473 --> 00:02:34,254 ♪♪ 47 00:02:34,547 --> 00:02:38,333 ♪♪ 48 00:02:38,380 --> 00:02:42,200 ♪♪ 49 00:02:42,476 --> 00:02:46,176 ♪♪ 50 00:02:46,223 --> 00:02:50,051 ♪♪ 51 00:02:50,259 --> 00:02:53,981 ♪♪ 52 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:58,222 ♪♪ *RICK AND MORTY* Season 03 Episode 06 Title: "Rest and Ricklaxation" 53 00:02:58,438 --> 00:03:01,781 ♪♪ Relaxing music plays... Sync corrections by srjanapala 54 00:03:01,828 --> 00:03:04,453 ♪♪ 55 00:03:04,833 --> 00:03:06,622 - Isn't that something? - You were right... 56 00:03:06,670 --> 00:03:08,231 Best day spa in the galaxy. 57 00:03:08,294 --> 00:03:09,387 It's not even cruel, either. 58 00:03:09,435 --> 00:03:11,387 These things are just doing what they do in the wild... 59 00:03:11,434 --> 00:03:13,097 It loves swallowing stressed-out creatures 60 00:03:13,145 --> 00:03:14,692 for 20 minutes and then puking them up. 61 00:03:14,754 --> 00:03:17,021 My whole body's like a baby's ass. 62 00:03:17,325 --> 00:03:19,059 Complimentary psychological detox? 63 00:03:19,107 --> 00:03:20,802 Removes all your cognitive toxins, 64 00:03:21,099 --> 00:03:22,245 purifies your system. 65 00:03:22,293 --> 00:03:23,995 Oof, this guy on commission or something? 66 00:03:24,043 --> 00:03:25,784 I don't think... Are you on commission? 67 00:03:25,832 --> 00:03:27,748 We're not on commission. We get paid by the hour. 68 00:03:27,795 --> 00:03:29,173 There's no incentive really... 69 00:03:29,221 --> 00:03:30,348 Oh, my God. Okay, listen... 70 00:03:30,396 --> 00:03:31,695 W-W-W-We'll try the machine, 71 00:03:31,743 --> 00:03:33,497 but... but I'd like you to try something. 72 00:03:33,565 --> 00:03:36,363 Try swallowing the giant ball of snot 73 00:03:36,426 --> 00:03:38,527 that's dangling around in the back of your throat. 74 00:03:38,575 --> 00:03:39,578 It's disgusting. 75 00:03:39,625 --> 00:03:40,730 Nobody wants to hear that. 76 00:03:42,433 --> 00:03:44,660 - That's what you do. - Okay, Rick, come on. Enough. 77 00:03:44,769 --> 00:03:47,144 Man, did you hear me bite that guy's head off? 78 00:03:47,231 --> 00:03:48,739 Geez, I really need to chill. 79 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:50,178 Maybe you should go through twice. 80 00:03:50,225 --> 00:03:52,903 All right, mister comedy man, you don't have to bust my balls. 81 00:03:52,951 --> 00:03:54,091 You're not helping things. 82 00:03:54,490 --> 00:03:57,994 Rick, is this thing supposed to be making this... 83 00:04:05,783 --> 00:04:07,661 Morty! 84 00:04:07,859 --> 00:04:09,255 - Ri-Rick... - Morty! 85 00:04:09,926 --> 00:04:11,169 What happened? 86 00:04:11,217 --> 00:04:13,255 We blew up, idiot! Are you really that stupid? 87 00:04:13,303 --> 00:04:15,434 Obviously the guy I yelled at overloaded the machine. 88 00:04:15,482 --> 00:04:18,028 It takes more than that to kill Rick and Morty, mother! 89 00:04:20,986 --> 00:04:22,317 But this might do it. 90 00:04:22,365 --> 00:04:24,691 - Run, Morty! - E-Everything hurts! 91 00:04:24,739 --> 00:04:26,036 That's because you're worthless! 92 00:04:26,552 --> 00:04:28,466 Jesus, how big was this explosion? 93 00:04:28,514 --> 00:04:30,886 I'm a genius. I don't have time for this. 94 00:04:30,934 --> 00:04:32,302 W-W-We're in Hell, aren't we, Rick? 95 00:04:32,350 --> 00:04:34,778 - You're so stupid, Morty. - You're an Idiot. 96 00:04:34,846 --> 00:04:36,473 There's no such thing as Hell. 97 00:04:36,521 --> 00:04:38,270 I believe you, but I just want to die. 98 00:04:38,318 --> 00:04:41,263 You can die when I say so. I control you. 99 00:04:41,347 --> 00:04:43,880 I control the universe! Why am I bragging about that? 100 00:04:43,928 --> 00:04:44,989 I have nothing to prove. 101 00:04:45,037 --> 00:04:47,794 I'm surrounded by inferior pieces of and... 102 00:04:49,549 --> 00:04:50,715 Toxins. 103 00:04:50,928 --> 00:04:53,380 We're not in Hell, Morty. We're in the detoxifier. 104 00:04:53,428 --> 00:04:55,302 The machine didn't blow up. It worked normally. 105 00:04:55,350 --> 00:04:56,683 It removed our toxins. 106 00:04:56,734 --> 00:04:58,234 We're the toxins. 107 00:04:58,282 --> 00:04:59,338 Are you listening, 108 00:04:59,386 --> 00:05:00,807 you stupid little garbage person? 109 00:05:00,855 --> 00:05:03,055 We're what got removed! 110 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:08,081 I hope you both found that detox sufficiently relaxing. 111 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,459 Hey, man, listen... Those comments I made about your throat? 112 00:05:10,857 --> 00:05:11,878 It's all good. 113 00:05:11,926 --> 00:05:13,581 It's nice of you to let me off the hook. 114 00:05:13,651 --> 00:05:16,174 It's still unacceptable behavior, and I do regret it. 115 00:05:16,222 --> 00:05:18,424 Believe me, man, I've been working here a long time. 116 00:05:18,472 --> 00:05:19,596 I get it. 117 00:05:23,383 --> 00:05:25,050 Hey, uh, you mind if I put on some music? 