1 00:00:06,267 --> 00:00:09,400 [ Distant screaming ] 2 00:00:09,444 --> 00:00:12,969 Oh! Oh! Ah! 3 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:14,318 [ Crow cawing ] 4 00:00:14,362 --> 00:00:17,017 It's the crow man! 5 00:00:18,496 --> 00:00:20,020 [ Belches ] 6 00:00:22,152 --> 00:00:23,501 Give it a second. 7 00:00:23,545 --> 00:00:25,503 Maybe he's taking it out to surrender. 8 00:00:25,547 --> 00:00:27,636 [ Whooshing ] 9 00:00:27,679 --> 00:00:29,420 [ Sword clangs ] 10 00:00:29,464 --> 00:00:34,164 ♪ 11 00:00:34,208 --> 00:00:35,861 He's anti-heroic. Run! 12 00:00:35,905 --> 00:00:37,950 [ Feet pattering ] I don't understand. 13 00:00:37,994 --> 00:00:39,300 He's only one man! 14 00:00:39,343 --> 00:00:41,258 With the power of a thousand crows. 15 00:00:41,302 --> 00:00:42,433 [ Crows cawing ] 16 00:00:42,477 --> 00:00:43,913 Oh, oh! Ooh! 17 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:47,177 [ Strained ] Good luck. 18 00:00:48,135 --> 00:00:50,702 Crows and owls have always been at war, 19 00:00:50,746 --> 00:00:51,921 but why do you care? 20 00:00:51,964 --> 00:00:52,922 What's the point? 21 00:00:52,965 --> 00:00:55,316 Here's two. 22 00:00:55,359 --> 00:00:56,273 [ Grunts ] 23 00:00:56,317 --> 00:00:58,580 [ Cheers and applause ] 24 00:00:58,623 --> 00:01:01,104 Ha-ha! Yeah. Cool. Morty? 25 00:01:01,148 --> 00:01:02,975 Uh, h-hey, man! 26 00:01:03,019 --> 00:01:04,020 Good to see you! 27 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,282 [ Crows cawing ] 28 00:01:05,326 --> 00:01:07,197 Y-You're, like, looking, like, 29 00:01:07,241 --> 00:01:08,764 into crows...still. 30 00:01:08,807 --> 00:01:10,766 Oh, uh, two crows, you remember Morty. 31 00:01:10,809 --> 00:01:12,376 Morty, two crows.[ Crows caw ] 32 00:01:12,420 --> 00:01:13,812 It's good to see you, 33 00:01:13,856 --> 00:01:15,205 but if you'd given me more of a heads up -- 34 00:01:15,249 --> 00:01:16,946 Well, I-I was just in the neighborhood. 35 00:01:16,989 --> 00:01:18,382 I-It wasn't like --It's just that the battle for crows 36 00:01:18,426 --> 00:01:20,341 is kind of never-ending. 37 00:01:20,384 --> 00:01:21,298 Huh. Right. 38 00:01:21,342 --> 00:01:23,126 A little pointless, then, right? 39 00:01:23,170 --> 00:01:25,128 That came out wrong, s-sounded judgy. 40 00:01:25,172 --> 00:01:27,261 -Crowhorse. Crowhorse. -Okay. 41 00:01:27,304 --> 00:01:29,393 -Crowhorse. Crowhorse. -Looks like... 42 00:01:29,437 --> 00:01:32,048 looks like they're leading you to a thing. 43 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:33,267 Take care, Morty. 44 00:01:33,310 --> 00:01:34,398 You -- You too! 45 00:01:34,442 --> 00:01:36,183 I-I'm doing good, by the way. 46 00:01:36,226 --> 00:01:38,402 Oh, my dad was gonna eat that yogurt you left in the fridge 47 00:01:38,446 --> 00:01:39,142 but I-I told him -- 48 00:01:39,186 --> 00:02:06,300 ♪ 49 00:02:07,214 --> 00:02:09,433 [ Insects chirping ] 50 00:02:09,477 --> 00:02:13,307 ♪ 51 00:02:13,350 --> 00:02:15,265 [ Rick belches ] 52 00:02:15,309 --> 00:02:18,225 ♪ 53 00:02:18,268 --> 00:02:19,965 [ Indistinct talking ] 54 00:02:20,009 --> 00:02:22,054 [ Thunder crashes ] 55 00:02:22,098 --> 00:02:24,187 [ Clears throat ] I'm looking for... 56 00:02:24,231 --> 00:02:26,320 Crow Scare. 57 00:02:26,363 --> 00:02:28,974 The scarecrow? The evil scarecrow? 58 00:02:29,018 --> 00:02:32,195 Come on. Whoever gives him up first lives. 59 00:02:32,239 --> 00:02:34,284 Fine, I can kill an extra asshole. 60 00:02:34,328 --> 00:02:35,416 Helps me get my steps in. 61 00:02:35,459 --> 00:02:37,853 [ Whooshing ] 62 00:02:42,031 --> 00:02:44,425 ♪ 63 00:02:44,468 --> 00:02:46,470 Ah! 64 00:02:46,514 --> 00:02:48,124 [ Clanging ] 65 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:49,430 Ahhh! 66 00:02:51,388 --> 00:02:53,434 Rick! Morty? 67 00:02:53,477 --> 00:02:54,652 Wood?! 68 00:02:54,696 --> 00:02:56,306 Aghhhh! 69 00:02:57,046 --> 00:02:59,135 Uh, Morty, why are you now like 40? 70 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,571 Th-That's how long it's been, Rick. 71 00:03:00,615 --> 00:03:03,226 Oh, uh, I guess we can have a drink together, then. 72 00:03:03,270 --> 00:03:05,489 Do you have a rum and Coke? 73 00:03:05,533 --> 00:03:06,577 What are you, 20? 74 00:03:06,621 --> 00:03:08,449 [ Chuckling ] Oh, bless your heart. 75 00:03:08,492 --> 00:03:10,277 Time be goin' by, don't she? 76 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:12,017 That's your reaction to finding out 77 00:03:12,061 --> 00:03:13,497 you wasted your entire life? 78 00:03:13,541 --> 00:03:14,455 I feel okay. 79 00:03:14,498 --> 00:03:15,891 Well -- well, what about me?! 80 00:03:15,934 --> 00:03:17,936 Whoa. Excuse us, boys. 81 00:03:17,980 --> 00:03:19,938 You don't wanna be here for this.