1 00:00:02,536 --> 00:00:03,835 All right, Morty, you ready for our adventure 2 00:00:03,870 --> 00:00:05,203 to the Lost City of Atlantis? 3 00:00:05,238 --> 00:00:06,471 Ready as I'll ever be, Rick. 4 00:00:06,506 --> 00:00:08,507 [ Portal opens ] Oh, for fuck's sake. 5 00:00:08,542 --> 00:00:10,709 Hello, I'm Rick K-22. This is my Morty. 6 00:00:10,744 --> 00:00:12,744 We're going from reality to reality 7 00:00:12,779 --> 00:00:14,179 asking Ricks to contribute 8 00:00:14,214 --> 00:00:17,049 to the Citadel of Ricks Redevelopment Fund. 9 00:00:17,084 --> 00:00:18,316 What are you, stupid? 10 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:19,751 We're done with the Citadel of Ricks. 11 00:00:19,786 --> 00:00:21,486 I was [burps] never on board with it in the first place. 12 00:00:21,521 --> 00:00:23,188 That's why I murdered everyone in charge 13 00:00:23,223 --> 00:00:24,189 and left it to rot. 14 00:00:24,224 --> 00:00:26,024 Oh, that was you. 15 00:00:26,059 --> 00:00:28,860 They tried to murder him first. Aw, geez. 16 00:00:28,895 --> 00:00:30,362 Well, you'll be happy to know 17 00:00:30,397 --> 00:00:31,696 that the council's gone now — 18 00:00:31,731 --> 00:00:33,198 Yeah, he knows. He murdered them. 19 00:00:33,233 --> 00:00:35,400 You want to rein in your Morty? Every day. 20 00:00:35,435 --> 00:00:37,035 The Citadel of Ricks Redevelopment Fund 21 00:00:37,070 --> 00:00:39,438 donates — Morty, he's not gonna [burps] donate. 22 00:00:39,473 --> 00:00:41,173 You're pitching the Policeman's Ball 23 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:42,574 to a black teenager here. 24 00:00:42,609 --> 00:00:44,543 Let's go. You don't have to be a dick. 25 00:00:44,578 --> 00:00:46,511 I think you know that's not true. Geez. 26 00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:48,113 I didn't know there were still Ricks and Mortys 27 00:00:48,148 --> 00:00:49,548 living on the Citadel. 28 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:50,715 I wonder what their day-to-day lives are like. 29 00:00:50,750 --> 00:00:51,883 Well, you can keep wondering that 30 00:00:51,918 --> 00:00:53,218 while we go on a fun, fresh, 31 00:00:53,253 --> 00:00:54,786 self-contained adventure to Atlantis. 32 00:00:54,821 --> 00:00:57,589 Anyone continuing to explore the Citadel is either stupid 33 00:00:57,624 --> 00:00:59,357 or one of the unfortunate millions 34 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:01,226 held hostage by their terrible ideas. 35 00:01:01,261 --> 00:01:03,495 Man, I'm glad I'm not one of them! 36 00:01:04,664 --> 00:01:08,767 ♪ Somewhere out on that horizon ♪ 37 00:01:10,437 --> 00:01:14,673 ♪ Out beyond the neon lights 38 00:01:16,343 --> 00:01:20,846 ♪ I know there must be somethin' better ♪ 39 00:01:22,616 --> 00:01:26,952 ♪ But there's nowhere else in sight ♪ 40 00:01:28,822 --> 00:01:32,458 ♪ It's survival in the city 41 00:01:34,694 --> 00:01:38,130 ♪ When you live from day to day ♪ 42 00:01:40,634 --> 00:01:44,136 ♪ City streets don't have much pity ♪ 43 00:01:46,973 --> 00:01:50,442 ♪ When you're down, that's where you'll stay ♪ 44 00:01:50,477 --> 00:01:51,743 ♫ 45 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:53,011 Announcer Rick: Citadel Morning News. 46 00:01:53,046 --> 00:01:54,446 News about the Citadel in the morning, 47 00:01:54,481 --> 00:01:55,780 pretty self explanatory. 48 00:01:55,815 --> 00:01:57,849 Good morning. I'm Rick D-716B. 49 00:01:57,884 --> 00:02:00,185 And I'm Rick D-716. Must be nice. 50 00:02:00,220 --> 00:02:02,787 Coming up, gravity outages in East Sanchez Heights... 51 00:02:02,822 --> 00:02:05,090 And, is your uranium-powered cellular matrix 52 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,091 making you sick? 53 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,826 The answer may not surprise you. 54 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:09,694 It's — yes, it's uranium. 55 00:02:09,729 --> 00:02:11,963 Those stories and more, after this break. 56 00:02:11,998 --> 00:02:15,500 Sam Elliot: 60 iterations off the central finite curve, 57 00:02:15,535 --> 00:02:17,469 there's a Rick that works more with wood 58 00:02:17,504 --> 00:02:19,037 than polarity plating. 59 00:02:19,072 --> 00:02:22,440 His name is Simple Rick but he's no dummy. 60 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:23,875 He realized long ago 61 00:02:23,910 --> 00:02:26,111 that the greatest thing he'd ever create 62 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,312 was his daughter. 63 00:02:27,347 --> 00:02:28,613 I love Daddy! 64 00:02:28,648 --> 00:02:30,115 Sam Elliot: We captured that moment — 65 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:32,150 We run it on a loop through Simple Rick's mind — 66 00:02:32,185 --> 00:02:34,186 And the chemical it makes his brain secrete 67 00:02:34,221 --> 00:02:37,656 goes into every Simple Rick's "Simple Wafers" Wafer Cookie. 68 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:39,558 Come home to the impossible flavor 69 00:02:39,593 --> 00:02:41,193 of your own completion. 70 00:02:41,228 --> 00:02:43,195 Come home to Simple Rick's. 71 00:02:43,230 --> 00:02:44,362 Just one day remains 72 00:02:44,397 --> 00:02:46,298 before our newly democratic Citadel 73 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:47,666 elects its first President, 74 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:50,001 it's anyone's race among the Rick candidates. 75 00:02:50,036 --> 00:02:51,469 But a certain other candidate 76 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:52,737 should be getting at least one vote 77 00:02:52,772 --> 00:02:54,339 for most adorable. 78 00:02:54,374 --> 00:02:55,807 That's right. 79 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:57,075 The Morty party candidate's still in the race, 80 00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:59,010 and you just gotta love him for that. 81 00:02:59,045 --> 00:03:01,379 Here you see him in his little Morty suit waving — 82 00:03:01,414 --> 00:03:03,081 Isn't that adorable? Little jackass. 83 00:03:03,116 --> 00:03:04,683 Uh, yeah, I think we actually have 84 00:03:04,718 --> 00:03:06,017 the audio for his speech here — 85 00:03:06,052 --> 00:03:07,652 [ As Morty, poorly ] Aw, geez. Aw, man. 86 00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:09,187 I'm gonna lose the election and stuff. 