118 00:05:25,129 --> 00:05:27,112 Not at all. 119 00:05:27,213 --> 00:05:29,965 ♪♪ Slow-tempo song plays... ♪ Grab my terrifolds ♪ 120 00:05:30,096 --> 00:05:31,745 - What is that? - I just hit shuffle. 121 00:05:31,793 --> 00:05:33,159 Are you kidding? 122 00:05:33,207 --> 00:05:35,581 - This universe. - Oh, excuse me. 123 00:05:35,629 --> 00:05:37,660 We should listen to one random song a day, you know? 124 00:05:37,707 --> 00:05:39,191 We'd end up hearing more songs we didn't like, 125 00:05:39,238 --> 00:05:40,937 but we'd discover a lot more that we did. 126 00:05:40,985 --> 00:05:42,736 That is an interesting concept. 127 00:05:42,784 --> 00:05:43,963 You know, it makes me wonder 128 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:45,596 if there's an algorithmic expression 129 00:05:45,644 --> 00:05:47,207 that could achieve the ideal ratio. 130 00:05:47,620 --> 00:05:48,674 Listen to me... 131 00:05:48,785 --> 00:05:50,932 trying to calculate happiness over here. 132 00:05:50,987 --> 00:05:52,620 Hoo, if anyone could, Rick. 133 00:05:52,674 --> 00:05:54,651 Hey, here's something no science could measure... 134 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:56,778 I'm real proud to be your grandpa, Morty. 135 00:05:56,826 --> 00:05:58,534 Thanks, Rick. I love you. 136 00:05:58,670 --> 00:06:01,260 Yeah, mother! Yeah! Get it! Get some! 137 00:06:01,346 --> 00:06:03,464 Right up your bitch ass, you! 138 00:06:03,550 --> 00:06:05,353 Guess who just discovered a new element? 139 00:06:05,519 --> 00:06:06,905 You think you could do that, Morty? 140 00:06:06,953 --> 00:06:09,889 You think anyone but me could do that ever in a billion years? 141 00:06:09,973 --> 00:06:12,054 Do you think if God existed he could do it? 142 00:06:12,163 --> 00:06:13,174 The answer is no. 143 00:06:13,257 --> 00:06:15,311 If God exists, it's me. 144 00:06:15,397 --> 00:06:17,257 Yes, Rick. I-I agree, Rick. 145 00:06:17,343 --> 00:06:20,069 While you were flapping your parasitic turd holster, 146 00:06:20,116 --> 00:06:22,811 I discovered the toxic equivalent of electricity, Morty. 147 00:06:22,897 --> 00:06:23,926 What do you think about that? 148 00:06:23,973 --> 00:06:25,936 Uh... I th... I think my voice is annoying. 149 00:06:26,022 --> 00:06:27,822 It is, and it's your best quality. 150 00:06:27,881 --> 00:06:29,233 So true. 151 00:06:29,350 --> 00:06:31,288 Now, who can tell me the common denominator 152 00:06:31,336 --> 00:06:32,929 of these two factions? 153 00:06:33,593 --> 00:06:35,496 You don't know or y'all just bored? 154 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:38,054 Hey, listen, you know, wha... If we're all bored over here, 155 00:06:38,108 --> 00:06:40,280 wouldn't the common denominator be you? 156 00:06:40,771 --> 00:06:42,503 Damn, Morty. That's hilarious. 157 00:06:42,551 --> 00:06:44,858 Normally I would come down on any kind of disruption, 158 00:06:44,941 --> 00:06:46,714 but it seems to represent a positive change 159 00:06:46,762 --> 00:06:47,807 for your character. 160 00:06:47,855 --> 00:06:49,377 Class dismissed! 161 00:06:49,441 --> 00:06:51,494 - Awesome, Morty! - You done good, Morty. 162 00:06:51,542 --> 00:06:52,550 Oh, yeah! 163 00:06:52,597 --> 00:06:54,082 - Thanks for the advice, Morty. - You got it. 164 00:06:54,129 --> 00:06:55,698 - I did it, Morty! - I knew you could. 165 00:06:55,753 --> 00:06:56,863 Hey, Morty, remember yesterday 166 00:06:56,910 --> 00:06:58,526 when I couldn't play the trombone? 167 00:06:58,574 --> 00:06:59,831 Well, check this out! 168 00:06:59,879 --> 00:07:01,712 ♪♪ Plays "When the Saints Come Marching In... 169 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:02,863 Just like I told you, Mitch... 170 00:07:02,910 --> 00:07:04,721 The music was in your heart the whole time. 171 00:07:04,769 --> 00:07:08,995 Stupid hat... Wish I had the courage to just be myself. 172 00:07:09,143 --> 00:07:10,276 There you are. 173 00:07:12,559 --> 00:07:14,433 You might have all these idiots fooled, 174 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:16,753 but I know you're still the same pathetic loser 175 00:07:16,801 --> 00:07:18,987 hiding behind a confident facade. 176 00:07:19,245 --> 00:07:20,608 I know that because... 177 00:07:20,769 --> 00:07:22,884 I'm doing the same thing, brother. 178 00:07:22,932 --> 00:07:25,399 I'm not alone anymore! 179 00:07:25,493 --> 00:07:28,720 Hey, Morty. Word around school is you've become super healthy. 180 00:07:28,768 --> 00:07:30,024 I don't know about all that. 181 00:07:30,072 --> 00:07:32,492 I do, however, know that I have a pretty bad case of 182 00:07:32,540 --> 00:07:34,571 haven't taken you to dinner-itis. 183 00:07:34,660 --> 00:07:35,949 Might be fatal. 184 00:07:36,450 --> 00:07:38,079 Hey, kids. Uh, hope I'm not interrupting. 185 00:07:38,127 --> 00:07:39,536 Morty, a moment of your time? 186 00:07:39,606 --> 00:07:40,805 Happy to help, Rick. 187 00:07:40,853 --> 00:07:42,036 I hate to bug you with this, 188 00:07:42,084 --> 00:07:44,668 but after our morning hike I started receiving very faint, 189 00:07:44,716 --> 00:07:47,134 highly unusual transmissions on my sub ether phone. 