[ Crows cawing ] 82 00:03:19,982 --> 00:03:21,244 I thought if I gave you enough space, 83 00:03:21,288 --> 00:03:23,290 you'd outgrow this... phase. 84 00:03:23,333 --> 00:03:25,640 Here's your drink, poser. 85 00:03:25,683 --> 00:03:28,120 Dad got sick, you know. Stage 4. 86 00:03:28,164 --> 00:03:29,513 You would've loved it. 87 00:03:29,557 --> 00:03:31,428 Summer's a nurse -- well, pretty much a nurse. 88 00:03:31,472 --> 00:03:33,517 She -- She married a junkie. 89 00:03:33,561 --> 00:03:35,476 Rick, come home, 90 00:03:35,519 --> 00:03:36,694 while we still got a little time. 91 00:03:36,738 --> 00:03:38,261 Morty, what we had wasn't healthy. 92 00:03:38,305 --> 00:03:40,089 And this is? 93 00:03:40,132 --> 00:03:41,482 Y-You've had a thousand adventures with these crows. 94 00:03:41,525 --> 00:03:43,092 When are you gonna kill their big bad? 95 00:03:43,135 --> 00:03:44,702 First off, the "will they/kill they" 96 00:03:44,746 --> 00:03:46,530 is everything to my guys. 97 00:03:46,574 --> 00:03:48,358 And second, fuck you for trying to undermine my happiness. 98 00:03:48,402 --> 00:03:50,360 This may be the last time you ever lay eyes on me! 99 00:03:50,404 --> 00:03:51,970 I hope that's not true, Morty, 100 00:03:52,014 --> 00:03:53,711 because you look like s[burps]shit, 101 00:03:53,755 --> 00:03:56,061 and this is not how I wanna remember you. 102 00:03:56,105 --> 00:04:09,379 ♪ 103 00:04:09,423 --> 00:04:11,381 Crow Scare: Now that I have his two crows, 104 00:04:11,425 --> 00:04:14,297 nothing will stop me from eliminating Crow Rick. 105 00:04:14,341 --> 00:04:15,994 [ Crows cawing ] Don't defend him to me. 106 00:04:16,038 --> 00:04:17,779 I don't even get what you see in him. 107 00:04:17,822 --> 00:04:19,302 [ Crows cawing ] You're right. 108 00:04:19,346 --> 00:04:22,436 We should be enjoying the time we have together. 109 00:04:22,479 --> 00:04:23,785 Crow Rick! 110 00:04:23,828 --> 00:04:25,308 Oh, I-I know what this must look like, but -- 111 00:04:25,352 --> 00:04:27,528 It looks like my arch nemesis, Crow Scare, 112 00:04:27,571 --> 00:04:29,791 and my sidekicks planning adventures together. 113 00:04:29,834 --> 00:04:31,445 You are hardly the victim here. 114 00:04:31,488 --> 00:04:33,534 I was adventuring with these two crows 115 00:04:33,577 --> 00:04:35,579 before you ever came along. 116 00:04:38,365 --> 00:04:40,018 [ Crows cawing ] 117 00:04:40,062 --> 00:04:41,890 What do you mean, "using me as a rebound?" 118 00:04:41,933 --> 00:04:43,544 [ Cawing ] 119 00:04:43,587 --> 00:04:45,676 You feel like I was using you as a rebound, too? 120 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:47,896 Well, shit, this lost all meaning. 121 00:04:47,939 --> 00:04:49,332 I guess it could have been worse. 122 00:04:49,376 --> 00:04:50,899 At least adventuring was just a metaphor 123 00:04:50,942 --> 00:04:53,118 for romantic partnership, so it's not a real break-up. 124 00:04:53,162 --> 00:04:54,598 Speak for yourself. 125 00:04:54,642 --> 00:04:56,992 We immensely enjoy each other's bodies. 126 00:04:57,035 --> 00:04:58,602 What?! Ugh! No! 127 00:04:58,646 --> 00:04:59,995 Sounds like the man's asking for proof. 128 00:05:00,038 --> 00:05:01,692 Let's show him, fellas! 129 00:05:01,736 --> 00:05:03,390 -I-I asked for zero proof! -Ahh! 130 00:05:03,433 --> 00:05:04,565 Zero proof! 131 00:05:04,608 --> 00:05:06,349 [ Whoosh! ] 132 00:05:08,438 --> 00:05:09,613 [ Metal clanging ] 133 00:05:11,572 --> 00:05:13,225 I'm giving you free will. 134 00:05:13,269 --> 00:05:15,619 Yah! 135 00:05:15,663 --> 00:05:17,447 Crow Horse: Submit to Crow Horse! 136 00:05:17,491 --> 00:05:19,406 [ People screaming ] 137 00:05:19,449 --> 00:05:21,408 Whoops. 138 00:05:21,451 --> 00:05:22,931 [ Doorbell rings ] 139 00:05:22,974 --> 00:05:25,586 -Rick? -Wubba lubba dub dub! I'm back, pal! 140 00:05:25,629 --> 00:05:27,283 Jerry: Morty, who's at the door? 141 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,980 Wait a minute. I thought you died gruesomely? 142 00:05:29,024 --> 00:05:30,417 W-what the hell's going on here? 143 00:05:30,460 --> 00:05:31,809 See, uh, the -- the thing is, uh... 144 00:05:31,853 --> 00:05:33,942 Can you please make Morty 14 again, Dad? 145 00:05:33,985 --> 00:05:35,596 This is ridiculous. 146 00:05:35,639 --> 00:05:37,554 Okay, look, I-I may have used an aging serum 147 00:05:37,598 --> 00:05:39,730 to kind of emotionally blackmail you a little. 148 00:05:39,774 --> 00:05:41,384 I kind of figured, and I totally get it, Morty, 149 00:05:41,428 --> 00:05:43,255 I-I'm done with the two crows. 150 00:05:43,299 --> 00:05:45,432 Like, they were super clingy and I'm ready to make this work. 151 00:05:45,475 --> 00:05:46,563 Let's just hit the reset button. 