87 00:03:09,222 --> 00:03:11,323 [ Both laugh ] 88 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:12,691 We had a good run, sir, 89 00:03:12,726 --> 00:03:14,659 but I think it's time to pull out of the race. 90 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:16,761 I feel pretty confident about tonight's debate. 91 00:03:16,796 --> 00:03:19,531 You shouldn't, sir. You should be terrified. 92 00:03:19,566 --> 00:03:21,600 Maybe you should find a little faith, young man. 93 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:24,236 You don't pay me to have faith. 94 00:03:24,271 --> 00:03:25,937 And we're the same age! 95 00:03:25,972 --> 00:03:33,178 [ All cheering ] 96 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:34,646 - Aah! - Whoa! 97 00:03:36,616 --> 00:03:38,583 Oh. Sorry. I-I was expecting — 98 00:03:38,618 --> 00:03:39,951 A Rick partner? 99 00:03:39,986 --> 00:03:41,953 Lesson one, rookie, expect the unexpected. 100 00:03:41,988 --> 00:03:43,055 Now, get in. 101 00:03:45,258 --> 00:03:46,891 Mortys are human! 102 00:03:46,926 --> 00:03:49,294 Get the fuck off the car, you Rickless fuckin' animal! 103 00:03:49,329 --> 00:03:51,563 Whoa! Morty Cop: The election's got these yellow shirts 104 00:03:51,598 --> 00:03:53,598 more riled up than a picture-day Jessica. 105 00:03:53,633 --> 00:03:54,899 That's pretty harsh, sir. 106 00:03:54,934 --> 00:03:56,635 So report me. Nobody gives a fuck. 107 00:03:56,670 --> 00:03:58,703 Look, I'm just saying, it makes me a little sad 108 00:03:58,738 --> 00:04:00,405 to hear a Morty cop calling Mortys animals. 109 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:02,207 Well, it makes me sad to hear another Rick cop 110 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:03,742 buying into his sensitivity training. 111 00:04:03,777 --> 00:04:05,477 Well, I'm glad to know there's more like me. 112 00:04:05,512 --> 00:04:07,145 Oh, there was one. 113 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:09,047 Why do you think that seat was empty? [ Radio beeps ] 114 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:11,650 Rick Dispatch: Robbery at Fifth and [belches] Avenue. 115 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:12,984 Fifth and [belches] 116 00:04:13,019 --> 00:04:14,719 That's Morty Town. Unit seven responding. 117 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:16,254 [ Zaps ] Ohh! 118 00:04:16,289 --> 00:04:18,423 [ Siren wailing ] 119 00:04:18,458 --> 00:04:19,891 Rick Teacher: Good idea, Rick. 120 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:21,426 All Morty Students: Good idea, Rick. 121 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:22,994 This is a great adventure. 122 00:04:23,029 --> 00:04:24,963 All: This is a great adventure. 123 00:04:24,998 --> 00:04:27,098 I love being your new Morty. 124 00:04:27,133 --> 00:04:30,168 All: I love being your new Mor— Farty. 125 00:04:30,203 --> 00:04:32,103 [ Laughter ] Very amusing, Mr. Smith. 126 00:04:32,138 --> 00:04:34,606 Almost as amusing as when your first Rick 127 00:04:34,641 --> 00:04:36,641 was decapitated on Zorpantheon Nine. 128 00:04:36,676 --> 00:04:38,009 Or was that your third Rick? 129 00:04:38,044 --> 00:04:39,611 How many Ricks have you had? 130 00:04:39,646 --> 00:04:40,945 Five. I see. 131 00:04:40,980 --> 00:04:43,782 So you are top of the class in something. 132 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:46,017 [ Laughter ] Tomorrow you'll be transferred to your new Ricks. 133 00:04:46,052 --> 00:04:48,119 Hopefully they will be your last. 134 00:04:48,154 --> 00:04:50,121 Yes, Slow Ri— Tall Morty? 135 00:04:50,156 --> 00:04:52,924 Di— did I gradgitate this time yet? 136 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:54,793 Anything's possible, Tall Morty. 137 00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:56,094 [ Groans ] [ Laughter ] 138 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:57,896 [ Bell rings ] 139 00:04:58,498 --> 00:05:01,132 I guess we won't be seeing each other after this, huh? 140 00:05:01,167 --> 00:05:03,201 I say we make our last day count. 141 00:05:03,236 --> 00:05:05,770 I say... we go to the Wishing Portal. 142 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:07,439 That's a myth. It's not a myth. 143 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:08,673 My first Rick's fourth Morty 144 00:05:08,708 --> 00:05:10,308 knew a Rick whose Morty went there. 145 00:05:10,343 --> 00:05:12,010 If we're not here for graduation, 146 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:14,045 our butts are gonna wind up in Morty Town. 147 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:16,481 I thought your last Rick fused you with a lizard, 148 00:05:16,516 --> 00:05:17,515 not a chicken. 149 00:05:17,550 --> 00:05:19,150 Okay, fine. I'm in. 150 00:05:19,185 --> 00:05:20,352 Me too. 151 00:05:20,854 --> 00:05:24,089 What the hell? I thought I saw a fly. 152 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:31,996 [ Alarm blaring ] 153 00:05:32,031 --> 00:05:33,732 Supervisor Rick: [ Whistles ] 154 00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:35,033 Listen up, fuck nuts. 155 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:36,901 I've been your supervisor for five years, 156 00:05:36,936 --> 00:05:39,003 but all shitty things must come to an end 157 00:05:39,038 --> 00:05:41,172 and I have been promoted to regional manager. 158 00:05:41,207 --> 00:05:42,841 All: [ Blowing raspberries, mock cheering ] 159 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:44,309 Yeah, I feel the same way, may be never meet again. 160 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:45,510 Of course, 161 00:05:45,545 --> 00:05:47,045 that makes the position of supervisor available, 162 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:49,714 so, as of next week, the ass you'll be kissing 163 00:05:49,749 --> 00:05:51,082 will be that of... 164 00:05:51,117 --> 00:05:53,752 K-83, affectionately known as Cool Rick. 165 00:05:53,787 --> 00:05:55,153 All: [ Grumbling ] 166 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:56,554 I know I'm new to the Citadel, 167 00:05:56,589 --> 00:05:58,523 and some of you might not think I put in my time, 168 00:05:58,558 --> 00:05:59,858 but what can I say? 169 00:05:59,893 --> 00:06:01,025 I'm Cool Rick! 170 00:06:01,060 --> 00:06:02,394 Yo! Ha! Ha! Check me out! 171 00:06:02,429 --> 00:06:05,063 All right knuckle[burps]heads, any questions? 