190 00:07:47,192 --> 00:07:48,606 Listen. 191 00:07:52,678 --> 00:07:54,123 It's a bad phone. Chuck it. 192 00:07:54,170 --> 00:07:56,425 I downgraded to a clamshell for emergencies only. 193 00:07:56,473 --> 00:07:58,034 You know, if... if... if something's worth saying, 194 00:07:58,081 --> 00:07:59,255 I-it's worth eye contact. 195 00:07:59,303 --> 00:08:01,528 Uh, I-I-I traced the source of the call 196 00:08:01,614 --> 00:08:03,038 back to the spa we went to, Morty. 197 00:08:03,086 --> 00:08:04,391 I thought I could hear a voice in there, 198 00:08:04,438 --> 00:08:06,633 so I enhanced it, a-and listen. 199 00:08:07,657 --> 00:08:09,645 - Hey, asshole! - Oh, man! 200 00:08:09,692 --> 00:08:11,599 - Remember us? - Oh, I don't like confrontation! 201 00:08:11,646 --> 00:08:13,427 You us, you pieces of garbage! 202 00:08:13,522 --> 00:08:15,669 That's right, you're garbage, not us. 203 00:08:15,717 --> 00:08:17,049 I'm a genius and a god. 204 00:08:17,097 --> 00:08:19,153 You really think this thing can hold me? 205 00:08:19,201 --> 00:08:20,794 I'm gonna rip your throat 206 00:08:20,841 --> 00:08:23,208 Morty, what if the toxic parts of us have their own identities, 207 00:08:23,255 --> 00:08:24,404 their own will to live? 208 00:08:24,466 --> 00:08:26,255 W-What if mine shares my intelligence 209 00:08:26,310 --> 00:08:28,052 and... devised a way to reach out to us? 210 00:08:28,108 --> 00:08:29,344 Sounds like he's in a lot of pain. 211 00:08:29,391 --> 00:08:31,451 Lot. O. Pain. 212 00:08:31,514 --> 00:08:33,436 But, you know, you shouldn't have to deal with that, man. 213 00:08:33,483 --> 00:08:34,982 You know, l-let's work off your trauma 214 00:08:35,045 --> 00:08:36,359 with some urban spin yoga. 215 00:08:36,407 --> 00:08:38,053 It's amazing. You do yoga on a bike, 216 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:39,445 but you have an at-risk preteen... 217 00:08:39,507 --> 00:08:41,490 I don't think I can just blow this off, Morty. 218 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:43,920 If I had known it worked this way, I wouldn't have detoxed. 219 00:08:44,005 --> 00:08:45,951 Well, I would have because I was toxic. 220 00:08:46,070 --> 00:08:49,217 Now I'm detoxed and I'm accountable to my toxins, right? 221 00:08:49,331 --> 00:08:51,967 I-It's a dilemma. I think I know what to do. 222 00:08:52,342 --> 00:08:53,677 - Morty! - Rick! 223 00:08:54,131 --> 00:08:56,311 You know, the only problem here is a big fat brain 224 00:08:56,359 --> 00:08:58,600 that misses eating all them big fat problems. 225 00:08:58,677 --> 00:09:01,444 Focus on the good thing. Trust me, things are good. 226 00:09:01,553 --> 00:09:03,453 Taking that away from me... 227 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:04,998 that wouldn't be healthy. 228 00:09:05,124 --> 00:09:06,615 ♪♪ Ominous music plays... 229 00:09:08,486 --> 00:09:10,912 Oh, man. World's Greatest Grandpa, for reals. 230 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:12,693 It's not just a coffee cup for you, bud. 231 00:09:12,741 --> 00:09:14,174 You're legit. 232 00:09:17,214 --> 00:09:18,701 ♪♪ Piano music plays... 233 00:09:18,749 --> 00:09:20,444 I love drums. I never took drum lessons. 234 00:09:20,492 --> 00:09:23,311 Why? Limitations. We are addicted to our own limitations. 235 00:09:23,359 --> 00:09:24,443 How amazing is that? 236 00:09:24,491 --> 00:09:25,891 Is the kale prepared in the kitchen? 237 00:09:25,939 --> 00:09:27,444 I'll have a water. Uh... 238 00:09:27,566 --> 00:09:29,990 How is the... "cru-dite?" 239 00:09:30,038 --> 00:09:32,371 Crudité. It's a cup of carrot sticks. 240 00:09:32,419 --> 00:09:34,311 Ha! It's okay! Pronounce it however you want. 241 00:09:34,359 --> 00:09:35,959 Words are just things. Please. Thank you. 242 00:09:36,007 --> 00:09:37,319 We're having a conversation. 243 00:09:37,367 --> 00:09:40,222 God, I am so excited to finally have dinner with you. 244 00:09:40,270 --> 00:09:41,757 You know how long I've been waiting for this? 245 00:09:41,804 --> 00:09:43,186 It's like, whew! 246 00:09:43,248 --> 00:09:44,794 I-I-I wish you'd shut up, though. 247 00:09:44,842 --> 00:09:46,740 Just kidding. You know, you're so quiet. What's wrong? 248 00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:48,030 W-Why don't you tell me about yourself? 249 00:09:48,077 --> 00:09:49,849 What's the atmosphere like on planet Jessica? 250 00:09:49,897 --> 00:09:51,943 Where's the equator, what are the vacations, 251 00:09:51,991 --> 00:09:52,998 a-and the holidays? 252 00:09:53,046 --> 00:09:55,654 I mean, you know, are they the same time? 253 00:09:55,702 --> 00:09:58,508 Talk to me. Well... I... like this restaurant. 