152 00:05:46,607 --> 00:05:48,565 Well, no, honey, not a reset, okay? 153 00:05:48,609 --> 00:05:51,307 Tell your grandpa that you're worthy of his respect 154 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:53,222 and you want to be treated differently from now on. 155 00:05:53,265 --> 00:05:54,397 I refuse to do that. 156 00:05:54,441 --> 00:05:55,790 I-I'm desperate to get back together. 157 00:05:55,833 --> 00:05:57,400 -Just like his old man. -Don't worry, honey. 158 00:05:57,444 --> 00:05:58,619 That's just Morty's middle age talking. 159 00:05:58,662 --> 00:06:00,098 He'll be less codependent once we get 160 00:06:00,142 --> 00:06:01,665 more of his life in front of him again. 161 00:06:01,709 --> 00:06:02,840 Uh, I'd like him to stay 40 162 00:06:02,884 --> 00:06:05,539 so he can keep buying my friends molly. 163 00:06:05,582 --> 00:06:06,627 I'd rather throw my vote away 164 00:06:06,670 --> 00:06:08,542 than use it to support a flawed system. 165 00:06:08,585 --> 00:06:10,500 Can we make our first adventure fixing this? 166 00:06:10,544 --> 00:06:12,284 I keep thinking about -lawn care. -Okay, buddy. 167 00:06:12,328 --> 00:06:13,677 Who sold you this shitty aging serum? 168 00:06:13,721 --> 00:06:15,331 -What did he look like? -Just like you. 169 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,202 I-I got it -from the Citadel. -Hot damn. 170 00:06:17,246 --> 00:06:19,291 Hittin' the ground running with a Citadel episode. 171 00:06:19,335 --> 00:06:20,902 See ya later, masturbators. 172 00:06:21,729 --> 00:06:26,429 [ Muzak playing ] 173 00:06:26,473 --> 00:06:28,692 Hi! I'm Citadel's new mascot, Andy, 174 00:06:28,736 --> 00:06:29,998 because this place wouldn't be home 175 00:06:30,041 --> 00:06:32,261 without Ricks "Andy" Mortys. 176 00:06:32,304 --> 00:06:33,523 Dumb. 177 00:06:33,567 --> 00:06:34,655 Ooh, what happened to this place? 178 00:06:34,698 --> 00:06:36,526 There's a Morty president now. 179 00:06:36,570 --> 00:06:38,572 Aw, that's cute. They rebuilt. They made it nicer. 180 00:06:38,615 --> 00:06:39,790 They made it Glendale. 181 00:06:39,834 --> 00:06:41,139 God damn, you are cantankerous. 182 00:06:41,183 --> 00:06:42,445 Even pooping hurts now. 183 00:06:42,489 --> 00:06:44,665 Yeah, well, this place is gonna fix you right up. 184 00:06:44,708 --> 00:06:46,580 Okay, so, we've got a standard Morty 185 00:06:46,623 --> 00:06:48,538 that's been aged to...40? 186 00:06:48,582 --> 00:06:49,713 Can you reverse it? 187 00:06:49,757 --> 00:06:51,323 Well, if you look at it like a bone, 188 00:06:51,367 --> 00:06:52,934 what we can do is break his age in two places, 189 00:06:52,977 --> 00:06:55,153 remove the middle, and graft its ends back together. 190 00:06:55,197 --> 00:06:56,851 Th-that sounds really violent. 191 00:06:56,894 --> 00:06:58,592 It's not a literal bone, Morty. 192 00:06:58,635 --> 00:06:59,897 Oh, okay. 193 00:06:59,941 --> 00:07:01,072 Ah, brace yourself, the process does also 194 00:07:01,116 --> 00:07:02,509 break every bone in your body. 195 00:07:02,552 --> 00:07:05,033 Wait! Aah! Ooh! Ow! 196 00:07:05,076 --> 00:07:06,991 -I like crayons. -Girls are gross. 197 00:07:09,385 --> 00:07:12,519 I-I think I feel like myself again. 198 00:07:12,562 --> 00:07:13,607 Uh, you look a little weird. 199 00:07:13,650 --> 00:07:15,347 Your skin's all pink like a baby mouse. 200 00:07:15,391 --> 00:07:16,827 -I-Is that normal? -Probably. 201 00:07:16,871 --> 00:07:18,568 Uh, sign here for storage or disposal 202 00:07:18,612 --> 00:07:19,656 of the 26 years we removed. 203 00:07:19,700 --> 00:07:21,049 Wait, what? 204 00:07:21,092 --> 00:07:22,485 I ain't payin' to store 26 years. 205 00:07:22,529 --> 00:07:23,486 Well, then you're taking it with you. 206 00:07:23,530 --> 00:07:25,270 [ Rumbling ] 207 00:07:25,314 --> 00:07:27,272 I'm almost ready to sell out. 208 00:07:27,316 --> 00:07:28,491 Alright, what's disposal cost? 209 00:07:28,535 --> 00:07:30,275 [ Rumbling and punching ] 210 00:07:30,319 --> 00:07:32,103 -Oh! -S-something unfair's happening. 211 00:07:32,147 --> 00:07:33,714 There's no escape. No escape! 212 00:07:33,757 --> 00:07:35,716 Let me help you! This is not a good look. 213 00:07:35,759 --> 00:07:36,891 Oh! [ Gunshot ] 214 00:07:36,934 --> 00:07:38,719 Oh, boy. Hey! They -- they shot me! 215 00:07:38,762 --> 00:07:40,503 You are seriously hurting the Citadel experience. 216 00:07:40,547 --> 00:07:41,852 -Listen to me! -Drop the gun! 217 00:07:41,896 --> 00:07:43,288 Death is coming for us all, 218 00:07:43,332 --> 00:07:44,681 and the Citadel is a weapon of mass des-- 219 00:07:44,725 --> 00:07:46,378 [ Gunshot ] 220 00:07:46,422 --> 00:07:48,337 Woof. You're about to get suspended with pay. 221 00:07:48,380 --> 00:07:50,600 Come on, Morty, let's get outta here before this gets political. 222 00:07:50,644 --> 00:07:53,298 Oh! Was I... influential? 223 00:07:53,342 --> 00:07:54,996 Yeah, y-you were influential. 224 00:07:55,039 --> 00:07:57,520 Y-You had like seven -- seven blogs. 