172 00:06:06,633 --> 00:06:09,067 All right, then, back to work, you gold rickers. 173 00:06:11,271 --> 00:06:17,575 ♫ 174 00:06:17,610 --> 00:06:19,744 No Ricks, no families, 175 00:06:19,779 --> 00:06:22,847 high off their asses, and running amuck. 176 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:24,449 Mortys are raised to be sidekicks. 177 00:06:24,484 --> 00:06:27,219 Without a side to kick, they just start kicking. 178 00:06:27,921 --> 00:06:29,687 They were — they were about my height, 179 00:06:29,722 --> 00:06:31,055 around 14 years old... 180 00:06:31,090 --> 00:06:32,390 oh, their — their shirts were yellow! 181 00:06:32,425 --> 00:06:34,292 Yeah, make sure you get that down. 182 00:06:34,327 --> 00:06:36,060 Any mutations, augmentations? 183 00:06:36,095 --> 00:06:38,096 Uh— Three eyes? A tail? Maybe a buzz cut? 184 00:06:38,131 --> 00:06:39,764 No. Just four normal Mortys. 185 00:06:39,799 --> 00:06:41,699 Normal? Put it in your blog. 186 00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:43,234 Let me turn over a few rocks. 187 00:06:43,269 --> 00:06:46,237 Aw, geez. Hey, what's goin' on, fellas? 188 00:06:46,272 --> 00:06:47,605 Aw, geez, man. Nothing, man. 189 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:48,973 We're just hanging out and stuff. 190 00:06:49,008 --> 00:06:50,241 I hear that. Aw, geez. 191 00:06:50,276 --> 00:06:51,643 I guess I'm supposed to be figurin' out 192 00:06:51,678 --> 00:06:53,044 who robbed the store across the street. 193 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:54,746 But, aw, geez, I don't know. 194 00:06:54,781 --> 00:06:56,047 Aw, geez man, that sucks 195 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:57,315 that your Rick's making you do that. 196 00:06:57,350 --> 00:06:59,617 He's not my Rick. He's my partner. 197 00:06:59,652 --> 00:07:01,085 Aw, geez. 198 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:03,555 Well, maybe the uniform makes a big difference, 199 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:04,756 who am I to say. 200 00:07:04,791 --> 00:07:07,158 To me, you just look like a sidekick. 201 00:07:07,193 --> 00:07:08,726 Whoa! Call me a sidekick one more time! 202 00:07:08,761 --> 00:07:09,828 Call me a sidekick! 203 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:10,929 Hey, man! Come on! Aw, geez! 204 00:07:10,964 --> 00:07:12,230 Wanna see how I paint a wall? 205 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:13,765 It was the Morty Town Locos, man! 206 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:15,567 The — the Morty Town Locos! [ Groans ] 207 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:17,001 Aah! Aah! 208 00:07:17,036 --> 00:07:19,270 Do you realize how many codes you just violated? 209 00:07:19,305 --> 00:07:20,238 Aw, geez, Rick. 210 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:21,940 What do I know about knowin' stuff? 211 00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:23,775 Get in the fuckin' car. 212 00:07:23,810 --> 00:07:24,676 More lasers. 213 00:07:24,711 --> 00:07:25,944 You could take more time 214 00:07:25,979 --> 00:07:27,479 to answer the question if you like. 215 00:07:29,516 --> 00:07:31,483 Okay, Juggling Rick, 216 00:07:31,518 --> 00:07:34,118 how would you solve the Citadel's financial crisis? 217 00:07:34,153 --> 00:07:35,453 First off, can I just say 218 00:07:35,488 --> 00:07:37,422 that I believe this Citadel is the greatest 219 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:38,490 in the entire multi-verse. 220 00:07:38,525 --> 00:07:40,625 Now, I believe the answer to your question 221 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:42,093 has three parts. 222 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:46,030 First, education spending must get much higher... 223 00:07:46,065 --> 00:07:47,999 But it has to be balanced with defense... 224 00:07:48,034 --> 00:07:50,001 Whoa! Whoa! Can we fact check this please? 225 00:07:50,036 --> 00:07:51,769 Never mind. Who am I kidding. 226 00:07:51,804 --> 00:07:52,804 This race is over. 227 00:07:52,839 --> 00:07:53,972 [ Chainsaw whirring ] 228 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:55,640 And that's how you run a Citadel! 229 00:07:55,675 --> 00:07:56,841 [ All Ricks cheering ] 230 00:07:56,876 --> 00:07:58,176 Candidate Morty, 231 00:07:58,211 --> 00:07:59,644 the number of displaced Mortys is soaring 232 00:07:59,679 --> 00:08:01,813 while Rick satisfaction levels are plummeting, 233 00:08:01,848 --> 00:08:03,515 and the divide between the two groups 234 00:08:03,550 --> 00:08:04,649 has never been wider. 235 00:08:04,684 --> 00:08:06,150 Solve that one real quick. 236 00:08:06,185 --> 00:08:07,652 [ Ricks cheering, chuckling ] 237 00:08:07,687 --> 00:08:10,822 I don't see a divide between Ricks and Mortys — 238 00:08:10,857 --> 00:08:11,890 Oh, shocker. 239 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:13,825 [ Farts ] [ Laughter ] 240 00:08:13,860 --> 00:08:14,726 I'd like to offer are-buttal. 241 00:08:14,761 --> 00:08:15,827 [ Farts ] 242 00:08:15,862 --> 00:08:17,061 Gentlemen, gentlemen, 243 00:08:17,096 --> 00:08:18,396 I think we can all agree on one thing — 244 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:19,330 [ Farts twice ] 245 00:08:19,365 --> 00:08:20,665 Well, it came out as two things 246 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:21,833 but you get the idea. 247 00:08:21,868 --> 00:08:23,401 [ Laughter ] You guys finished? 248 00:08:23,436 --> 00:08:24,569 [ Laughing stops ] 249 00:08:24,604 --> 00:08:25,737 The division I see 250 00:08:25,772 --> 00:08:26,971 is between the Ricks and Mortys 251 00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:28,840 that like the Citadel divided... 252 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:30,208 and the rest of us. 253 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:32,911 I see it everywhere I go. 254 00:08:32,946 --> 00:08:34,412 I see it in our schools 255 00:08:34,447 --> 00:08:36,247 where they teach Mortys we're all the same, 256 00:08:36,282 --> 00:08:38,516 because they're threatened by what makes us unique. 