254 00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:01,701 Holy! Holy! We have a moron over here! 255 00:10:01,749 --> 00:10:04,068 I'm an idiot. I can't believe I haven't thought of this. 256 00:10:04,116 --> 00:10:06,068 You have to do this detox thing I did. 257 00:10:06,149 --> 00:10:07,949 It's an alien spa, you go through it, 258 00:10:08,170 --> 00:10:09,236 fwoos-s-s-ssh, 259 00:10:09,355 --> 00:10:11,422 lasers, bwaa-bwaa-bwaa... 260 00:10:11,502 --> 00:10:13,638 sucks everything out. 261 00:10:13,686 --> 00:10:15,487 Everything that was holding me back, everything bad, 262 00:10:15,534 --> 00:10:16,795 I mean, it just... 263 00:10:17,576 --> 00:10:18,638 Right? 264 00:10:19,021 --> 00:10:20,426 Cooooool. 265 00:10:20,598 --> 00:10:22,748 Wow! Oh, my God! I can't believe this. 266 00:10:22,796 --> 00:10:24,729 Yeah, phones are awful, I downgraded to... 267 00:10:24,828 --> 00:10:26,427 I totally forgot my... 268 00:10:26,513 --> 00:10:29,615 I have a... thing, and... 269 00:10:30,169 --> 00:10:32,474 - Things are good. - You know what? Why am I doing that? 270 00:10:32,522 --> 00:10:33,921 That's more rude than the truth. 271 00:10:33,984 --> 00:10:36,029 Look, I'm sorry, Morty. I just don't think... 272 00:10:36,077 --> 00:10:39,701 Do not. Even. You have no need to explain. 273 00:10:39,784 --> 00:10:41,982 - It's all good. - I think you'd get bored with me. 274 00:10:42,030 --> 00:10:44,013 E-Exactly. Look, the sparks aren't flying. 275 00:10:44,061 --> 00:10:45,849 This is what dating is for, you know? 276 00:10:46,459 --> 00:10:47,675 First date, no sparks. 277 00:10:47,723 --> 00:10:50,044 No damage, no worries. Life is a highway. 278 00:10:50,131 --> 00:10:51,833 We're gonna ride it all night lonnngg! 279 00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:53,930 Gonna eat some "crudite." Mmm! 280 00:10:54,006 --> 00:10:56,404 Is this organic? Mmm. All right. 281 00:10:56,452 --> 00:10:58,218 You know, the evening continues. 282 00:10:58,482 --> 00:11:00,458 Okay, here we go. 283 00:11:00,563 --> 00:11:02,896 Ma'am, I'm afraid I have some bad news for you. 284 00:11:02,944 --> 00:11:04,334 Your money's no good here. 285 00:11:04,742 --> 00:11:06,141 I'll... I'll get the next round, sir. 286 00:11:06,188 --> 00:11:08,740 - Aren't you a child - Only in the ways that matter. 287 00:11:08,817 --> 00:11:10,592 - Morty. - Stacy. 288 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:12,096 I've been watching you drink, Stacy. 289 00:11:12,144 --> 00:11:13,779 I get the feeling you've got a hard job. 290 00:11:13,827 --> 00:11:15,466 I wonder what it takes to please you. 291 00:11:15,514 --> 00:11:17,896 That's the job I want... Part time, full time, 292 00:11:17,968 --> 00:11:19,420 I want to be good at it, bad at it, 293 00:11:19,468 --> 00:11:22,209 I want to get promoted, fired, corner office, hostile takeover, 294 00:11:22,257 --> 00:11:24,866 workplace accident... I'm on my knees, Stacy... 295 00:11:24,926 --> 00:11:27,750 Praying, worshipping, begging, whatever you want. 296 00:11:28,429 --> 00:11:30,421 What do you think about that? 297 00:11:31,248 --> 00:11:32,842 Okay. It. 298 00:11:32,951 --> 00:11:34,132 Tink. 299 00:11:35,952 --> 00:11:37,178 Mm! 300 00:11:37,342 --> 00:11:39,100 Let's ask my grandpa. He's a scientist. 301 00:11:39,148 --> 00:11:42,139 Hey, Rick, are you familiar with "benoi" technology? 302 00:11:42,187 --> 00:11:43,186 Morty, great news. 303 00:11:43,234 --> 00:11:44,768 I went back to the spa and they let me purchase 304 00:11:44,815 --> 00:11:46,632 the containment unit from their detoxifier. 305 00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:48,535 - Why? - Because we're coming home, bitch! 306 00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:50,348 - What is this? - This is the parts of 307 00:11:50,396 --> 00:11:51,950 your pussy grandpa that keep it real. 308 00:11:52,028 --> 00:11:53,927 Oh... oh, and I think you dropped something, too! 309 00:11:53,974 --> 00:11:55,029 I don't want to be on camera. 310 00:11:55,076 --> 00:11:56,333 I'm ugly and gross, please. 311 00:11:56,381 --> 00:11:58,177 - Should I go? - You're your own person, Stacy. 312 00:11:58,224 --> 00:11:59,234 Then I'd like to stay. 313 00:11:59,282 --> 00:12:00,300 Rick, please tell me 314 00:12:00,348 --> 00:12:02,684 you're not trying to put that stuff back inside of us. 315 00:12:02,732 --> 00:12:05,286 Morty, I'm sorry. That stuff is alive and it belongs with us. 316 00:12:05,334 --> 00:12:07,661 We yanked them from their homes and locked them in a can. 317 00:12:07,709 --> 00:12:09,122 Mother! 318 00:12:09,170 --> 00:12:10,473 See? They're living in pain. 319 00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:12,301 That's what they do, Rick, they live in pain. 320 00:12:12,349 --> 00:12:13,551 They are pain, you know? 321 00:12:13,599 --> 00:12:15,737 They... they're all the bad parts of us, which, by the way, 322 00:12:15,784 --> 00:12:16,879 includes our dishonesty, 323 00:12:16,927 --> 00:12:19,253 so how do you know this isn't all some sort of crazy trick? 