225 00:07:57,564 --> 00:07:59,566 Tight. Oh. 226 00:07:59,609 --> 00:08:01,393 Ugh. Too late. 227 00:08:01,437 --> 00:08:02,699 Rick C-137, 228 00:08:02,743 --> 00:08:04,745 President Morty requests you join him for dinner. 229 00:08:04,788 --> 00:08:06,355 Whoa! S-Seriously? 230 00:08:06,398 --> 00:08:07,530 You know I destroyed this place. 231 00:08:07,574 --> 00:08:09,314 You've been pardoned for that, sir. 232 00:08:09,358 --> 00:08:10,968 Rick! Let's have dinner with the Morty President. 233 00:08:11,012 --> 00:08:12,796 Morty, the idea was to get back to simple adventures. 234 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:14,406 The Citadel runs on canon. 235 00:08:14,450 --> 00:08:16,670 Okay. I guess things really are just going right back 236 00:08:16,713 --> 00:08:17,714 to how they were. 237 00:08:17,758 --> 00:08:19,455 Fine. I could eat. 238 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:21,544 But the second he reveals he's evil, we're gone. 239 00:08:21,588 --> 00:08:25,113 [ Ominous music playing ] 240 00:08:25,156 --> 00:08:27,202 I dunno. It tastes... pretty good. 241 00:08:27,245 --> 00:08:29,030 Okay, let me know if you start feeling poisony. 242 00:08:29,073 --> 00:08:30,597 Good to have you back, buddy. 243 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:32,555 Mmm! 244 00:08:32,599 --> 00:08:34,731 Sorry I'm late. Never really ends around here. 245 00:08:34,775 --> 00:08:36,167 Look at this, Morty. 246 00:08:36,211 --> 00:08:37,647 They really did make a you the president. 247 00:08:37,691 --> 00:08:38,779 And I hate 'em every day for it. 248 00:08:38,822 --> 00:08:41,042 But wow! Rick C-137. 249 00:08:41,085 --> 00:08:43,435 Now, that's a guy to move your schedule around for. 250 00:08:43,479 --> 00:08:45,437 Not -- Not here to blow the place up again, I hope. 251 00:08:45,481 --> 00:08:47,483 [ Chuckles ] Ha! Not unless you try to keep me here. 252 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:48,832 Ha-ha, geez. Wouldn't dream of it. 253 00:08:48,876 --> 00:08:50,399 But it's amazing you dropped by 254 00:08:50,442 --> 00:08:52,357 because I was eventually gonna hunt you down. 255 00:08:52,401 --> 00:08:54,142 There's the reveal. Let's dance. 256 00:08:54,185 --> 00:08:55,796 -Ha! Geez. -Rick, come on, man. 257 00:08:55,839 --> 00:08:57,928 The guy got elected president by Ricks and Mortys. 258 00:08:57,972 --> 00:09:00,017 -He's being really nice. -All politicians are nice. 259 00:09:00,061 --> 00:09:01,628 He's a hot bag of peanuts, isn't he? 260 00:09:01,671 --> 00:09:03,281 We've been through a lot. 261 00:09:03,325 --> 00:09:05,240 A-And he does not like --Serialized drama. 262 00:09:05,283 --> 00:09:07,372 Right, no drama. Keep it episodic. 263 00:09:07,416 --> 00:09:08,678 Ricks never look back. 264 00:09:08,722 --> 00:09:10,462 Waste of a legend in his case. 265 00:09:10,506 --> 00:09:12,421 You know he practically -built this place? -Wait, what? 266 00:09:12,464 --> 00:09:14,641 And now you're running it squeaky clean, right? 267 00:09:14,684 --> 00:09:15,598 That's why you got deformed Mortys 268 00:09:15,642 --> 00:09:16,817 coming up through the sewer lines 269 00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:18,688 talking about hope and change? 270 00:09:18,732 --> 00:09:20,647 -Fair enough. -Good clapback, Rick. 271 00:09:20,690 --> 00:09:21,778 What's the deal with that, Mister P? 272 00:09:21,822 --> 00:09:23,432 I got a little project going on. 273 00:09:23,475 --> 00:09:24,738 Required some hands-on labor. 274 00:09:24,781 --> 00:09:26,609 It would require less if you were willing 275 00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:27,784 to tell me how one might 276 00:09:27,828 --> 00:09:29,656 bring down the Central Finite Curve. 277 00:09:29,699 --> 00:09:31,048 Alright, time to go, Morty. 278 00:09:31,092 --> 00:09:32,267 I want to know what he's talking about. 279 00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:33,529 Yeah, you've come all this way. 280 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:34,835 Can you give me 10 more seconds? 281 00:09:34,878 --> 00:09:36,706 Literally 10? Because now it would be 6. 282 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:37,838 Oh, I'm fine with that. 283 00:09:37,881 --> 00:09:39,491 Make it 2. 284 00:09:39,535 --> 00:09:41,232 One.[ Ding! ] 285 00:09:41,276 --> 00:09:42,843 Like I said, would have been a big help for you to tell me, 286 00:09:42,886 --> 00:09:44,975 but I should have everything I need from you now. 287 00:09:45,019 --> 00:09:46,629 Let me just make sure. 288 00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:48,762 You can't scan an entire brain over appetizers. 289 00:09:48,805 --> 00:09:52,330 Oh, most of yours got scanned a long time ago. 290 00:09:52,374 --> 00:09:53,636 You probably don't remember. 