257 00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:39,751 I see it in our streets 258 00:08:39,786 --> 00:08:41,152 where they give guns to Mortys, 259 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:42,754 so we're too busy fighting each other 260 00:08:42,789 --> 00:08:44,856 to fight real injustice. 261 00:08:44,891 --> 00:08:46,391 I see it in our factories 262 00:08:46,426 --> 00:08:48,760 where Ricks work for a fraction of their boss' salary 263 00:08:48,795 --> 00:08:51,897 even though they're identical and have the same IQ. 264 00:08:53,232 --> 00:08:55,600 The Citadel's problem isn't homeless Mortys 265 00:08:55,635 --> 00:08:56,601 or outraged Ricks. 266 00:08:56,636 --> 00:08:57,602 [ Screams ] 267 00:08:57,637 --> 00:08:59,704 [ Gunshots ] 268 00:08:59,739 --> 00:09:02,173 The Citadel's problem is the Ricks and Mortys 269 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,908 feeding on the Citadel's death... 270 00:09:03,943 --> 00:09:05,009 Holy Shit! 271 00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:06,511 [ Alarm sounding ] 272 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,046 Rick Security Officer: He's headed for the flavor core! 273 00:09:08,081 --> 00:09:10,214 But I've got a message for them, 274 00:09:10,249 --> 00:09:13,184 from the Ricks and Mortys keeping it alive, 275 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:16,254 a message from the Ricks and Mortys 276 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:19,123 that believe in this Citadel 277 00:09:19,158 --> 00:09:21,559 to the Ricks and Mortys that don't. 278 00:09:21,594 --> 00:09:24,729 You're outnumbered. 279 00:09:24,764 --> 00:09:29,233 [ Cheers and applause ] 280 00:09:29,268 --> 00:09:32,570 Holy Shit. 281 00:09:32,605 --> 00:09:33,805 I don't believe it. 282 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:35,139 I-I ca believe it. 283 00:09:35,174 --> 00:09:37,609 I know. That's why you're fired. 284 00:09:39,178 --> 00:09:40,612 Sounds like you're looking for work. 285 00:09:40,647 --> 00:09:41,913 I can offer you 286 00:09:41,948 --> 00:09:43,481 a very enticing compensation package. 287 00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:45,450 First, let's talk benefits... 288 00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:48,886 Daddy loves you. That's Daddy's good girl. 289 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:50,088 Your life is a lie, man. 290 00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:50,688 All your life's are lies! 291 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:51,322 All your life's are lies! 292 00:09:51,357 --> 00:09:52,724 Don't you get it? 293 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:54,392 They told us we were special because we were Ricks, 294 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,227 but they stripped us of everything that made us unique! 295 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:57,562 We know how you feel. 296 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,263 We're working-stiff Ricks just like you. 297 00:09:59,298 --> 00:10:01,065 but our assembly line is justice. 298 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:02,100 What are your demands? 299 00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:03,401 I-I-I want a portal gun. 300 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:04,802 Unregistered, untraceable, 301 00:10:04,837 --> 00:10:07,639 with enough fluid to take me off this God damn prison! 302 00:10:07,674 --> 00:10:10,475 The media's outside. Well, keep 'em there. 303 00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:13,344 Anyway, so yeah, the suspect says the Citadel's a lie, 304 00:10:13,379 --> 00:10:15,313 built on lies, and some other shit. 305 00:10:15,348 --> 00:10:17,248 I say appreciate the life you have, 306 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:18,983 because it can always be worse. 307 00:10:19,018 --> 00:10:19,984 Back to you, Ricks. 308 00:10:20,019 --> 00:10:22,153 Thank you, Rick 0716-C. 309 00:10:22,188 --> 00:10:24,188 That fuckin' guy. Tell me about it. 310 00:10:24,223 --> 00:10:25,289 [ Clears throat ] Meanwhile, in election news, 311 00:10:25,324 --> 00:10:26,624 an unexpected turn of events 312 00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:28,259 as Morty from the Morty Party 313 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:29,694 soars to the top of the polls. 314 00:10:29,729 --> 00:10:31,963 [ Crowd saying "Morty! Morty! Morty!" ] Yes. 315 00:10:31,998 --> 00:10:34,599 Morty, what's your original reality and where's your Rick? 316 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:37,435 Gosh, we moved around so much it's hard to remember. 317 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,303 I see every Rick as my Rick, 318 00:10:39,338 --> 00:10:41,873 I hope they see me as their Morty. [ Crowd laughing agreeably ] 319 00:10:41,908 --> 00:10:44,208 Another? Please? With less water? 320 00:10:44,243 --> 00:10:45,610 Hey, cheer up, pal. 321 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,378 A Morty's gonna be president. 322 00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:48,546 Imagine this kisser 323 00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:50,148 getting blamed for everything. 324 00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:52,150 I guess I should've had more faith. 325 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:55,153 It's not faith you need. It's fear. 326 00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:57,722 What's this? 327 00:10:57,757 --> 00:10:58,790 It's secrets. 328 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:00,324 Wh— wh— wh— what do you think it is? 329 00:11:00,359 --> 00:11:01,793 Look at how I'm dressed. 330 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,661 Rick Reporter: Having taken aim at the system, 331 00:11:03,696 --> 00:11:05,496 are afraid at all for your safety? 332 00:11:05,531 --> 00:11:07,398 Candidate Morty: I'd rather live in hope than fear. 333 00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:08,833 If I had to fear anything, 334 00:11:08,868 --> 00:11:10,068 I'd fear other people being afraid. 335 00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:11,302 Of fear. Itself. 336 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:13,304 But. No, I'm not afraid. 