324 00:12:19,301 --> 00:12:22,247 Oh, so now because I'm made entirely of toxins I'm also a liar? 325 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:23,723 you, you little sociopath. 326 00:12:23,771 --> 00:12:26,028 - You hear this, Morty? - Oh, everybody hates me. I can tell. 327 00:12:26,075 --> 00:12:27,451 - Y-You all hate me... - All right, shut up, Morty. 328 00:12:27,498 --> 00:12:28,927 Healthy Rick, are we doing this or what? 329 00:12:28,974 --> 00:12:31,113 Yep. Sorry, Morty. I need you to step into the booth. 330 00:12:31,161 --> 00:12:33,168 Don't negotiate with that little turd, dummy. 331 00:12:33,243 --> 00:12:35,089 You're the Rick. You need to show dominance. 332 00:12:35,137 --> 00:12:37,817 Morty, booth, now. Booth! 333 00:12:37,903 --> 00:12:39,292 - Come on, Morty. - Don't touch me! 334 00:12:39,340 --> 00:12:42,122 Morty, do the healthy thing and voluntarily retoxify yourself. 335 00:12:42,202 --> 00:12:43,387 Nooooo! 336 00:12:43,435 --> 00:12:45,066 Is it wrong if I think this is kind of hot? 337 00:12:45,113 --> 00:12:47,238 Let me out of here! Stacy, help! Open the door! 338 00:12:47,286 --> 00:12:49,161 I need to hear our safe word, Morty. 339 00:12:49,247 --> 00:12:50,833 Sea Cucumber! Sea Cucumber! 340 00:12:50,881 --> 00:12:53,048 What are you doing? I'll do anything for you, Morty. 341 00:12:53,130 --> 00:12:54,309 No! 342 00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:59,341 It worked! Yes! That idiot believed every word. 343 00:12:59,395 --> 00:13:02,005 Now let's see how he enjoys living in that shit tank. 344 00:13:02,146 --> 00:13:03,500 He's right behind me, isn't he? 345 00:13:03,596 --> 00:13:06,263 - He's in front of you. - Oh. My eyes are still adjusting. 346 00:13:06,311 --> 00:13:08,177 Uh, is this like a sex dungeon? 347 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:10,357 I guess I should've been paying attention. 348 00:13:11,530 --> 00:13:13,194 After 70 years of being bottled up 349 00:13:13,242 --> 00:13:14,996 inside a sentimental jackass, 350 00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:16,476 I finally get to live my own life. 351 00:13:16,528 --> 00:13:18,716 - You said we were merging. - I lied, dumb-ass! 352 00:13:18,764 --> 00:13:19,816 I lie about everything! 353 00:13:19,864 --> 00:13:21,972 Why would I ever re-merge with a pussy like you? 354 00:13:22,020 --> 00:13:24,089 So... you were just gonna trap us in that tank? 355 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:27,182 T-That was your plan? Not was, mother... still is. 356 00:13:27,651 --> 00:13:28,729 Kill him, Rick! 357 00:13:28,777 --> 00:13:30,098 I don't like this! This is scary! 358 00:13:30,146 --> 00:13:31,425 All right, you asked for it. 359 00:13:31,473 --> 00:13:32,777 Did I ask for this? 360 00:13:32,965 --> 00:13:35,251 Did I ask for this? Huh? Did I? 361 00:13:36,025 --> 00:13:37,497 Assessing threat to groin. 362 00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:39,606 Groin System 6000. Kill him! 363 00:13:40,841 --> 00:13:42,832 That... is my groin's user. 364 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:44,974 Believe me, I got a lot more use out of that thing 365 00:13:45,022 --> 00:13:47,864 - than he ever did. - You know what? Not my table. 366 00:13:50,941 --> 00:13:55,981 You do know me. 367 00:13:56,087 --> 00:13:57,386 What the hell, Grandpa Rick? 368 00:13:57,489 --> 00:13:58,922 you, Summer! Sorry, Summer! 369 00:14:00,250 --> 00:14:02,208 Okay, okay, take it easy. Don't do it. 370 00:14:03,404 --> 00:14:04,481 I love you. Good boy. 371 00:14:04,529 --> 00:14:05,566 Daddy's little boy. 372 00:14:05,614 --> 00:14:06,662 Summer, get out of here! Go! 373 00:14:06,709 --> 00:14:07,958 Oh, who's that? 374 00:14:08,010 --> 00:14:09,543 Who's that over there? 375 00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:12,199 - Oh, no. - You see the bad man in front of you? 376 00:14:12,247 --> 00:14:13,796 You're a good little boy, you're gonna get him. 377 00:14:13,844 --> 00:14:15,062 You're gonna get him. 378 00:14:16,436 --> 00:14:18,248 Ahh! 379 00:14:18,414 --> 00:14:19,780 Son of a... 380 00:14:25,391 --> 00:14:27,192 Ahh! 381 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:31,835 Nice try, asshole. 382 00:14:31,883 --> 00:14:33,492 We can resolve our issues. 383 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,273 We don't need to resort to over-the-top... 384 00:14:36,992 --> 00:14:38,084 Aah! 385 00:14:38,156 --> 00:14:39,788 I-I did it, Rick. I got the tank! 386 00:14:39,891 --> 00:14:41,703 I-I'm a piece of, but I got the tank! 387 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:43,141 You're going in that tank, mother. 388 00:14:43,188 --> 00:14:45,399 You're gonna live in that toxic wasteland 389 00:14:45,446 --> 00:14:46,460 like I had to do! 390 00:14:46,515 --> 00:14:47,570 - Ahh! - Ow! 391 00:14:51,156 --> 00:14:53,191 - That's right, mother... - You're going in that... 392 00:14:54,664 --> 00:14:56,335 Dads? 393 00:14:56,408 --> 00:14:58,101 Okay, just... Just leave her out of it. 394 00:14:58,149 --> 00:14:59,179 What's going on? 395 00:14:59,244 --> 00:15:00,699 All right, this. Time for plan B... 396 00:15:00,746 --> 00:15:02,639 If I can't trap you in a toxic world, 397 00:15:02,687 --> 00:15:04,851 I'll just make the whole world toxic. 