291 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:55,899 Check out season 1, episode 9, Rick Heads. 292 00:09:55,943 --> 00:09:57,901 Excel[burps]sior! 293 00:09:57,945 --> 00:09:59,686 -Evil Rick. -We kicked his ass! 294 00:09:59,729 --> 00:10:01,209 "Evil Rick." I love it. 295 00:10:01,252 --> 00:10:02,689 Smartest man in the universe, 296 00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:05,343 with an ego so big you can just grab it like a joystick. 297 00:10:05,387 --> 00:10:06,997 [ Whirring ] Looks complete. 298 00:10:07,041 --> 00:10:08,433 I was afraid I'd have to kill every Rick 299 00:10:08,477 --> 00:10:09,739 on the Citadel to get what I needed. 300 00:10:09,783 --> 00:10:11,785 You asshole! I vouched for you! 301 00:10:11,828 --> 00:10:13,787 He only came here because I asked him to. 302 00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:14,918 I'm sorry, Rick. 303 00:10:14,962 --> 00:10:16,441 That apology and a screwdriver in my hand 304 00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:17,660 would be worth a screwdriver. 305 00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:19,314 You sellout Mortys kill me. 306 00:10:19,357 --> 00:10:20,881 I'd hate you more than the Ricks you worship 307 00:10:20,924 --> 00:10:22,099 if there was any point. 308 00:10:22,143 --> 00:10:23,492 But you can't help it. 309 00:10:23,535 --> 00:10:24,667 You were bred for it. 310 00:10:24,711 --> 00:10:26,147 Wanna see? 311 00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:29,106 [ Whirring ] 312 00:10:29,150 --> 00:10:30,847 You already know Rogue Ricks used Mortys 313 00:10:30,891 --> 00:10:33,241 to hide themselves from the Citadel. 314 00:10:33,284 --> 00:10:34,721 But you might not know it worked so well 315 00:10:34,764 --> 00:10:36,331 that the Citadel became its own 316 00:10:36,374 --> 00:10:37,811 Morty Market. 317 00:10:37,854 --> 00:10:39,682 And I'm sure you don't know how far they've gone 318 00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:41,684 to help supply meet demand. 319 00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:43,338 Sure, Ricks could scour infinity 320 00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:44,861 for naturally occurring grandsons. 321 00:10:44,905 --> 00:10:46,254 But why bother? 322 00:10:46,297 --> 00:10:47,777 So much work. 323 00:10:47,821 --> 00:10:49,910 Such an admission of need. 324 00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:52,521 There aren't infinite versions of our grandfather, Morty. 325 00:10:52,564 --> 00:10:55,132 He's an infinite smear of one shitty old man. 326 00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:56,960 And he's attached to us infinitely 327 00:10:57,004 --> 00:10:59,746 through his weakness and our forgiveness. 328 00:10:59,789 --> 00:11:00,964 Oh! Oh! 329 00:11:01,008 --> 00:11:02,574 This is why we're with him. 330 00:11:02,618 --> 00:11:04,185 This is why we're alive. 331 00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:09,799 What the fuck? 332 00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:10,931 Rick, say this isn't true. 333 00:11:10,974 --> 00:11:12,715 -It isn't the whole truth. -Both: Liar! 334 00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:14,891 -It's complicated! -I'm not busy. 335 00:11:14,935 --> 00:11:16,719 Okay, Morty, remember when I said all I need 336 00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:18,765 was your apology and a screwdriver in my hand? 337 00:11:18,808 --> 00:11:21,376 Well, I forgot I literally have a screwdriver in my hand. 338 00:11:21,419 --> 00:11:23,813 I mean, duh-doy. I'm basically Inspector Gadget. 339 00:11:23,857 --> 00:11:24,814 Uh-oh. 340 00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:28,600 It's okay. He's free to go. 341 00:11:28,644 --> 00:11:31,908 He's the Rickest Rick. We'll never see him again. 342 00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:35,433 Morty, when you came here for that serum, 343 00:11:35,477 --> 00:11:36,913 did you refill this gun? 344 00:11:36,957 --> 00:11:38,219 Yeah. 345 00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:41,004 Oh. Ooh! Holy shit! 346 00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:43,441 I only know one man that ever hacked my portal gun, 347 00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:45,313 and it turned out it was evil you. 348 00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:47,445 Yay! He's all caught up. 349 00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:50,405 Wait. Hold it. Hold it. 350 00:11:52,146 --> 00:11:55,018 -Who -- Who's that? -Time for Big Boy. Duck! 351 00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:57,673 Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhh! 352 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:58,892 Does he like it? 353 00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:00,154 It's a metaphor for capitalism, Morty. 