337 00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:15,239 Morty Town Loco #1: Hey, Rick, man, when there's a Morty president, 338 00:11:15,274 --> 00:11:16,974 you gonna lick my balls or what? 339 00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:18,509 Sheeeet, grandson, 340 00:11:18,544 --> 00:11:20,178 you keep me peelin' skrabquams and slippin' nib nibs, 341 00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:22,013 I'll lick whatever ain't nailed down. 342 00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:23,314 [ Laughter ] [ Door crashes ] 343 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:24,682 Hands in the air! 344 00:11:24,717 --> 00:11:26,517 What the hell, man? What the hellin' hell? 345 00:11:26,552 --> 00:11:28,252 You guys doing a little chemistry homework 346 00:11:28,287 --> 00:11:30,188 with Grandpa? Is this what I think it is? 347 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:31,723 Bootleg portal fluid. 348 00:11:33,893 --> 00:11:36,327 [ Screams ] 349 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:37,862 I guess his math was off. 350 00:11:37,897 --> 00:11:39,397 Search the place. 351 00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:43,367 [ Sobbing ] 352 00:11:43,402 --> 00:11:46,738 Are — are you... my new... R— Rick? 353 00:11:46,773 --> 00:11:48,273 It's okay, Morty. 354 00:11:50,476 --> 00:11:51,743 [ Grunts ] [ Screams ] 355 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,213 Jesus. 356 00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:56,547 He stabbed me. He got me bad, Morty. 357 00:11:56,582 --> 00:11:58,549 Shh. It's okay. You're okay. 358 00:11:58,584 --> 00:12:00,218 You were right. [ Coughs ] 359 00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:02,086 Everything I learned at the academy was — Doesn't matter. 360 00:12:02,121 --> 00:12:04,388 Nothing's wrong with putting your faith in a Morty. 361 00:12:04,423 --> 00:12:06,224 You just gotta pick the right one. 362 00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:07,925 Why is there a crib in here? 363 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:10,061 Something they do. To make you feel bad. 364 00:12:10,096 --> 00:12:12,463 Boy, I got us knee-deep in paperwork, huh? 365 00:12:12,498 --> 00:12:14,565 Go to the car and grab a medi-pack. 366 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:16,301 Let me worry about this. 367 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:25,243 What happened? Same old story — 368 00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:27,679 Mortys killing Mortys. 369 00:12:30,817 --> 00:12:33,584 Almost... got it... 370 00:12:33,619 --> 00:12:34,919 [ All yelping ] Farmer Rick: Hey! 371 00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:37,121 Y'all get the hell away from my damn mega fruit! 372 00:12:37,156 --> 00:12:38,156 [ All yelping ] 373 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:39,724 Sic 'em, boy! [ Barking ] 374 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,125 I don't wear this dag-nab hat 375 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:42,493 and commit to this rural character 376 00:12:42,528 --> 00:12:44,729 so you can eat for free while you come of age! 377 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,098 I bet the Wishing Portal leads to a reality 378 00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:48,599 where they're — where all — 379 00:12:48,634 --> 00:12:50,401 where it's a bunch of French toast with boobies. 380 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:52,136 I bet it leads to a place with a bunch of fry — 381 00:12:52,171 --> 00:12:53,738 fly — flies everywhere. 382 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,506 Yeah, I bet it goes nowhere. 383 00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:56,941 I bet it's a big hole 384 00:12:56,976 --> 00:12:58,609 where the Citadel dumps all its broken dreams. 385 00:12:58,644 --> 00:13:00,778 Slick, why do you have to be so dramatic? 386 00:13:00,813 --> 00:13:02,613 You wanna know why? Because of this. 387 00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:04,816 I'm part of an experimental line of Mortys 388 00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:06,317 with a drama implant. 389 00:13:06,352 --> 00:13:08,319 How do you think it feels, Fat Morty, 390 00:13:08,354 --> 00:13:10,188 to know that no matter where I go, 391 00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:11,522 I'll always be the one 392 00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:13,491 that makes everybody sad and a little bored. 393 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:15,793 Slick, that implant isn't who you are, okay? 394 00:13:15,828 --> 00:13:18,529 You also roll up your sleeves. 395 00:13:18,564 --> 00:13:20,832 I thought I was Left-Handed Morty. 396 00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:22,466 Then you should use your left hand 397 00:13:22,501 --> 00:13:23,835 to eat more vegetables. 398 00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:26,304 Hey, there. How you doing? Great to meet you. 399 00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:27,471 I'm a plumber, sir. 400 00:13:27,506 --> 00:13:28,639 I'm a Rick, and I'm a plumber. 401 00:13:28,674 --> 00:13:30,107 That doesn't sound like Rick work. 402 00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:31,709 You didn't come to the Citadel to be a plumber, did you? 403 00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:33,177 Ha! ha! I sure didn't, sir! 404 00:13:33,212 --> 00:13:34,545 Mr. Morty! Mr. Morty! 405 00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:36,514 I cloned myself so you could kiss me as a baby! 406 00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:38,115 This is just like a Morty baby! 407 00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:40,151 [ All cheering ] 408 00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:43,154 Hey, did you, uh, end up getting a new job? 409 00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:44,322 Yeah, I did. 410 00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:45,289 Assassinating you. 411 00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:46,224 [ Groans ] 412 00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:47,191 [ Screams ] 413 00:13:47,226 --> 00:13:48,326 I'm okay... 414 00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:49,994 I'm okay... 415 00:13:50,029 --> 00:13:51,796 I'm... 416 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,364 [ Groans ] 417 00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:56,133 ♫ 418 00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:58,836 Aw, man. Aw, geez. 419 00:13:58,871 --> 00:13:59,837 Aw, hah. 420 00:13:59,872 --> 00:14:01,739 You look like you could use a good time. 421 00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:04,208 One dance for $10, two for $25. 