398 00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:07,436 It's okay, girls. 399 00:15:07,484 --> 00:15:10,240 I-I'm so sorry I put us in danger with some of my behavior. 400 00:15:10,288 --> 00:15:12,648 I-If you'd like I can go out in the g-garden, 401 00:15:12,724 --> 00:15:15,203 pick some fresh basil, and make us a nice Scallopini. 402 00:15:15,251 --> 00:15:17,210 What did the booger version of you mean 403 00:15:17,258 --> 00:15:19,752 when he said he was going to make the whole world toxic? 404 00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:22,773 Believe me, sweetie, that man's motivations are a mystery. 405 00:15:22,821 --> 00:15:24,671 Screw that, Rick. We got to stop him. 406 00:15:24,719 --> 00:15:27,187 What's the last thing you'd think about doing with that tank thing? 407 00:15:27,234 --> 00:15:29,023 Morty, I appreciate what you're trying to do, 408 00:15:29,071 --> 00:15:30,631 but it's not our place, you know, 409 00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:33,374 to pick and choose which world gets saved from what apocalypse. 410 00:15:33,468 --> 00:15:36,390 Our... our toxins have as much a right to their worldview as... 411 00:15:36,438 --> 00:15:38,313 Morty, how is it healthy to slap me? 412 00:15:38,361 --> 00:15:39,749 Obviously my version of health 413 00:15:39,797 --> 00:15:41,417 is a hell of a lot different from yours, 414 00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:43,328 - you useless old turd. - Wait. That's it. 415 00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:45,118 How could that detox machine know the difference 416 00:15:45,165 --> 00:15:48,125 between healthy and sick for everything that goes through it? 417 00:15:48,173 --> 00:15:49,180 It can't. 418 00:15:49,228 --> 00:15:52,062 It must be by the individual's own definition of toxicity. 419 00:15:52,110 --> 00:15:53,515 That means... 420 00:15:54,031 --> 00:15:55,905 - Dad! What the... - What the hell, Rick? 421 00:15:55,953 --> 00:15:57,116 I'll explain on the way. 422 00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:58,356 This "Moon Tower," Morty, 423 00:15:58,403 --> 00:16:00,655 Is the perfect height and metallic composition 424 00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:03,223 for the amplification and beaming of toxic energies. 425 00:16:03,271 --> 00:16:04,310 What do you think about that, Morty? 426 00:16:04,357 --> 00:16:05,709 Are you excited about that, Morty? 427 00:16:05,772 --> 00:16:08,388 Oh, man. I'm just freaked out. I-It's too high up here. 428 00:16:08,436 --> 00:16:09,482 Once I flip this switch, 429 00:16:09,530 --> 00:16:12,216 the entire world is gonna be just as toxic as us, baby. 430 00:16:14,953 --> 00:16:18,552 ♪♪ 431 00:16:18,896 --> 00:16:21,380 ♪♪ Organ music plays... As we praise our loving Father... 432 00:16:21,513 --> 00:16:24,130 God is a lie! We made him up for money! 433 00:16:29,630 --> 00:16:31,435 Santa Claus isn't real. 434 00:16:31,736 --> 00:16:34,380 You were all mistakes! 435 00:16:35,952 --> 00:16:37,084 We did it, Morty. 436 00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:38,436 Put your hands in the air. 437 00:16:38,483 --> 00:16:40,357 Yeah, you little piece of. 438 00:16:40,865 --> 00:16:42,176 Remember me? 439 00:16:42,224 --> 00:16:44,709 Didn't you learn last time that you can't beat me? 440 00:16:44,783 --> 00:16:46,670 Yeah, I did. And then I learned something else. 441 00:16:46,771 --> 00:16:48,287 This. Ahh! 442 00:16:48,350 --> 00:16:50,912 That bullet is laced with an encrypted nanobotic virus 443 00:16:51,013 --> 00:16:53,545 that will disintegrate your Morty in about, ah, 20 minutes. 444 00:16:53,592 --> 00:16:54,791 You think I give a? 445 00:16:54,839 --> 00:16:56,240 I know you give a, dummy. 446 00:16:56,292 --> 00:16:57,391 Because I know I don't. 447 00:16:57,495 --> 00:16:58,716 Here's another thing I know... 448 00:16:58,764 --> 00:17:00,539 The decryption key that neutralizes the virus. 449 00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:02,084 You want it? Come and get it. 450 00:17:02,162 --> 00:17:03,655 Merge with me and you'll know how to save him. 451 00:17:03,702 --> 00:17:05,185 Pfft. Come on, man. I've been trapped 452 00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:07,348 in your pussy brain for 70 years of delusions, 453 00:17:07,396 --> 00:17:10,318 but this is the all-time weakest bluff that I've ever... 454 00:17:10,490 --> 00:17:12,295 Ow-Ohh! Jesus Christ! What are you doing? 455 00:17:12,443 --> 00:17:14,575 He's cutting your time in half. 10 minutes. 456 00:17:14,623 --> 00:17:15,630 - What is your problem? - Ohh! It hurts! 