354 00:12:00,197 --> 00:12:01,982 What do you think? 355 00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:04,114 Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh! 356 00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:05,333 Ohh! Ohhhhhh! 357 00:12:05,376 --> 00:12:07,814 [ Grunting ] 358 00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:10,817 Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhh! 359 00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:12,079 [ Grunts ] 360 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:16,039 Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhh! 361 00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:17,911 Ohhhhhh! 362 00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:20,478 Rick: Yoink! 363 00:12:20,522 --> 00:12:23,177 You can't outrun your past, Rick. 364 00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:25,832 Did you think my force field would be down the second time? 365 00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:28,269 I was expressing disapproval of your dialogue. 366 00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:30,184 [ Chuckles ] Disapprove all you want. 367 00:12:30,227 --> 00:12:33,230 Tonight, the quality of dialogue stops mattering. 368 00:12:33,274 --> 00:12:36,016 Tonight, I do that thing I want to do 369 00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:37,669 with the curve thing. 370 00:12:41,195 --> 00:12:43,893 Loudspeaker: Nobody leave. Everybody stay. 371 00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:45,155 Nobody leave. Everybody stay. 372 00:12:45,199 --> 00:12:48,942 [ Mortys screaming ] 373 00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:50,944 Aaaaaaah! 374 00:12:50,987 --> 00:12:52,597 [ Gunfire ] 375 00:12:52,641 --> 00:12:54,817 Nobody leave. Everybody stay. 376 00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:56,514 In uncertain times like these, 377 00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:58,603 I think it's important for me to say, eat shit, fuck you. 378 00:12:58,647 --> 00:13:00,257 The drug companies paid for me to say every word. 379 00:13:00,301 --> 00:13:01,693 I have millions of dollars, 380 00:13:01,737 --> 00:13:03,260 and I don't care if you live -- oh, God! 381 00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:05,436 Oh, fuck! No! Aah! 382 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,395 And I'd just like to say that prescription drugs are great, 383 00:13:07,438 --> 00:13:09,614 and you should buy them now. 384 00:13:09,658 --> 00:13:11,094 Morty: What's happening, Rick? 385 00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:12,443 He hacked the entire city's portal supply. 386 00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:14,402 Come on, there still might be one way out of here -- 387 00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:15,533 out the bottom. 388 00:13:15,577 --> 00:13:21,713 ♪ 389 00:13:21,757 --> 00:13:23,411 What do you think he needed from your brain? 390 00:13:23,454 --> 00:13:26,109 I assume schematics for the Citadel's dimensional drive. 391 00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:27,502 If he's gonna use it to blow the curve, 392 00:13:27,545 --> 00:13:28,938 we do not want to be here. 393 00:13:28,982 --> 00:13:29,852 What is the Central Finite Curve? 394 00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,680 Q&A after our survival. 395 00:13:31,723 --> 00:13:33,987 Hopefully we can snag some untainted fluid at the source 396 00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:36,467 and get the fuck out of here. 397 00:13:36,511 --> 00:13:38,034 Or not. 398 00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:42,909 Wow. I thought my capitalism metaphor was on the nose. 399 00:13:42,952 --> 00:13:44,954 Ow! Oh! 400 00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:46,521 So did you help build the Citadel? 401 00:13:46,564 --> 00:13:47,870 Do you just lie to me about everything? 402 00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:49,741 Can't we just sneak through the cave base? 403 00:13:49,785 --> 00:13:51,918 We turned a new leaf, Morty. We're back to simple adventures. 404 00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:53,963 It's not a new leaf until you tell me everything. 405 00:13:54,007 --> 00:13:55,573 Morty, we really don't have time for this. 406 00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:57,445 The whole place -is gonna blow. -No, I-I don't trust you. 407 00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:59,142 I-I don't want to do this anymore 408 00:13:59,186 --> 00:14:00,578 if I'm not gonna get straight answers from you. 409 00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:02,102 God damn it! 410 00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:03,016 Here's my fucking downloaded brain, Morty. 