422 00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:06,577 No, thank you — and bad math. 423 00:14:06,612 --> 00:14:08,679 Ha! Ha! Yeah! This is a good time! 424 00:14:08,714 --> 00:14:10,815 What is this place? The Creepy Morty. 425 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,683 What is it your kind's always saying — 426 00:14:12,718 --> 00:14:14,218 "Don't think about it." 427 00:14:14,253 --> 00:14:15,686 Come on. 428 00:14:15,721 --> 00:14:16,988 There's someone important I want you to meet. 429 00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:18,756 Ah, Bubbala! 430 00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:20,725 How'd it go with the Morty Town Locos? 431 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,093 They had a little accident. 432 00:14:22,128 --> 00:14:24,395 They won't be causing any trouble anymore. 433 00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:28,032 Those were bad Mortys. Very bad Mortys. 434 00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:29,000 [ Snaps fingers ] 435 00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,568 Big Morty likes to contribute 436 00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:32,536 to keeping the peace in Morty Town. 437 00:14:32,571 --> 00:14:34,171 Think of him as a "drug lord" 438 00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:35,873 and us as cops on his payroll. 439 00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:36,908 Morty... 440 00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:38,175 - Which Morty? - Which Morty? 441 00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:39,410 M— m— my partner. 442 00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:41,512 Morty, you're right. Morty Town is bad. 443 00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,381 But that doesn't mean that we have to be. 444 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:44,782 Hey, what's going on here, Morty? 445 00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:46,217 - Which Morty? - Which Morty? 446 00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:47,618 The cop, morons! 447 00:14:47,653 --> 00:14:49,787 Don't worry about Rick, Big Morty. 448 00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:50,788 He's new. 449 00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:52,356 He doesn't understand how it works. 450 00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:54,625 That's what you said about your last partner. 451 00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:57,561 Why would you say something like that, Big Morty? 452 00:14:57,596 --> 00:15:00,598 You're fuckin' things up for both of us here. Wrong. 453 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:03,267 He's fuckin' things up for both of you. 454 00:15:03,302 --> 00:15:05,770 Unless he takes the money. 455 00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:08,039 Big Morty, you're under arrest. 456 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:10,474 S— smartest man in the universe. 457 00:15:10,509 --> 00:15:11,709 [ Grunts ] 458 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,579 [ All shouting, gunfire ] 459 00:15:16,615 --> 00:15:18,816 They're just props! Th— they're just props! 460 00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:22,553 [ Groans ] Not so big now, are ya? 461 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,255 I never was! It was figurative! 462 00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:26,557 That's enough. If we don't kill him, he'll talk. 463 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,559 If you do, I'll talk. 464 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:30,161 Cowboy Morty: O— one thing's for sure, 465 00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:31,929 Y— y'all don't have to worry about Cowboy Morty talkin'. 466 00:15:31,964 --> 00:15:35,266 This little cowpoke's gonna mosey up on out of here. 467 00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:37,601 You told me to put my faith in the right Morty. 468 00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:39,337 I've got faith in you, partner. 469 00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,105 Do the right thing. 470 00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:43,741 Oh, Grandpa Rick, 471 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,576 I-I don't wanna be on the Citadel anymore. 472 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:46,944 I wanna be a regular kid. 473 00:15:46,979 --> 00:15:49,313 I-I wanna to go to school and throw balls around 474 00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:50,949 and masturbate. 475 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:58,956 [ Sirens wailing ] 476 00:15:58,991 --> 00:16:00,524 What the hell happened in there? 477 00:16:00,559 --> 00:16:02,126 Same old story. 478 00:16:02,161 --> 00:16:03,995 Ricks killing Mortys. 479 00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:06,831 Okay, man, okay, we got your portal gun. 480 00:16:12,671 --> 00:16:14,305 What the hell's he doing? 481 00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:16,640 [ Groans ] Where — where am I? A bad place. 482 00:16:16,675 --> 00:16:18,476 But you're going to a better one soon. 483 00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:20,978 Hey! Hey! 484 00:16:21,013 --> 00:16:21,879 No, no, no, no... 485 00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:23,147 Whaa— 486 00:16:23,182 --> 00:16:24,115 God damn it! 487 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,816 A portal to the blender dimension? 