457 00:17:15,677 --> 00:17:17,717 Oh, I had all my problems removed... my entitlement, 458 00:17:17,764 --> 00:17:19,615 my narcissism, my crippling loneliness, 459 00:17:19,663 --> 00:17:21,498 my irrational attachments. 460 00:17:21,747 --> 00:17:23,716 They must be somewhere. They ain't over here, bro. 461 00:17:23,764 --> 00:17:25,163 I'm not going back in there! 462 00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:26,811 Honestly, I don't care either way. 463 00:17:26,859 --> 00:17:28,099 I hate having you in me. 464 00:17:28,147 --> 00:17:29,614 And when I say "honestly" you can believe it, 465 00:17:29,661 --> 00:17:31,428 because we both know I'm too healthy to lie. 466 00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:32,828 Watch. 467 00:17:33,017 --> 00:17:35,162 All right! Knock it off! You're not impressing anyone. 468 00:17:35,271 --> 00:17:37,271 Morty, not that I give a, but are you okay? 469 00:17:37,326 --> 00:17:39,103 - Jesus Christ, it hurts. - Relax, quit your bitching. 470 00:17:39,150 --> 00:17:41,378 Y-You're gonna be fine. Grandpa's here. 471 00:17:41,737 --> 00:17:42,872 You think that's funny? 472 00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:44,850 Y-You got to have a sense of humor about these things. 473 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:45,990 Oh, wait, you can't. 474 00:17:46,038 --> 00:17:48,114 You're literally incapable of seeing the bigger picture. 475 00:17:48,161 --> 00:17:49,841 I guess it's just funny because you've never done 476 00:17:49,888 --> 00:17:51,747 anything but complain about me being in charge, 477 00:17:51,795 --> 00:17:54,755 but if I ever gave you the wheel we'd be dead in five minutes. 478 00:17:54,849 --> 00:17:57,140 - Rick? - You poor, dumb, sick animal. 479 00:17:57,188 --> 00:17:58,208 Rick? 480 00:17:58,256 --> 00:18:00,341 Ahh! Just do it! 481 00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:02,302 Just do it, you piece of... 482 00:18:03,671 --> 00:18:06,972 I'm back, baby! Regular Rick! Master of both worlds! 483 00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:08,320 Check it it out! 484 00:18:08,368 --> 00:18:09,901 "Excuse me." 485 00:18:09,988 --> 00:18:12,588 Now we'll just reverse this hacky toxicity beam. 486 00:18:12,637 --> 00:18:14,424 Man, I really over think shit when I'm angry. 487 00:18:17,342 --> 00:18:18,359 Oh, give it to me. 488 00:18:18,406 --> 00:18:20,670 Mm, ma-mah. 489 00:18:22,180 --> 00:18:24,678 God is not a lie. 490 00:18:34,038 --> 00:18:35,258 Mommy! Mommy! 491 00:18:35,327 --> 00:18:36,568 Ha! All right, Morty, 492 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,328 now it's time we re-merge your little ass. 493 00:18:38,376 --> 00:18:39,476 You're a better man than me, Rick. 494 00:18:39,523 --> 00:18:41,131 I'm healthy enough to admit that! 495 00:18:41,233 --> 00:18:43,577 That kid is a real piece of. 496 00:18:43,635 --> 00:18:44,983 Y-Y-You're gonna save me, right? 497 00:18:45,139 --> 00:18:46,903 Part of me wanted to, Toxic Morty. 498 00:18:47,038 --> 00:18:49,788 Part of me really wanted to. 499 00:18:51,523 --> 00:18:53,518 I'm telling you, these shares are hot. Yeah. 500 00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,706 That sounds like a good idea. It's definitely a good idea. 501 00:18:55,753 --> 00:18:58,011 Duane, Duane, Duane, I get it, now can you get me? 502 00:18:58,059 --> 00:18:59,558 Have I ever lied to you? 503 00:18:59,714 --> 00:19:03,040 That's right, and ask around, I never do, Duane. 504 00:19:03,088 --> 00:19:04,331 Let me put this real simple. 505 00:19:04,379 --> 00:19:06,810 This stock is a beautiful redhead, recently single, 506 00:19:06,858 --> 00:19:09,158 not looking to date but ready to fall in love, 507 00:19:09,206 --> 00:19:12,071 and fate has put her locker two down from yours, Duane... 508 00:19:12,119 --> 00:19:13,852 Two lockers down. 509 00:19:13,965 --> 00:19:15,953 So step up or step off, Duane. 510 00:19:16,001 --> 00:19:18,801 Blue pill or red pill, what'll be, bro? 511 00:19:20,806 --> 00:19:22,426 Totally understand, Duane. 512 00:19:22,474 --> 00:19:24,140 You're the boss. 513 00:19:24,220 --> 00:19:25,575 Heinholz Biotech... 514 00:19:25,634 --> 00:19:27,543 Million and a half at thirty-three. 515 00:19:27,642 --> 00:19:28,845 Heh. 516 00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:31,398 You little monster. 517 00:19:35,220 --> 00:19:37,063 Mmm! Is this organic? 518 00:19:37,122 --> 00:19:38,654 Mmm! 519 00:19:39,891 --> 00:19:41,071 Go for Morty. 520 00:19:41,158 --> 00:19:43,024 Hi, Morty. It's Jessica. 521 00:19:43,128 --> 00:19:45,395 Look, can we just talk for a minute? 522 00:19:45,443 --> 00:19:47,684 Is that how long it takes for Rick to trace my location? 523 00:19:47,732 --> 00:19:49,826 Come back, Morty. I miss you. 524 00:19:49,874 --> 00:19:50,940 You miss the old me. 525 00:19:50,988 --> 00:19:52,321 You miss someone that loved you so much 526 00:19:52,368 --> 00:19:53,483 you never had to love 'em back. 527 00:19:53,530 --> 00:19:55,061 How do you know I don't want to love you? 528 00:19:55,108 --> 00:19:57,408 - Because I'm not sick. - Ex-girlfriend? 