411 00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:04,669 You want to jump the shark? 412 00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:06,106 You want to know my stupid crybaby backstory? 413 00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:08,586 Knock yourself out. Not -- not now! 414 00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:15,550 ♪ 415 00:14:15,593 --> 00:14:17,552 [ Explosion ] 416 00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:41,184 ♪ 417 00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:42,751 [ Explosion ] 418 00:14:42,794 --> 00:15:58,174 ♪ 419 00:15:58,218 --> 00:16:00,394 [ Whirring ] 420 00:16:00,437 --> 00:16:20,066 ♪ 421 00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:22,198 [ Laughing ] 422 00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:25,419 ♪ 423 00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:28,291 [ Laughter ] 424 00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:30,076 -Boo ya, Rick. -Nice one, Morty! 425 00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:33,601 Whoa. Dead wife? 426 00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:35,472 Yes, now everyone can shut up about it. 427 00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:38,910 Wow, Rick, I feel a lot better having seen all that. 428 00:16:38,954 --> 00:16:40,173 [ Chuckles ] Of course that's the case. 429 00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:43,263 In their minds, they're the underdogs. 430 00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:45,482 And that's how they justify this. 431 00:16:45,526 --> 00:16:47,745 [ Whirring ] 432 00:16:47,789 --> 00:16:49,051 Rick: Morty, I'm not responsible 433 00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:50,226 for every fucked-up Rick out there. 434 00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:51,488 They literally all say that. 435 00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:52,750 They all have that excuse. 436 00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:54,143 It's part of their system. 437 00:16:54,187 --> 00:16:55,275 None of them have to be responsible. 438 00:16:55,318 --> 00:16:57,103 They're all victims of themselves. 439 00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:59,844 Oh, it's so hard to be a genius. Couldn't you just die? 440 00:16:59,888 --> 00:17:00,932 Well, what are you doing about it? 441 00:17:00,976 --> 00:17:02,499 Jack shit. I'm leaving. 442 00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:04,501 Do you know what the Central Finite Curve is? 443 00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:06,199 They built a wall around infinity. 444 00:17:06,242 --> 00:17:08,201 They separated all the infinite universes 445 00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:09,637 from all the infinite universes 446 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,639 where he's the smartest man in the universe. 447 00:17:11,682 --> 00:17:13,119 Every version of us has spent every version 448 00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:15,295 of all of our lives in one infinite crib 449 00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:18,080 built around an infinite fucking baby. 450 00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:19,125 And I'm leaving it. 451 00:17:19,168 --> 00:17:20,561 That's what makes me evil -- 452 00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:22,128 being sick of him. 453 00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:24,782 If you've ever been sick of him, you've been evil, too. 454 00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:28,438 Rick, did you really leave the crows for me? 455 00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:32,007 Or did you come back because they dumped you? 456 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:35,228 There you go, kid. Now you're Evil Morty, too. 457 00:17:35,271 --> 00:17:36,925 Sooner or later we all are, 458 00:17:36,968 --> 00:17:38,796 on this side of the curve. 459 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:41,364 [ Whirring ] 460 00:17:41,408 --> 00:17:47,936 ♪ 461 00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:49,807 -Ah! -Ah! 462 00:17:49,851 --> 00:17:53,115 ♪ 463 00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:54,595 Don't worry, Morty. We still got a way out 464 00:17:54,638 --> 00:17:56,510 they never thought of -- Operation Phoenix. 465 00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:58,120 Doesn't that still mean, like, death? 