488 00:16:25,851 --> 00:16:27,218 That's the oldest trick in the book! 489 00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:29,286 I'm a Rick! I'm more Rick than any of you! 490 00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:31,789 Then you should know you just killed your only leverage! 491 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,491 Then comes and get me, motherfucker! 492 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:34,525 [ Guns cock ] 493 00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:37,728 [ Buzzing ] 494 00:16:37,763 --> 00:16:40,865 Stop. I'm Rick D. Sanchez the Third, 495 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,800 owner of this here wafer establishment, 496 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,969 and I say that the Rick in there is right. 497 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,504 He's more Rick than any of you. 498 00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:47,671 He's a terrorist! 499 00:16:47,706 --> 00:16:48,839 What Rick isn't? 500 00:16:48,874 --> 00:16:50,541 This Citadel was founded by Ricks 501 00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:51,842 for Ricks to be free! 502 00:16:51,877 --> 00:16:53,344 What's your name, young man? 503 00:16:53,379 --> 00:16:55,813 Rick. And I'm — The same age as me, I know. 504 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,915 How long have you worked here? 15 years. 505 00:16:57,950 --> 00:16:59,583 What the hell have we become? 506 00:16:59,618 --> 00:17:01,052 Whatever time you were gonna make him serve, 507 00:17:01,087 --> 00:17:02,219 he's served it. 508 00:17:02,254 --> 00:17:03,521 It ends now. 509 00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:05,322 Come with me, friend. Where are we going? 510 00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:06,690 To your new life. 511 00:17:06,725 --> 00:17:09,393 Which starts with walking the fuck out of here. 512 00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:10,728 - Yo J-22, give 'em hell! - [ Burps ] 513 00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:13,097 [ Cheers and applause ] 514 00:17:13,132 --> 00:17:15,366 Sam Elliot: There's a Rick that held a factory hostage 515 00:17:15,401 --> 00:17:18,169 after murdering his boss and several coworkers. 516 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:22,206 The factory made cookies, flavored them with lies. 517 00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:24,442 He made us all take a look at what we were doing. 518 00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:27,111 And in the bargain, he got a taste of real freedom. 519 00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:28,045 ♫ 520 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:29,213 [ Gunshot ] 521 00:17:29,248 --> 00:17:30,614 We captured that taste, 522 00:17:30,649 --> 00:17:31,916 and we keep giving it to him 523 00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:33,717 so he give it right back to you, 524 00:17:33,752 --> 00:17:34,952 in every bite of new 525 00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:36,954 Simple Rick Freedom Wafer Selects. 526 00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:39,223 Come home to the unique flavor 527 00:17:39,258 --> 00:17:41,525 of shattering the grand illusion. 528 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:44,228 Come home to Simple Rick. 529 00:17:44,263 --> 00:17:46,530 It is real. 530 00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:48,132 [ Grunts ] 531 00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:49,567 After you. 532 00:17:54,773 --> 00:17:57,908 Specs: There it is. The Wishing Portal. 533 00:17:57,943 --> 00:17:59,477 They say for your wish to come true, 534 00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:02,746 you have to give up something really important. 535 00:18:02,781 --> 00:18:04,949 For me, that's my panini maker. 536 00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:07,051 I wish for a million sandwiches. 537 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,620 And, yes, I see the irony. 538 00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:11,122 I guess I wish I had something cooler 539 00:18:11,157 --> 00:18:12,990 than this dumb-ass surfer necklace. 540 00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:14,925 I wish incest porn had — 541 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,794 had a more mainstream appeal. 542 00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,295 For — for a friend of mine. 543 00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:20,564 None of those things are gonna happen, you know. 544 00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,833 Morty wishes never come true. 545 00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:24,101 Not on the Citadel. 546 00:18:24,136 --> 00:18:25,603 Then why did you bring us here? 547 00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,238 Because I wish that would change. 548 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,673 I wish anything about this life would change. 549 00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:30,941 Well, I hope you're putting something 550 00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:33,110 pretty God damn important in there. 551 00:18:33,145 --> 00:18:34,345 Me too. 552 00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:35,813 But I doubt it. 553 00:18:36,382 --> 00:18:38,182 - No! - Slick! 554 00:18:40,152 --> 00:18:41,619 M— maybe... 555 00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:43,187 maybe it went somewhere nice. 556 00:18:43,222 --> 00:18:44,788 Automated Rick: Garbage dump. 557 00:18:44,823 --> 00:18:46,991 Stand [burp] back. 558 00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:52,930 He had to be stopped. 559 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,032 He — he cou— he c— couldn't be allowed to win. 560 00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:57,001 Then you should've [burps] worked on your aim, bro. 561 00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:59,470 He's alive? No, no, no. You gotta listen to me. 562 00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:00,471 I-I worked for him. 563 00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:01,805 I was his campaign manager. 