529 00:19:57,912 --> 00:20:00,467 - Should I be jealous? - There's nothing to be jealous of. 530 00:20:00,584 --> 00:20:03,411 I just realized that I'm scheduled to speak at that fundraiser 531 00:20:03,459 --> 00:20:04,465 on our date night. 532 00:20:04,513 --> 00:20:07,131 - I can cancel. - We'll be together. That's a date. 533 00:20:07,179 --> 00:20:09,279 You are the perfect man. 534 00:20:09,451 --> 00:20:11,675 Oh, sweetie, I think you hit the wrong button. 535 00:20:11,723 --> 00:20:12,849 You didn't hang up. 536 00:20:12,897 --> 00:20:15,097 Huh. How 'bout that? 537 00:20:19,373 --> 00:20:21,615 Sorry, tiny American Psycho, 538 00:20:21,663 --> 00:20:23,863 time to take the opposite of your medicine. 539 00:20:23,935 --> 00:20:26,568 Do what you got to do. 540 00:20:26,938 --> 00:20:29,592 Oh! Ow! Ahh! 541 00:20:29,841 --> 00:20:31,420 So, how do you feel, Morty? 542 00:20:31,596 --> 00:20:34,217 - Ah, geez. I'm miserable. - Am I good or what? 543 00:20:34,265 --> 00:20:36,575 I guess it's worth it, though, to know how much you care. 544 00:20:36,647 --> 00:20:39,382 Care? Me? Morty, I'm fine with you. 545 00:20:39,451 --> 00:20:41,685 - I only did this for him. - You lying bitch. 546 00:20:41,787 --> 00:20:43,947 She kept coming to our house, Morty, and kept asking me 547 00:20:44,053 --> 00:20:45,538 "Did... did... d-did you get a new Morty yet?" 548 00:20:45,585 --> 00:20:48,262 Because you kept drunk dialing me and crying about it. 549 00:20:48,310 --> 00:20:49,325 I wasn't crying! 550 00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:50,662 Jacquelyn, I... 551 00:20:50,709 --> 00:20:52,373 I-I-I wasn't who I said I was. 552 00:20:52,467 --> 00:20:54,990 You weren't a 14-year-old boy from the Midwest 553 00:20:55,060 --> 00:20:56,974 who ran away from his family and capitalized 554 00:20:57,035 --> 00:20:59,459 on his lack of conscience by becoming a stock broker? 555 00:20:59,510 --> 00:21:01,842 Oh. I guess I was pretty up front about that, wasn't I? 556 00:21:01,890 --> 00:21:03,513 You were up front about everything. 557 00:21:03,606 --> 00:21:05,037 You were my soul mate. 558 00:21:05,287 --> 00:21:08,615 Well... N... Not anymore. I'll, um... 559 00:21:08,713 --> 00:21:10,113 Y-You can keep the apartment, 560 00:21:10,161 --> 00:21:12,107 and... and... and, uh... the drones. 561 00:21:12,217 --> 00:21:13,233 She can't keep the drones. 562 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:14,672 They turn into a little Voltron robot. 563 00:21:14,719 --> 00:21:15,818 They're awesome. 564 00:21:17,178 --> 00:21:19,006 You can't keep the drones. 565 00:21:20,748 --> 00:21:22,248 So, how was your date with Brad? 566 00:21:22,342 --> 00:21:24,115 It wasn't a date. We were just having lunch. 567 00:21:24,163 --> 00:21:25,964 You guys are getting back together, aren't you? 568 00:21:26,011 --> 00:21:27,568 Morty, I need your help on an adventure. 569 00:21:27,615 --> 00:21:28,810 Eh, "need" is a strong word. 570 00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:30,754 We need door stops, but a brick would work, too. 571 00:21:30,802 --> 00:21:32,652 Okay. 572 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,902 Morty. 573 00:21:35,675 --> 00:21:36,980 Good to have you back. 574 00:21:38,747 --> 00:21:40,253 Have you ever been peed on before? 575 00:21:40,301 --> 00:21:41,817 Oh, my God. Yum. 576 00:21:41,872 --> 00:21:43,042 ♪♪ 577 00:21:43,090 --> 00:21:46,512 ♪ Hey, did you ever want to hold a terrifold? ♪ Synchronized by srjanapala 578 00:21:46,660 --> 00:21:48,332 ♪ I got one right here ♪ 579 00:21:48,457 --> 00:21:49,815 ♪ Grab my terri-flap ♪ 580 00:21:49,863 --> 00:21:51,011 ♪ Squeeze it ♪ 581 00:21:51,066 --> 00:21:53,356 ♪ Grab it, squeeze it ♪ ♪ Tug on my terri-flap ♪ 582 00:21:53,481 --> 00:21:55,725 ♪ Hey, I want to take you to ♪ 583 00:21:55,832 --> 00:21:57,360 ♪ The terrifold dance ♪ 584 00:21:57,473 --> 00:22:00,567 ♪ Wanna come with me? You can grab my holdie-folds ♪ 585 00:22:00,731 --> 00:22:02,356 ♪ Squeeze 'em tight ♪ 586 00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:03,629 ♪ You son of a bitch ♪ 587 00:22:03,686 --> 00:22:06,012 ♪ Suck my holdie-flappy folds ♪ 588 00:22:06,176 --> 00:22:08,442 ♪ Lick my flappy foldie-holes ♪ 589 00:22:08,692 --> 00:22:11,317 ♪ My terri-flaps in your mouth ♪ 590 00:22:11,465 --> 00:22:13,707 ♪ Suck my flaps, you piece of shit ♪ 591 00:22:13,763 --> 00:22:16,330 ♪ Whoo ♪ 592 00:22:16,481 --> 00:22:19,199 Although only a handful of moon towers remain today, 593 00:22:19,277 --> 00:22:21,972 they were popular in the late 19th century. 594 00:22:22,059 --> 00:22:24,487 An entire town could be illuminated by... 595 00:22:24,621 --> 00:22:25,961 What the hell is this? 596 00:22:27,725 --> 00:22:29,209 Thank you Cucumber! 597 00:22:29,257 --> 00:22:31,435 Thank you Cucumber! 598 00:22:33,131 --> 00:22:34,211 Did you get any of that?