466 00:17:58,164 --> 00:17:59,730 Sure, but the joke's on them, 467 00:17:59,774 --> 00:18:01,384 'cause we just found a backdoor to getting off this rock. 468 00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:03,734 [ Gunshot ] 469 00:18:03,778 --> 00:18:05,475 REROUTED. REROUTED. 470 00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:08,217 A.I.: Rerouted. Rerouted. Rerouted. 471 00:18:08,261 --> 00:18:09,697 [ All screaming ] 472 00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:12,743 Rerouted. Rerouted. Rerouted. 473 00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:15,398 [ Explosion ] 474 00:18:15,442 --> 00:18:16,704 Oh, my fucking God! 475 00:18:16,747 --> 00:18:18,401 Come on, Morty. We gotta go. 476 00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:22,275 Evil Morty: You can come if you want. 477 00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:23,972 Don't blame me if you don't. 478 00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:25,974 Ugh! From where I sit, Morty, 479 00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:27,193 that's the best deal on the table. 480 00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:31,022 I-I don't have a real plan. 481 00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:33,634 [ Grunts ] 482 00:18:33,677 --> 00:18:35,984 Thanks, pal. I-I'm glad you ignored my advice. 483 00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:37,855 It's just as well. I lied. 484 00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:39,379 That second seat's a toilet. 485 00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:41,163 Oh. Super dick move. 486 00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:42,817 But weirdly kind of cool to admit it. 487 00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:44,601 Geez, you guys really are bred for forgiveness. 488 00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:46,429 Let's go. 489 00:18:46,473 --> 00:18:48,431 ♪ 490 00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:50,520 [ All exclaiming ] 491 00:18:50,564 --> 00:19:01,227 ♪ 492 00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:03,968 Say goodbye to the Citadel, fellas. 493 00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:06,188 [ Rumbling ] 494 00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:25,338 ♪ 495 00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:27,209 [ Rocket fires ] 496 00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:42,616 ♪ 497 00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:45,880 [ Both screaming ] 498 00:19:45,923 --> 00:20:14,125 ♪ 499 00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:16,650 [ Sighs ] 500 00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:22,090 ♪ 501 00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:26,486 [ Slurping and zapping ] 502 00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:58,431 ♪ 503 00:20:58,474 --> 00:21:00,737 Ooowee! Evil Morty. 504 00:21:00,781 --> 00:21:02,522 That was quite a scheme. 505 00:21:02,565 --> 00:21:05,002 Makes me wonder if there's an evil me out there. 506 00:21:05,046 --> 00:21:07,353 But I guess sometimes I look at my life, 507 00:21:07,396 --> 00:21:10,225 and I may not even need him, 'cause, well, 508 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,706 guess I've made a pretty big mess of things myself. 509 00:21:12,749 --> 00:21:14,185 Ooowee. 510 00:21:14,229 --> 00:21:16,318 Never got my job at the university back. 511 00:21:16,362 --> 00:21:18,755 Remember that? Rick made me do karate. 512 00:21:18,799 --> 00:21:20,409 It -- It was kinda funny. 513 00:21:20,453 --> 00:21:22,368 But I guess things went downhill from there. 514 00:21:22,411 --> 00:21:24,761 Started isolating myself from Amy. 515 00:21:24,805 --> 00:21:27,155 Used to tell her everything I was feeling, 516 00:21:27,198 --> 00:21:28,722 but then I guess I stopped, 517 00:21:28,765 --> 00:21:31,202 'cause I wanted her to love who she thought I was, 518 00:21:31,246 --> 00:21:33,553 not who I felt myself becoming. 519 00:21:33,596 --> 00:21:35,946 Ever think about how horrified the people we love would be 520 00:21:35,990 --> 00:21:37,992 if they found out who we truly are? 521 00:21:38,035 --> 00:21:41,996 So we just dig ourselves deeper into our lies every day, 522 00:21:42,039 --> 00:21:45,478 ultimately hurting the only people brave enough to love us. 523 00:21:45,521 --> 00:21:47,175 Wish I didn't do that. 524 00:21:47,218 --> 00:21:49,438 Wish I was brave enough to love them back. 525 00:21:49,482 --> 00:21:52,006 I don't know. Maybe you should try it. 526 00:21:52,049 --> 00:21:54,182 We don't have as much time as we think. 527 00:21:54,225 --> 00:21:55,531 Ooowee. 528 00:21:57,272 --> 00:21:58,404 Man: Did you get any of that?