564 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,874 That Morty is not what he seems. 565 00:19:03,909 --> 00:19:06,477 Yeah, well, no Morty seems like a president. 566 00:19:06,512 --> 00:19:08,512 He... won? Yeah. 567 00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:10,814 It was a blow out. 568 00:19:10,849 --> 00:19:12,349 I would hardly call it a blow out. 569 00:19:12,384 --> 00:19:14,051 It was almost close enough to trigger a recount. 570 00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:16,854 Jesus. What are you joke security now too? 571 00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:18,622 Rick Cop: Why am I still here? 572 00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:20,124 I heard he confessed to everything. 573 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,326 Your case has been reviewed. You're free to go. 574 00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:25,496 But... I violated at least a dozen departmental codes. 575 00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:27,498 New department. New codes. 576 00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:28,899 New Citadel. 577 00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:30,701 Specs: Did we miss graduation? 578 00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:31,969 Where are the new Ricks? 579 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,837 No graduation. No new Ricks. 580 00:19:33,872 --> 00:19:35,873 The school's curriculum is changing. To what? 581 00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:37,675 I don't know, and I don't have to know. 582 00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:38,842 I've been fired. 583 00:19:38,877 --> 00:19:40,244 [ Burping ] Good luck, turds. 584 00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:43,114 Holy crap. Slick's wish came true. 585 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,817 Sorry I'm late, Mr. President. 586 00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:49,520 Had a little crisis at work. Worth it! 587 00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:50,588 It's no problem. 588 00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:52,189 Uh, a little more off the top. 589 00:19:52,224 --> 00:19:54,692 You were saying, Garment District Rick. 590 00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:56,393 We were saying, "President" Morty, 591 00:19:56,428 --> 00:19:58,829 that we don't care who sits in that seat. 592 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,831 A Rick, a Morty, a god damn Jerry — 593 00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,233 it doesn't matter. 594 00:20:02,268 --> 00:20:03,901 We've been running the Citadel since before the council 595 00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:05,936 and you'll find that we're still running it now. 596 00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:07,504 Does he really speak for everyone here? 597 00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:08,839 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 598 00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,241 Well, I think it's important to be clear. 599 00:20:10,276 --> 00:20:12,743 Raise your hand if he speaks for you. 600 00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,715 [ All screaming ] 601 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,783 Is... that enough off the top? 602 00:20:19,818 --> 00:20:22,086 I don't know. Is it? 603 00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:23,554 - Yes, yes, god damn, yes. - I think it's great. 604 00:20:23,589 --> 00:20:25,222 Good. 605 00:20:25,257 --> 00:20:27,224 This seems like a good time for a drink 606 00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:30,894 and a cold calculated speech with sinister overtones. 607 00:20:30,929 --> 00:20:34,565 A speech about politics... 608 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,267 About order... 609 00:20:36,302 --> 00:20:38,402 Brotherhood... 610 00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:39,803 Power. 611 00:20:39,838 --> 00:20:42,072 But speeches are for campaigning. 612 00:20:42,107 --> 00:20:45,142 Now is the time for action. 613 00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:47,378 ♫ 614 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:48,912 [ Blond Redhead's "For the Damaged" plays ] 615 00:20:48,947 --> 00:20:52,616 ♪ Ah-ah, ah, ah, ah 616 00:20:52,651 --> 00:20:55,719 ♪ Ah, ah-ah 617 00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:59,423 ♪ Ah-ah, ah, ah, ah 618 00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:01,492 ♪ Ah, ah-ah 619 00:21:01,527 --> 00:21:07,164 ♫ 620 00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:12,636 ♫ 621 00:21:12,671 --> 00:21:16,340 ♪ Ah-ah, ah, ah, ah 622 00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:19,143 ♪ Ah, ah-ah 623 00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:22,846 ♪ Ah-ah, ah, ah, ah 624 00:21:22,881 --> 00:21:25,349 ♪ Ah, ah-ah 625 00:21:25,384 --> 00:21:35,359 ♫ 626 00:21:35,394 --> 00:21:42,800 ♫ 627 00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:44,935 Whoo! [ Laughs ] Yeah! 628 00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:47,104 Atlantis, baby! That was amazing. 629 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:48,806 You got some of that mermaid puss. 630 00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:51,342 I'm really hoping it wasn't a one-off thing and I can see her again. 631 00:21:51,377 --> 00:21:52,376 By the way, hey, um, 632 00:21:52,411 --> 00:21:54,011 you're still not curious about what 633 00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:55,612 what might've happened at that crazy Citadel place? 634 00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:56,647 Psh. Not at all, Morty. 635 00:21:56,682 --> 00:21:57,881 That place will never have 636 00:21:57,916 --> 00:21:59,717 any bearing over our lives ever again. 637 00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:01,285 Unlike that mermaid puss! [ Laughs ] Whoo! 638 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,520 Yeah! We're going back for seconds! Yeah! Yeah! Whoo! 639 00:22:03,555 --> 00:22:05,055 We're gonna do that shit every week, man! 640 00:22:05,090 --> 00:22:07,224 That was Atlantis! Oh, shit!